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1 hour ago, Laga4 said:

Rick Nueheisel has friends?

He’s still alive?

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So we getting him or nah?

Definitely.

And Arch Manning.

And some high-quality OT portal transfers.

And Worthy is going to clone himself, put a mustache on the clone, and name it Wavier Xorthy.

Pole Assassin is going to get another monkey.

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3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Definitely.

And Arch Manning.

And some high-quality OT portal transfers.

And Worthy is going to clone himself, put a mustache on the clone, and name it Wavier Xorthy.

Pole Assassin is going to get another monkey.

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Show me a loss!!

8 hours ago, Thiefery said:

Here was Ewers’ explanation on why the top talent is fleeing the state:

Probably because a Texas team hasn’t been in the running for a national championship in a little while. And I don’t know about other guys, but like me I just, I just want to compete at the highest, highest level. Obviously, one day they will get back there and it’ll be great. But right now, it’s just, I’m just tired seeing that happen.

Pretty much every poster on Surly's thoughts as well.

25 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Definitely.

And Arch Manning.

And some high-quality OT portal transfers.

And Worthy is going to clone himself, put a mustache on the clone, and name it Wavier Xorthy.

Pole Assassin is going to get another monkey.

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Pretty much every poster on Surly's thoughts as well.

I had the same thoughts. If anything it shows he's a fan just like us but was making a business decision. It makes it seem like us going to the SEC could play a big role too.

12 hours ago, Hornbeliever said:

That's my point.  For 10k, I almost did something I didn't want to do.  For a million (in theory)?  Hello piece of shit Ohio

Not sure how old you are but with the col difference you’re much better off in Texas even if you’re making 10k less.  If you’re 103 and you’re talking about the 1920s then I stand corrected.  All things equal 100k in Texas goes further than 110k in nyc or la

14 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

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Damn that all but confirms it's real or in the works, I guess that doesn't prove it's ewers but who else could it be? 

12 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Damn that all but confirms it's real or in the works, I guess that doesn't prove it's ewers but who else could it be? 

It’s Ewers. 

15 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Damn that all but confirms it's real or in the works, I guess that doesn't prove it's ewers but who else could it be? 

maybe they know Brown is ready to flip to us too?

35 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

maybe they know Brown is ready to flip to us too?

That isn’t scaring Arch

Arch would be a freshman while Ewers is a Jr, if this were to play out.  Any where Arch goes, he’s probably sitting his first year and learning.  

12 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Arch would be a freshman while Ewers is a Jr, if this were to play out.  Any where Arch goes, he’s probably sitting his first year and learning.  

Well a RS sophomore to be exact. Which would be draft elgible and allow arch to RS


Damn, I love this game. Ok my turn.

2.

I count 2 eggs that havent hatched. what do I win? 

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2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

Damn that all but confirms it's real or in the works, I guess that doesn't prove it's ewers but who else could it be? 

From my perspective all it proves is that our opponents are capable of taking an unverified and as of yet unfulfilled rumor and using it against us.

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

Arch would be a freshman while Ewers is a Jr, if this were to play out.  Any where Arch goes, he’s probably sitting his first year and learning.  

He could also spend time focusing on the brand with the family and starring in commercials. Then spend the next 3-4 years leading the team. 

18 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

From my perspective all it proves is that our opponents are capable of taking an unverified and as of yet unfulfilled rumor and using it against us.

This is not fun for me so I will choose to believe we are getting Ewers, who will start next year and until his RS-Junior year. Then Arch will start as a RS-Soph and RS-Junior. Both will have 1 Heisman each (minimum) and 3 national championships combined. At that point we will have raised and developed a clone of Vince Young that we grew in a Tleilaxu axolotl tank underneath Bellmont in a no chamber who, due to a combination of genetic mutation and telepathy, maintains perpetual eligibility.

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:


Damn, I love this game. Ok my turn.

2.

I count 2 eggs that havent hatched. what do I win? 

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Devin Brown makes 3.

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:


Damn, I love this game. Ok my turn.

2.

I count 2 eggs that havent hatched. what do I win? 

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3 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

So wtf does that mean

PC load letter.

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:


Damn, I love this game. Ok my turn.

2.

I count 2 eggs that havent hatched. what do I win? 

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4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Jack Miller was never going to play a down there 

This. 

1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

Fuck, shit, fuck. 

You think that matters as it pertains to Ewers? Quinn is now 3rd string behind 2 freshmen instead of 4th string behind checks notes 3 freshmen.

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29 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You think that matters as it pertains to Ewers? Quinn is now 3rd string behind 2 freshmen instead of 4th string behind checks notes 3 freshmen.

Stroud is a redshirt freshman, but this would be his third year out of high school. McCord is who is actually blocking him.

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1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Stroud is a redshirt freshman, but this would be his third year out of high school. McCord is who is actually blocking him.

Stroud was class of 2020. He can't go pro for another year.

21 hours ago, The Beast said:

Wait, you think Ewers is a Jag? I have seen some really stupid shit on here but this takes the cake. 

They’re all JAGs until they can get on the field and do something.  He hasn’t just like Arch Manning hasn’t.  
 

Sure get them on campus and see but there’s a billion reasons someone doesn’t produce.  Mental issues, scheme mismatch, trouble with the law, chicks, dudes, drugs, whatever. 
 

My point is he could’ve been the chosen one staying in state and building a class of dogs and getting some leeway.  But he left.  Now he’s 4th string and not seeing the field.  Which is fine.  He’s a freshman on a team with studs for years in front of him.  Great prove that your the best qb there and you would’ve done something.  Every NFL roster has extremely talented dudes. So if you can’t start at Ohio’s state you ain’t starting for the anyone in the NFL.

In summary I don’t expect him to be some savior to Texas’s woes.  I’ll eat my crow if it comes to pass that he is the second coming 

10 hours ago, markstanco said:


I like his show on SXM. I’d sit around a campfire over beers to listen to some stories.

Key word being “listen”; because you wouldn’t get a word in edgewise.  Childers has to interrupt him every time to make his point.

With his genetics, Arch probably is all that he is billed up to be, but at least Ewers has played real football.  There are middle school teams in Texas that could beat this team they just played.

 

7 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

With his genetics, Arch probably is all that he is billed up to be, but at least Ewers has played real football.  There are middle school teams in Texas that could beat this team they just played.

 

Let’s hope he didn’t inherit his Dad’s stenosis …

2 hours ago, Dr.Dre said:

They’re all JAGs until they can get on the field and do something.  He hasn’t just like Arch Manning hasn’t.  
 

Sure get them on campus and see but there’s a billion reasons someone doesn’t produce.  Mental issues, scheme mismatch, trouble with the law, chicks, dudes, drugs, whatever. 
 

My point is he could’ve been the chosen one staying in state and building a class of dogs and getting some leeway.  But he left.  Now he’s 4th string and not seeing the field.  Which is fine.  He’s a freshman on a team with studs for years in front of him.  Great prove that your the best qb there and you would’ve done something.  Every NFL roster has extremely talented dudes. So if you can’t start at Ohio’s state you ain’t starting for the anyone in the NFL.

In summary I don’t expect him to be some savior to Texas’s woes.  I’ll eat my crow if it comes to pass that he is the second coming 

Jesus dude, just stop.

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

You think that matters as it pertains to Ewers? Quinn is now 3rd string behind 2 freshmen instead of 4th string behind checks notes 3 freshmen.

Yeah he’s a rolled ankle and a pick 6 away from playing time now. He wasn’t even on the depth chart before today. That’s not our  pets heads are falling off but it could be in a blink of an eye. 

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5 hours ago, Dr.Dre said:

So if you can’t start at Ohio’s state you ain’t starting for the anyone in the NFL.

 

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I have a feeling we will be able to close this thread here in a bit.

25 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

I have a feeling we will be able to close this thread here in a bit.

We aren't even close to 1000 pages yet

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

I have a feeling we will be able to close this thread here in a bit.

You think he is going to announce it soon?

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