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28 minutes ago, victory88 said:

He’s also got a hot ass gf that’s a cheerleader at Texas

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I just can’t been with some of you people. First it was all bed wetting about aggy last night when we know this isn’t how the football works and they can’t have nice things. 
now a large proportion of you guys are worried about Tech. Let me fill you in on something:  He ain’t going to no damn tech. 
now, is it possible Sark blows it?  Sure. Is it possible our money can’t get off their ass and make a decent pitch to him (I know- it’s illegal to coordinate with the coaching staff and besides- gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice), but based upon literally everything else I’ve heard and all logic and common sense we will be all over this. 
 

45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Literally illegal.

If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying. 
- SEC

26 minutes ago, HornsTX231994 said:

 

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The kid got his 1st year college "bonus", he's looking to play now...so Jimbo's system or Sark's system??  Seems clear to me where he would want to play regardless of him growing up a Texas fan and not liking aggy. Plus he's from Texas, he knows what College Station is.  Bring a top OL and WR or two and let's go already.

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The kid got his 1st year college "bonus", he's looking to play now...so Jimbo's system or Sark's system??  Seems clear to me where he would want to play regardless of him growing up a Texas fan and not liking aggy. Plus he's from Texas, he knows what College Station is.  Bring a top OL and WR or two and let's go already.

Maybe he can convince Donovan Jackson to follow him? A man can dream

37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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pinche gringo

7 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Stopped reading here.

I’m sure we are both better off for that. 

15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I just can’t been with some of you people. First it was all bed wetting about aggy last night when we know this isn’t how the football works and they can’t have nice things. 
now a large proportion of you guys are worried about Tech. Let me fill you in on something:  He ain’t going to no damn tech. 
now, is it possible Sark blows it?  Sure. Is it possible our money can’t get off their ass and make a decent pitch to him (I know- it’s illegal to coordinate with the coaching staff and besides- gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice), but based upon literally everything else I’ve heard and all logic and common sense we will be all over this. 
 

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8 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

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Great alignment between user name and post. 

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

If Sark prioritizes Murphy over Ewers he should be fired on the spot. Beyond the fact Ewers is a substantially better prospect, he will also generate a ton of momentum with other recruits. 

 

Man Fuck that!!! We do all that and lose to Iowa State or OK Lite by fawty cause they give a shit while our 5stars worried about making beats for Lil Wayne

he better come in with his mind right

 

Edited by D3zii

Nice to hear they consider us the favorite, but he's not staying anywhere for 4 years

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Good news from TexAgs:

" A&M has no plans to pursue Ewers happy with Connor Weigman as their our 2022 QB"

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Good news from TexAgs:

" A&M has no plans to pursue Ewers happy with Connor Weigman as their our 2022 QB"

In other words, a bird in hand….

4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

In other words, a bird in hand….

Yeah it made no sense to upset their current class. Maybe it would be different if Ewers actually played instead of handing it off 2 times.

13 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Good news from TexAgs:

" A&M has no plans to pursue Ewers happy with Connor Weigman as their our 2022 QB"

And I have no plans to pursue Cindy lau per

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

And I have no plans to pursue Cindy lau per

This would have made sense 50 years ago.

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah it made no sense to upset their current class. Maybe it would be different if Ewers actually played instead of handing it off 2 times.

Weigman is a really good player, I don’t blame them. They have a great class, but, if the stars align and Ewers comes here, Banks flips, possibly Williams too, and we close on a couple more OL, then  our class will be right there with them. We will need a few WRs to magically become interested, but I could see that happen if Ewers commits quickly enough.

2 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

No, but if they are really getting Riley Doedge then that would be a big big problem... BUT lets not complicate things. Its always been Texas it should be Texas and it will be Texas until proven otherwise. 

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3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Weigman is a really good player, I don’t blame them. They have a great class, but, if the stars align and Ewers comes here, Banks flips, possibly Williams too, and we close on a couple more OL, then  our class will be right there with them. We will need a few WRs to magically become interested, but I could see that happen if Ewers commits quickly enough.

TBH, our class is is a few linemen, 1 offensive playmaker, and a linebacker or two away from being the best class we've had in a long time...on paper at least because it's actually a class that we've put together that attacks trenches.

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Throws sidearm. Do not want

Yeah, but does he squint?

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3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Throws sidearm. Do not want

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Sarcasm obviously

Yes, I know, we are almost always on the same wavelink.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

TBH, our class is is a few linemen and maybe 1 more playmaker away from being the best class we've had in a long time...on paper at least because it's actually a class that we've put together that attacks trenches.

yep.. if we can get another CB on the defense of side and another LB.. this side of the ball is set

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1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

Someone please put a mullet on bevo.

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Definitely accurate. It’s actually kind of nice because as fans, can either A.) Begin to entertain the idea that Texas football isn’t going to be complete garbage for at least the next 3-5 years, if Ewers goes to Texas; or B.) Just check out entirely because it proves without a shadow of a doubt the Sark era is going to be a miserable failure.
Look at these throws…
 

Okay I see the gas, but they seemed to use the brakes a lot this year. How do those work?
3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Definitely accurate. It’s actually kind of nice because as fans, can either A.) Begin to entertain the idea that Texas football isn’t going to be complete garbage for at least the next 3-5 years, if Ewers goes to Texas; or B.) Just check out entirely because it proves without a shadow of a doubt the Sark era is going to be a miserable failure.

Okay I see the gas, but they seemed to use the brakes a lot this year. How do those work?

Yeah- we really should fire him on the spot if Ewers goes anywhere other than UT. 
I said a couple days ago Sark had about two months to nail portal and coaching staff merry go round and prove it’s possible he might be the guy. Getting that shit nailed doesn’t mean he’s the guy but it certainly buys him a year and the benefit of the doubt. 
that timeline got moved up to about 2 days/weeks with this portal. It’s pass/fail for his entire tenure after going 5-7 and being dead man walking on so many recruits- if he doesn’t nail this down there just isn’t anything more than 1 chance in 10 that this thing doesn’t crash and burn and go down in flames. 

27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

TBH, our class is is a few linemen, 1 offensive playmaker, and a linebacker or two away from being the best class we've had in a long time...on paper at least because it's actually a class that we've put together that attacks trenches.

Ewers, Campbell, Banks, Agbo, Stewart and Perkins.  Close with that, get another OL, LB & WR in the portal and we will be sitting pretty. 
Oh, and add Gary Patterson to the staff. 

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2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Ewers, Campbell, Banks, Agbo, Stewart and Perkins.  Close with that, get another OL, LB & WR in the portal and we will be sitting pretty. 
Oh, and add Gary Patterson to the staff. 

And Moffitt,

 

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19 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Ewers, Campbell, Banks, Agbo, Stewart and Perkins.  Close with that, get another OL, LB & WR in the portal and we will be sitting pretty. 
Oh, and add Gary Patterson to the staff. 

I still think Perkins is going aggy regardless, but if we get that, we probably get Dewberry and possibly get back in the game for Harris.

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Just propaganda hopefully. TT is a dead end for football. They will never win shit.

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Just propaganda hopefully. TT is a dead end for football. They will never win shit.

Ewers wears #3

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Ewers wears #3

Yes, I am aware of that and comprehend the tweet.

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Did he take a shit 

 

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53 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Ewers, Campbell, Banks, Agbo, Stewart and Perkins.  Close with that, get another 3-4 OL, LB & WR in the portal and we will be sitting pretty. 
Oh, and add Gary Patterson to the staff. 

And a DB or two plus an Edge guy would be perfect. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

If he truly picks tech

1) he’s the dumbest fuck on esrth. aggy Looking like Mensa level of stupidity 

2) shut down the entire university. Fire everyone employed and relocate somewhere else in the state and change your identity 

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Throws sidearm. Do not want

How big are his hands 

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