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1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:


Where the hell are we going to find one of those?

Out of the 5.5 million kids in Texas high schools, about 1.4 million are seniors.  You would think 4 or 5 each year wouldnt be THAT much of a reach.

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Doc beat me, so I'll just say... Fuck Ohio State.

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3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:


Where the hell are we going to find one of those?

 

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What about a "gently used" road trip RV?

There’s no way the toilet on that RV was gently used.  

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There’s no way the toilet on that RV was gently used.  

I wouldn't run a black light around the inside either! 

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tOSU has scored 42 points before the half today. Loving it! Quinn you won't start there next year either. 

My buckeye friend told me the rumor on their end is Jimbo is trying to get Ewers to come to aggy. Is there any truth to that?

39 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

My buckeye friend told me the rumor on their end is Jimbo is trying to get Ewers to come to aggy. Is there any truth to that?

Ewers ain’t going to college station. 

11 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

We shall see 

not really, no. it isn’t happening. 

 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

Ewers ain’t going to college station. 

If he'll go to tOSU,  he'll go to aggy.

aggy may be the only place that makes more sense the us.  

 

edit:  the kid isn't a rocket scientist when it comes to making decisions.

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4 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

 

If he'll go to tOSU,  he'll go to aggy.

aggy may be the only place that makes more sense the us.  

 

edit:  the kid isn't a rocket scientist when it comes to making decisions.

Jimbo is a QB killer.

10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Jimbo is a QB killer.

He didn't kill Jameis. 

15 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

He didn't kill Jameis. 

Didn't he? He didn't fix any of his issues and he flamed out spectacularly in the NFL

4 hours ago, futureman said:

Ewers ain’t going to college station. 

It'd make a hell of a lot more sense than coming to play for Sark and co....

 

 

God dam,  don't get me to defending aggy,  but Ewers would do great with Jimbo and aggy.   Don't keep up with pros but doesn't surprise me that James didn't make it in pros. 

Hope he comes here.  I've seen him play 3 times in person and kid is very good. 

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

It'd make a hell of a lot more sense than coming to play for Sark and co....

 

 

Meh idk. Look at the numbers Casey freakin Thompson is putting up. Sark would still make Ewers a first round pick even if he lost a lot of games along the way.

But yeah I don’t expect it to happen with how this season is going. 

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

Didn't he? He didn't fix any of his issues and he flamed out spectacularly in the NFL

Jameis was lighting it up in NO before he got hurt this year. His career is not dead yet.

28 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Jameis was lighting it up in NO before he got hurt this year. His career is not dead yet.

Also it's a badge of fucking honor to go 30-30 TD/INT in an NFL season. 

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Didn't he? He didn't fix any of his issues and he flamed out spectacularly in the NFL

Jameis is an NFL flameout? What?

1 hour ago, theaveragejon said:

Also it's a badge of fucking honor to go 30-30 TD/INT in an NFL season. 

Plus a cool 5k through the air. Jameis is a perfectly average NFL QB. He'll keep getting checks for another decade. 

6 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Meh idk. Look at the numbers Casey freakin Thompson is putting up. Sark would still make Ewers a first round pick even if he lost a lot of games along the way.

But yeah I don’t expect it to happen with how this season is going. 

I’d like to think he wouldn’t turn the ball over 4 fucking times vs Kansas. 

Might as well close this thread down.

12 hours ago, mvlonghorns said:

My buckeye friend told me the rumor on their end is Jimbo is trying to get Ewers to come to aggy. Is there any truth to that?

I know how upstanding Jimbo is and I highly doubt he’s recruiting players on other team’s rosters who aren’t in the portal. 

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Casey is now the only quarterback in Texas history with three or more games at 5+ passing touchdowns. While we suck all of the epic dick in the world Sark is managed to turn this guy into a record holder with one wide receiver, zero offense of line and a dog shit supporting cast.  it would be nice if Any quarterback saw this and think to themselves if Cacey fucking Thompson can sling it and I’m better than he is give me a shot

But they won’t. Because as selfish as kids are, they want to win. No amount of self serving statistics are going to get a kid to come play for a program that can’t even contend for a conference title or fucking bowl eligibility.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Any quarterback saw this and think to themselves if Cacey fucking Thompson can sling it and I’m better than he is give me a shot

In theory, there is Card. 

8 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

In theory, there is Card. 

Except card makes case look like colt 

21 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

In theory, there is Card. 

he's an athlete not a quarterback

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Except card makes case look like colt 

I'm missing something here?

24 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I'm missing something here?

Yeah I’m hungover. Card sucks so bad that even our worse QBs the past decade looked like colt compared to him 

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2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

In theory, there is Card. 

Some of y’all need to tune your sarcasm meters. 

48 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some of y’all need to tune your sarcasm meters. 

There's a tuner on that thing? Regardless, I see big things for this team. We are just starting to gel.

3 hours ago, Bevo said:

There's a tuner on that thing? Regardless, I see big things for this team. We are just starting to gel.

Like, bowl game next year, big?

7 hours ago, alphahorn said:

he's an athlete

Is he though?

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is he though?

yeah if you ever saw him play wide receiver.  I think he'd make a great safety

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

yeah if you ever saw him play wide receiver.  I think he'd make a great safety

Sure. In HS. I don't think he's a good athlete for a P5 QB. 

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Like, bowl game next year, big?

Like a great spring game.

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being a done deal how realistic is Ewers to Texas? Sorry, im not up to speed on how this latest speculation came about

Zero. But at least you’re staying on topic.


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5 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Like, bowl game next year, big?

 

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9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@UncleBuck

 

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This could make you optimistic :( 

Ewers could drive that ugly ass truck they loaned him right onto Campbell-Williams with an "I'M BAAAACK" and it wouldn't make me optimistic. What is optimistic anyway?

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