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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If he truly picks tech

1) he’s the dumbest fuck on esrth. aggy Looking like Mensa level of stupidity 

2) shut down the entire university. Fire everyone employed and relocate somewhere else in the state and chance your identity 

YALL are so gullible 😂😂😂

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Just now, D3zii said:

YALL are so gullible

They're not happy unless they're miserable.  Should change the name of this place to SatyaHorns.

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

YALL are so gullible 😂😂😂

Who are you and why should we believe you lol

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Good news from TexAgs:

" A&M has no plans to pursue Ewers happy with Connor Weigman as their our 2022 QB"

RC didn't offer him?

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Who are you and why should we believe you lol

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2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Now I’m starting to think you are futureman.

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3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Now I’m starting to think you are futureman.

Is he Carl? Lol 

Lol doesn’t have anything to do with me telling the future…..

 

Coach McGuire says #Take3 on all his post smh. Been doing so since Baylor Y’all are pathetic 

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Lol doesn’t have anything to do with me telling the future…..

 

Coach McGuire says #Take3 on all his post smh. Been doing so since Baylor Y’all are pathetic 

You should really look into the meaning of @futureman on this board. It certainly doesn't mean what you think it means.

NIL is the biggest reason why he left HS early. Texas NIL > everything else. We land him and everything else falls into place.

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Lol doesn’t have anything to do with me telling the future…..

 

Coach McGuire says #Take3 on all his post smh. Been doing so since Baylor Y’all are pathetic 

Yeah ok this checks out.

But still, if Ewers doesn't come here....

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Just now, Longhornlove said:

You should really look into the meaning of @futureman on this board. It certainly doesn't mean what you think it means.

He’s trolling.

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Lol doesn’t have anything to do with me telling the future…..

 

Coach McGuire says #Take3 on all his post smh. Been doing so since Baylor Y’all are pathetic 

Mods - if he's wrong, fucking IP ban the motha fucka! 

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

He’s trolling.

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2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

NIL is the biggest reason why he left HS early. Texas NIL > everything else. We land him and everything else falls into place.

Tech and Aggie can match dollar for dollar....

The long standing connections at Texas with regards to business is where Texas pulls ahead.

8 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Lol doesn’t have anything to do with me telling the future…..

 

Coach McGuire says #Take3 on all his post smh. Been doing so since Baylor Y’all are pathetic 

It seems you are correct, it's about taking 3 turnovers, just a slogan like row the boat.

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Sorry for being a giant pussy

Apology not accepted. 

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

It seems you are correct, it's about taking 3 turnovers, just a slogan like row the boat.

Pos rep for avatar… 

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Just now, Hookem2147 said:

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If he goes to tech, it tells me he isnt serious about football, because no one with a functioning brain would ever go there to play in big time games.  

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Holy fuck that makes Texags look like the fucking CIA if that’s the level of digging they are currently doing.

3 hours ago, Aslan24 said:

You really expect me to believe that a Texas Tech program who has never landed a 5-star recruit is a serious contender for one of the highest ranked recruits of all time????

Maybe he's a big fan of haboobs?

1 minute ago, DiceHands said:

If he goes to tech, it tells me he isnt serious about football, because no one with a functioning brain would ever go there to play in big time games.  

It's a shit town, in the shit part of Texas at a shit school. I grew up in West Texas and never had a desire to visit that town unless Texas was playing Tech in baseball.

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tech and Aggie can match dollar for dollar....

The long standing connections at Texas with regards to business is where Texas pulls ahead.

On what fucking planet

That Tech 9.95er is just speculating like everyone else based on the Dodge rumors. It doesn't sound like he knows a thing other than the Dodge connection. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Maybe he's a big fan of haboobs?

ha, boobs.

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Maybe he's a big fan of haboobs?

I'm a fan of your wife's haboobs.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tech has quite a few big oil money guys....

That’s fun, it’s still not comparable to our booster net worth.

1 minute ago, DiceHands said:

If he goes to tech, it tells me he isnt serious about football, because no one with a functioning brain would ever go there to play in big time games.  

If his old coach is headed there, it makes more sense than we would want to accept. I’m sure they’d make sure he’s well paid. There are numerous reasons it appears stupid, but if it happens, he’ll probably have a very successful career at Tech.

I think he means that when it comes down to one NIL deal for one player, yeah they have their money. Tech and 8&4 could put up big money for one player. obviously they can't do a Clark Field Collective thing. Tech also doesn't have the business opportunities that Austin provides

Just now, DiceHands said:

If he goes to tech, it tells me he isnt serious about football, because no one with a functioning brain would ever go there to play in big time games.  

I usually hate when we say things like this ("if he doesn't here he's gonna suck anyway") but in this case, I kinda agree tbh. There's already a bit of a warning sign with the tOSU decisions and picking Tech would be a total wtf decision.

Pretty much the only advantages Tech could possibly have are following his high school coach (not a great reason) and maybe if they somehow put together an insane NIL deal (seems unlikely to beat us). Otherwise - Texas wins heavily on QB coach, surrounding talent, ongoing NIL/business opps, national exposure, city, championship chances (despite this year), etc. 

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

On what fucking planet

It only takes one nutjob desperate super-rich alum willing to throw in a couple million dollars. Like any big school, Tech has plenty of rich alums especially in the oilfield. Total net worth isn't everything - it's about what the boosters are willing to do. I'm not saying it's likely, but it's not out of question. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

That’s fun, it’s still not comparable to our booster net worth.

They could throw a massive amount of money at him and no other player on the team would feel slighted. Shit, they don’t have to pay anyone else. 

Just now, fatheryeet said:

I think he means that when it comes down to one NIL deal for one player, yeah they have their money. Tech and 8&4 could put up big money for one player. obviously they can't do a Clark Field Collective thing. Tech also doesn't have the business opportunities that Austin provides

Exactly. One desperate booster could put something crazy on the table for him.

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

They could throw a massive amount of money at him and no other player on the team would feel slighted. Shit, they don’t have to pay anyone else. 

This is correct. But they literally could not match dollar for dollar if we opened it up. Will we is the issue, sounds like Monday we’ll hear more on the subject.

16 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

It seems you are correct, it's about taking 3 turnovers, just a slogan like row the boat.

Or All Gas No Brakes and we all know how successful that was...

Mahomes makes $50MM a year. He could easily kick in a decent amount to sweeten the pot of what other big money donors would kick in. 

Mahomes proves you don’t need to win a ton of games to be picked high and then go on to great NFL success. Ewers could go the same route and have nowhere near as much pressure for him to perform as he would in Austin. The Tech fanbase would glorify him just for picking them and he’d cash in on a sizable NIL deal. I think this Tech smoke is definitely real. 

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1 minute ago, Yev Kassem said:

Mahomes makes $50MM a year. He could easily kick in a decent amount to sweeten the pot of what other big money donors would kick in. 

Mahomes proves you don’t need to win a ton of games to be picked high and then go on to great NFL success. Ewers could go the same route and have nowhere near as much pressure for him to perform as he would in Austin. The Tech fanbase would glorify him just for picking them and he’d cash in on a sizable NIL deal. I think this Tech smoke is definitely real. 

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