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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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So many words to say "We don't know shit!"

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44 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m expect a decision Monday/Tuesday coinciding with other things 

Tuesday.  Always Tuesday…

33 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

I had a dream couple of months back and Texas was in a timeout and I could see ewers talking to Sark on the sideline. We were winning big. Oklahoma was the opponent.
 

Was it still the first half??

Fwiw, Riley Dodge’s recent likes do include several McGuire / Tech things. May be some smoke to him going there. 

Sark should offer Landon Samson. We only have 1 wr commit anyway, fuck it. 

29 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Like… posting a cryptic “let’s get ready to rumble” gif a few hours ago?

Or Sark waiting to have in-home visits with his top OL targets until next week...

18 minutes ago, Acropora said:

grease fires are really tough to put out.  don't put that bad juju on the cedar park firefighters. 

Ketch lives in the Woodlands now - Austin buffets are once again safe.

56 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Fong said it’s 50/50 between Texas and Tech

This is the dumbest shit posted on this site since the Urban Myers shit show thread.

 Ewers is not living in Lubbock Texas under any circumstance.  

Whoever fong is should be able to come up with some better bullshit.

 

 

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So where does he head? Texas, Texas A&M and Texas Tech were all mentioned but every team in the country will show interest. I’ve heard this is a homesickness issue so staying in Texas is likely but you never know. My guess? Steve Sarkisianand the Longhorns land him and he ends up back where he originally committed. 

But it’s way too soon to tell. Remember he committed to Tom Herman at Texas and not Sark so that’s good for the Longhorns.

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Finally, what does this mean for Texas in its recruitment of 2023 star 

Arch Manning. I’ve heard Texas and Alabamawere the leaders as of today (sorry Ole Miss) but that can change quickly. If Ewers ends up at Texas, Manning does not — that’s my guess. But a bird in hand and all that jazz. If Texas can land Ewers, he is the starter next season and will be expected to help Sarkisian turn around this Longhorns mess. In this day and age he can’t afford to wait on a 2023.

 

12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Or Sark waiting to have in-home visits with his top OL targets until next week...

I like what I'm reading. 

2 hours ago, Lonestar4.8 said:

Night shift reporting for duty

This no doubt about it. Lets all hurry up and wait. I hope he is not Kyler Murraying our asses.

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

This no doubt about it. Lets all hurry up and wait. I hope he is not Kyler Murraying our asses.

as long as ewers ends up at ou winning a heisman, what's the difference?

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1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

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..And there's the kiss of death. Fuck. 

1 hour ago, ONE YARD said:

If he doesn’t come here.  Fire sark immediately. 

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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

He’s a borderline HOFer..

I can't think of a borderline HOFer more qualified to coach QBs than Todd Helton.

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2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Ear to the motherfucking ground.

Maybe Sark is playing 3D chess. One can only hope.

Look, I'm as shell-shocked as anybody by this catastrophic season we just witnessed, but there is no way Ewers is transferring and not to Texas. Don't be a bunch of pussies about this. The next chapter starts now.

27 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Finally, what does this mean for Texas in its recruitment of 2023 star 

Arch Manning. I’ve heard Texas and Alabamawere the leaders as of today (sorry Ole Miss) but that can change quickly. If Ewers ends up at Texas, Manning does not — that’s my guess. But a bird in hand and all that jazz. If Texas can land Ewers, he is the starter next season and will be expected to help Sarkisian turn around this Longhorns mess. In this day and age he can’t afford to wait on a 2023.

I'm so sick of reading about overrated Arch Manning.  Ewers shits bigger than Arch.

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Charles Thompson is currently negotiating the price with Chip for a hit piece to make Texas look bad to Quinn and help keep Casey QB1

We all know it's true. 

3 minutes ago, FWD said:

Look, I'm as shell-shocked as anybody by this catastrophic season we just witnessed, but there is no way Ewers is transferring and not to Texas. Don't be a bunch of pussies about this. The next chapter starts now.

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1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I can’t believe I’m reading this from a reputable recruiting guy.  a) We really are fucked as a program. b) Everyone is trolling us. c) Nobody has a clue what the fuck is going on. d) All of the above.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

I'll say it again. If Texas and Sarkisian don't pull this off it's a crushing blow. The staff and program becomes radioactive, because everyone will wonder how the fuck they didn't land ewers. 

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5 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'll say it again. If Texas and Sarkisian don't pull this off it's a crushing blow. The staff and program becomes radioactive, because everyone will wonder how the fuck they didn't land ewers. 

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19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm so sick of reading about overrated Arch Manning.  Ewers shits bigger than Arch.

That could just be all the skyline chili.

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

That could just be all the skyline chili.

can confirm - that stuff is nasty

33 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

..And there's the kiss of death. Fuck. 

Kiss of death? Roach doesn't report things until they happened a month ago. 

33 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Now would be a good time for the Brocks to enter the portal...

If you mean all the Brocks, including Luke, I am down.

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Do you motherfuckers really think CTJ would make that QB bet if he didn’t already know Ewers was in the bag?

Ye of little faith. 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Do you motherfuckers really think CTJ would make that QB bet if he didn’t already know Ewers was in the bag?

Ye of little faith. 

I mean that bet is pretty fucking obvious even without Quinn Ewers. 

1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

It’s about appearances. You can’t have a kid like Ewers hit the portal and sign with Texas 10 minutes later. I didn’t say there was not any communication. 

Lincoln Riley CLAIMS that his USC deal came together between the post 10pm end of Bedlam and early the next afternoon.  What's good for this goose is good for the gander.

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - Nahlin is basically saying this is going to come down to NIL.

 

My thoughts:  Ewers reclassified and enrolled at Ohio St because he got a ridiculous NIL deal.  Now he's ready to come home but expects to be appropriately compensated for it.

 

How much is a savior worth to our Boosters?

If anyone out there, ahem @RGBIII, is pulling together an “NIL” for our mullet overload, hit the DMs so I can participate. 

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Lincoln Riley CLAIMS that his USC deal came together between the post 10pm end of Bedlam and early the next afternoon.  What's good for this goose is good for the gander.

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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What's he been saying? Hard to keep up with these 9.95ers.

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30 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

If anyone out there, ahem @RGBIII, is pulling together an “NIL” for our mullet overload, hit the DMs so I can participate. 

What kind of cheddar you got? I will make any NIL deal for any sport, position group or player with the right funding

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25 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

What's he been saying? Hard to keep up with these 9.95ers.

remember the Banks fiasco?

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It’s called the QUINN EWERS effect!!!!

Just now, D3zii said:

It’s called the QUINN EWERS effect!!!!

How confident are you?  Like Futureman fist confident?

ewers decomitting basically accelerated the end of the herman era.  his transferring to texas could accelerate the beginning of the sark era.

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I’m just having trouble picturing Quinn anywhere but Oklahoma State for some reason. I can’t quite put my finger on it.

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