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9 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Surly, “He knew where he wanted to go before entering the portal.”

Also Surly, “No way Texas should lose this battle!”

I can't beleive our softball coach let his girlfriend go to Tech. What a fucking catastrophic organizational failure. 

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Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Right.  But it's been stated that he'd bring a ton of momentum (and recruits) regardless of possible busting.

It'd be great for building some hype but tbh at this point idk how many recruits it would really pull in. Sure, maybe we would still end up with a good QB like Dart but this would be a giant embarssing kick to the nads

I work with college kids everyday, they do some epically dumb shit. So maybe he goes to Tech. But why? They don’t have an OC, just a rumored one with way less of a track record than Sark. There is more money here, more exposure. There is more talent at Texas, even on a bad year. If things go so badly that Sark gets fired, the kid isn’t succeeding anyway. That’s true with McGuire. 
 

To me, kid bails on his Texas commitment cause OSU seems safer. Tech is way less safe than starting at Texas. 

27 minutes ago, warhorn8 said:

Yes, you can't be the coach of The University of Texas and lose recruits to tech.


 

Where the fuck is rock bottom? Fuck if we don’t keep digging and digging but it gets lower and lower.     

I’m honestly just mad that we’re debating this and the fact this shit isn’t locked up yet is annoying. We’re arguing over tech who has actually gf a shittier last 10 years than us.

Well shit. If the weed guy says it, it must be true

48 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I'd been wondering about a girlfriend situation.

Did he break up with his g/f in Ohio?
No... maybe he didn't have a g/f in Ohio.

I still think it's crazy to consider him going to tech.
But this could be a reason for the delay in a decision (if it's true..... I mean I did find it on the Internet).

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EDIT:  I would have kept personal stuff out of this.  I'm just quoting a Texas Tech forum.

This did not originate from a Texas forum.  

I asked what the pussy situation was a few pages ago.  That shit is undefeated.

This thread went from must read to an absolute beating faster than Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen could achieve.

2 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Well shit. If the weed guy says it, it must be true
 

That’s hilarious 

1 minute ago, mdleast said:

Well shit. If the weed guy says it, it must be true
 

Poor guy just wanted a bag and had to sit there for hours while weed guy spun his theories on fucking everything from the weather to recruiting at Tech. 

Pretty sure his gf is still at Southlake but is going to OU.

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

“Intelligence” from high school networks is almost worthless. Kids lie. Recruits lie. Everyone lies.   


 

 

 

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Why mention weed at all, fucking dumbass, like that gives it an ounce of credibility.   Play on words there.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

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Kids in Southlake aren’t smoking weed. They have their parents $. They’re snorting lines of coke and whatnot

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Why mention weed at all, fucking dumbass, like that gives it an ounce of credibility.   Play on words there.

Well if it is true we’ll just have to pound the rock next year.

3 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

Kids in Southlake aren’t smoking weed. They have their parents $. They’re snorting lines of coke and whatnot

errbody smoke weed 

Why mention weed at all, fucking dumbass, like that gives it an ounce of credibility.   Play on words there.

Because it shows the source has street smarts
2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

From our esteemed colleagues at 247

 

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1 hour ago, warhorn8 said:

If we lose him to tech, screw this staff.

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If Ewers chooses Tech that’s not the staff’s fault.  That Ewers making another bad decision.  That’s on Ewers alone.   If this charade isn’t an effort to drive up UT’s offer I’ll be shocked.  

This is pathetic but also…
He was following 400 people yesterday and 401 today. Not sure how to see who the most recent follower is.

Dudes, chill out. We got this total alpha out on the trail closing deals:

 

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This is pathetic but also…
He was following 400 people yesterday and 401 today. Not sure how to see who the most recent follower is.

Cousin Weed, obvz
2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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sequential digits like this that common?

1 minute ago, Truck Norris said:

Martymoose234 and Wreck_em432… 🤔

sequential digits like this that common?

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4 minutes ago, stork642 said:

If Ewers chooses Tech that’s not the staff’s fault.  That Ewers making another bad decision.  That’s on Ewers alone.   If this charade isn’t an effort to drive up UT’s offer I’ll be shocked.  

What has Ewers done to this point that makes anyone think he is prone to making good decisions?

I knew things weren’t looking good when Mike Roach was saying he was hearing good things on the Texas side. It’s not an exaggeration to say that everything he reports is completely wrong and/or made up. 

I mean I always figured the guy wasn’t exactly smart, but fucking tech!?!? Fucking Mahomes and an NFL coach couldn’t win there. We beat OU, Okie lite, Baylor, West Virginia and dare I say, Kansas with this dude at qb last season. Fuck it. At least this gets rid of the false hope sark is gonna work out and we can patiently wait on Traylor to be our next savior

Also any Brandon Harris tweet is the kiss of death for momentum. 

Mack Brown must have made one hell of a deal with the devil before Hunter Lawrence kicked that FG vs Nebraska. Just consistent kicks in the nuts for 12 years since then.

Couple of thoughts....

  • If Ewers goes to Tech, he's dumber than I thought.
  • McGuire holding it back to not rain on Aranda = bullshit.

Ewers reminds me of that guy who is always interviewing at a startup or another "greener" place.  Looks good on paper and never really wants to execute or compete.

is announcing mcguire at tech the type of news that rains on baylor winning the big 12?

Doesn’t Myles Brennan suck?

so- down deal to Tech to play for a guy that’s been an OC at some shit ass school for 3 years?  I don’t even know what to say. Like, I literally choose to believe that this cannot possibly be true because it’s so mind bendingly stupid that such a thing couldn’t even possibly be entertained, right?

1 hour ago, nycHorn said:

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There has not been much new information on my end, however I will share that I believe it to be a two team race for the elite QB.

Texas and Texas Tech will battle it out.

I do not have a timetable on a decision, though I imagine both schools will push for one as soon as I can with NSD looming.

From what I gather, it is no guarantee Ewers picks Texas. And I will reiterate again, Texas Tech is going to be tough to beat.

I will update when I have more on the matter.

 

In what universe am I living in where this kid decides to go to Tech?

That poster has a 50/50 shot of being right. That’s better than the usual 5%. 

Tech getting Ewers would be the icing on this season’s shit cake. 
An utter joke. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Doesn’t Myles Brennan suck?

Yeah that seemed a little trolly.

I have no doubt that Sark's end will come soon enough if we don't land Ewers or perform other significant portal magic, but I don't know how much blame I can put on the staff if Ewers goes to Tech. It's not like Ewers' only options would be Tech and Texas and he went into this decision with an open mind and thought Tech was the best fit. His decisions are Tech, Texas and probably 50 other Power 5 programs, so if he really lands on Tech, this has nothing to do with being homesick (would go to TCU for all better things than Tech), NIL (come on), coaching (Maguire and TBD OC?), playing time (I'm sure he's read about our QB situation) or whatever. He was just going to Tech. 

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Yah, so not only does the dude know Ewers is going to Tech, he also knows the Tech QB is transferring to Texas. Mmmhmmm

If we actually only get Myles Brennan I will have to be done with Texas football. That’s such an unbelievably bad fallback option when there is so much more talent out there that I will just assume the coaches and athletic department are doing this intentionally. 

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1 minute ago, Dummy said:

I have no doubt that Sark's end will come soon enough if we don't land Ewers or perform other significant portal magic, but I don't know how much blame I can put on the staff if Ewers goes to Tech. It's not like Ewers' only options would be Tech and Texas and he went into this decision with an open mind and thought Tech was the best fit. His decisions are Tech, Texas and probably 50 other Power 5 programs, so if he really lands on Tech, this has nothing to do with being homesick (would go to TCU for all better things), NIL (come on), coaching (Maguire and TBD OC?), playing time (I'm sure he's read about our QB situation) or whatever. He was just going to Tech. 

And the only reason he would be “just going to tech” would be if he thinks our program and coaching staff is a ducking joke. 

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