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18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think you misread the level of seriousness of his post

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3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

She needs to portal to Texas too

Yeah this seems obvious. Clark Field? Hello!?

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Guess I missed where Kliff got rehired.

He’s gonna go to Tech and throw for 5000 yards a year, all while making over $1MM each season. He’ll be a top pick in two years. 

Softball gf has to be a joke. Didn’t Bowman have a gf that played softball that went to OU?

1 minute ago, Yev Kassem said:

He’s gonna go to Tech and throw for 5000 yards a year, all while making over $1MM each season. He’ll be a top pick in two years. 

How do you fit techs dick so far down your throat 

1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

Softball gf has to be a joke. Didn’t Bowman have a gf that played softball that went to OU?

Uncles and softball players be fucking us up 

"I'm also told that Ewers plans to make a quick decision so he can potentially have a recruiting impact prior to the early signing window."


Lol no one is going with him to fucking Lubbock.


Thompson is from that area. He would be the second best player on the team day one, he would have a qb that can get him the ball, his family would be closer, and high school coaches love Joey Mcguire. Sarkisian just went 5-7 and lost to Kansas. We have 0 momentum and our QB and WR coaches are useless on the recruiting trail.

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How do you fit techs dick so far down your throat 

 Yev Kassem - water-soluble lubricant

1 minute ago, warhorn8 said:

Thompson is from that area. He would be the second best player on the team day one, he would have a qb that can get him the ball, his family would be closer, and high school coaches love Joey Mcguire. Sarkisian just went 5-7 and lost to Kansas. We have 0 momentum and our QB and WR coaches are useless on the recruiting trail.

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Tech fucking loss to a team that lost to Kansas. Lol

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How do you fit techs dick so far down your throat 

Fuck off you mongoloid. I’m fucking pissed this is the situation this program is in. 

Maybe sit out the next few plays. You’re showing early signs of CTE. 

Just now, cdain3 said:

Tech fucking loss to a team that lost to Kansas. Lol

And let that team score 70

Y'all really going to blame Sark, for Ewers making a dumb ass decision? This behind the dumbass decision to go to TOSU in the first place. We all know there is no reason he should pick Tech over UT, so if that is his decision it was probably one already made before he even entered the portal and he is going there no matter what anyone else says.

 

And this isn't the end all be all, we'll have other options in the portal. Because y'all are really anointing this kid as our savior before he has even proved shit at this level.

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Just now, Yev Kassem said:

Fuck off you mongoloid. I’m fucking pissed this is the situation this program is in. 

Maybe sit out the next few plays. You’re showing early signs of CTE. 

I struck a nerve lol bravo on spitting mahomes cock out long enough to breathe 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Uncles and softball players be fucking us up 

When’s the hit piece from FCB coming in regards to how bad Texas is for QBs?

I mean regardless of the reason why this is just another embarrassing chronicle that’ll be played when we’re playing tech. I’m so sick of this shit

Tech fucking loss to a team that lost to Kansas. Lol
Yeah, they fired that coach and hired one of the most respected coaches in the state. Oh, and they went 6-6 and actually beat Kansas themselves.

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1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

His gf in high school went to OU.

Where did his mom go?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

So why are we randomly freaking out?

 

Pussy undefeated 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

So why are we randomly freaking out?

 

OB saying the buzz this evening has been Tech. TFB less clear but also sounding like it's 50/50 or worse  

Yeah imma default to "leverage"

 

And not rely on some dipshit OB troll or some tech board making up shit about some girlfriend.

 

 

I'll meltdown after the fact if he chooses Tech, enjoy what little bit of enjoyment this ride is giving me thus far.

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Any update on his Twitter followers? [emoji23]

I see he follows Worthy. Didn’t see anyone from Tech but also didn’t give a shit to keep scrolling.

5 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Y'all really going to blame Sark, for Ewers making a dumb ass decision? This behind the dumbass decision to go to TOSU in the first place. We all know there is no reason he should pick Tech over UT, so if that is his decision it was probably one already made before he even entered the portal and he is going there no matter what anyone else says.

 

And this isn't the end all be all, we'll have other options in the portal. Because y'all are really anointing this kid as our savior before he has even proved shit at this level.

Yes

We should all be so lucky as to make a "dumbass decision" that puts $1+ million in our bank account at 17.

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Y'all really going to blame Sark, for Ewers making a dumb ass decision? This behind the dumbass decision to go to TOSU in the first place. We all know there is no reason he should pick Tech over UT, so if that his decision it was probably one already made before he even entered the portal and he is going their no matter what anyone else says.
Yes, you can't be the coach of The University of Texas and lose recruits to tech.

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1 minute ago, pacman said:

We should all be so lucky to make a "dumbass decision" that puts 1+ million in our bank account at 17.

You think he won't make $1M+ at either school

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

wearing natarsha belling GIF

Need some BDE in this thread

It’s Texas no doubt. When sark said that the QB job was open, these talks were already happening. It’ll be announced no later than Wednesday 

Just now, taybo20 said:

It’s Texas no doubt. When sark said that the QB job was open, these talks were already happening. It’ll be announced no later than Wednesday 

IP ban bet? Or you just speculating? 

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2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

It’s Texas no doubt. When sark said that the QB job was open, these talks were already happening. It’ll be announced no later than Wednesday 

I like you dude, but if you are wrong, I will stalk you and Neg  every post you make for the rest of my sad existence.

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Just now, Tex-19 said:

IP ban bet? Or you just speculating? 

IP bans are not really much of a thing. Just unplug your router a few times...

5 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

It’s Texas no doubt. When sark said that the QB job was open, these talks were already happening. It’ll be announced no later than Wednesday 

 

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I like you dude, but if you are wrong, I will stalk you and Neg  every post you make for the rest of my sad existence.

taybo's definitely getting the Carl treatment if wrong.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He’s speculating. 

Indeed I am… but we need that BDE

I question Ewers sanity if he chooses to spend 3 yrs in Lubbock over Austin

His parents should be tortured if they let him go to tech, just kidding..............or am I?

If Ewers picks Tech, it further illustrates he is as dumb as he fucking looks.

 

 

Just now, Cashcar said:

McGuire will get at least 3 years. Sark is likely fired after next season. That is probably a key part of the equation. 

Sark will be here until at least December of 2023, likely even 2024.

Conspiracy theory time. Ewers signed an NIL deal that requires him to start. UT compliance took one look and said he has to terminate the deal. Tech compliance gives zero fucks

1 minute ago, Cashcar said:

McGuire will get at least 3 years. Sark is likely fired after next season. That is probably a key part of the equation. 

Sark is not "likely fired after next season" whether you want that or not. Especially if he gets a good qb like Quinn.

25 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

If he chooses Texas Fucking Tech then Sark should just resign.

Surly, “He knew where he wanted to go before entering the portal.”

Also Surly, “No way Texas should lose this battle!”

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3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Conspiracy theory time. Ewers signed an NIL deal that requires him to start. UT compliance took one look and said he has to terminate the deal. Tech compliance gives zero fucks

No chance. That would be performance based and literally rule number one that you can’t do

I have decided to only believe sources with a positive Texas spin, and I will ruthlessly mock any source to the contrary. The Nephew, the softball playing girlfriend, IT, Ketch,….all of them, especially FCB

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

No chance. That would be performance based and literally rule number one that you can’t do

Agreed, but there were rumors earlier in the thread about this happening at tOSU

2 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Kansas is on the road next year…

I smell a rivalry!

28 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Y'all really going to blame Sark, for Ewers making a dumb ass decision? This behind the dumbass decision to go to TOSU in the first place. We all know there is no reason he should pick Tech over UT, so if that is his decision it was probably one already made before he even entered the portal and he is going there no matter what anyone else says.

 

And this isn't the end all be all, we'll have other options in the portal. Because y'all are really anointing this kid as our savior before he has even proved shit at this level.

Right.  But it's been stated that he'd bring a ton of momentum (and recruits) regardless of possibly busting.

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