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This is all 1000% logical, but… We’re Texas.  And we’re currently on ESPN’s top headlines because our top recruiter is being sued because his girlfriends monkey bit some kid on the hand.

Yah, but castle doctrine. Sorry, kid.
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Just now, NoName said:

It's almost like owning a monkey is a bad life decision

He doesn’t own a monkey. He’s shacked up with a pole dancer who owns a monkey- which is a great life decision. 

This is all 1000% logical, but… We’re Texas.  And we’re currently on ESPN’s top headlines because our top recruiter is being sued because his girlfriends monkey bit some kid on the hand.

ALLEGEDLY bit some kid
Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

He doesn’t own a monkey. He’s shacked up with a pole dancer who owns a monkey- which is a great life decision. 

In a bit of a serious question, did we ever get to the bottom of it they were actually married or just living together?

So now if he goes to tech it’s because that is what his plan was before he hit the portal and sark isn’t to blame? Is that what we’re running with now?

If sark hadn’t laid bare his bleeding, infesting vagina for all to see this season we’d be landing QE.

Just now, mdleast said:


ALLEGEDLY bit some kid

I mean, Gia bit the shit out of the kid.

The question is if kid wandered back there or if he was taken back there.

16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

That's the "shit's" right there...

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The old Gut Grenade.  Need 2 hot sauces with it….

So now if he goes to tech it’s because that is what his plan was before he hit the portal and sark isn’t to blame? Is that what we’re running with now?

If sark hadn’t laid bare his bleeding, infesting vagina for all to see this season we’d be landing QE.

I’ve been saying it since he entered the portal. Quote me.
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19 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

This is our leadership (President Hartzell). No wonder we are a clown show.

 

You got a problem with the proud tradition of Mother Ginger?

 

Vince Young makes his ballet debut

 

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3 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

So now if he goes to tech it’s because that is what his plan was before he hit the portal and sark isn’t to blame? Is that what we’re running with now?

If sark hadn’t laid bare his bleeding, infesting vagina for all to see this season we’d be landing QE.

If he chooses tech you think it was because Texas sucks? In what fucking world would he ever pick tech and it’s anything but him being an absolute shit show of a moron? Texas does suck though, catastrophically. To be fair. 

5 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

So now if he goes to tech it’s because that is what his plan was before he hit the portal and sark isn’t to blame? Is that what we’re running with now?

If sark hadn’t laid bare his bleeding, infesting vagina for all to see this season we’d be landing QE.

Actually, we probably would have landed Devin Brown and Ewers wouldn’t be discussed. But keep up the narrative.

I mean, Gia bit the shit out of the kid.
The question is if kid wandered back there or if he was taken back there.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how could Gia not be expected to take a bite when the kid in question was wearing clothes made out of bananas as well as a meat helmet?

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2 minutes ago, mdleast said:


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how could Gia not be expected to take a bite when the kid in question was wearing clothes made out of bananas as well as a meat helmet?

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I'm not sure if I'd rather watch Texas football or have a monkey eat my face.

I am not a recruiting aficionado. I have a family, career, hobbies and vices to tend to. But holy fuck, between the absurd urban Meyer thread and this thread, I almost feel like I should pay y’all the money I normally pay for season tickets because this shit is highly entertaining.

It’s worth noting that less than a month ago Tech message boards seriously thought that Deion Sanders would be their next coach. Anything can happen, but their base can be just as delusional as ours.

1 minute ago, Aslan24 said:

It’s worth noting that less than a month ago Tech message boards seriously thought that Deion Sanders would be their next coach. Anything can happen, but their base can be just as delusional as ours.

And they thought Chris Beard was going to be their basketball coach, too.

What’s sad about the historical nonsense on this thread right now is it smacks of OB buffoonery.  Do better Surly.  

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Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

And they thought Chris Beard was going to be their basketball coach, too.

Well, he WAS.  
 

He just isn’t any more.  
 

2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

What’s sad about the historical nonsense on this thread right now is it smacks of OB buffoonery.  Do better Surly.  

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What the fuck for, burn it all down. LFG!!! 

Not to alarm anyone, but I have beef jerky marinating right now.
 
Low-carb style.
Let me know your recipes.
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What bourbon would you recommend pairing your recipe with. Blantons?

Also, where is porta potty girl? What has she heard?

Phone has been dead for a few hours. Just skimmed the last few pages of pussy bleeding. Seems like literally nothing happened tonight?

We ain't targeting no damn Myles Brennan. 

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

We ain't targeting no damn Myles Brennan. 

Dude been smoking his cousins dope. It seems it is lace with some good shit too.

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

I called this chick named Jenny at 867-5309 and she said Cashcar is a fucking moron. 

You didn’t ask about Ewers?

The girl that i gave herpes to who gave it to Quinn's ugly friend's dad confirmed he isn't scared of Raider Rash.  Advantage Tech.  

Who the fuck is Myles Brennen?

1 minute ago, ONE YARD said:

Where the fuck is the squid guy when we need him?!?

Died in the red light green light game. 🤷🏻‍♂️

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

So now if he goes to tech it’s because that is what his plan was before he hit the portal and sark isn’t to blame? Is that what we’re running with now?

If sark hadn’t laid bare his bleeding, infesting vagina for all to see this season we’d be landing QE.

The same Tech team Sark dragged his nuts across. Tell me what Tech did this season to put themselves in better position to land Ewers.

 

8 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Where the fuck is the squid guy when we need him?!?

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17 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Who the fuck is Myles Brennen?

 

11 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You know, Myles Brennen.

From Brennan Information Systems, Interface Operations, Net Access, Channel 90.

I believe he is a restaurateur in Houston. Makes a great turtle soup and banana foster.

13 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

The same Tech team Sark dragged his nuts across. Tell me what Tech did this season to put themselves in better position to land Ewers.

 

They fired their shitty coach. We are stuck with ours.

3 hours ago, Octavian said:

Pretty sure his gf is still at Southlake but is going to OU.

This is what I was going to post bout either the Tech or OU softball girlfriend rumors. There are no Freshman from Southlake (or nearby HS) on either roster. She would have to be a year ahead of him to already be a Freshman, so an incoming 2022-23 Freshman would have to be it.

When is the NLI signing date for 2022-23 softball? Texas could offer if it’s not too late. Lol

3 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

They fired their shitty coach. We are stuck with ours.

Can you quit showing your pussy? It's stinking up the thread.

3 hours ago, stork642 said:

If Ewers chooses Tech that’s not the staff’s fault.  That Ewers making another bad decision.  That’s on Ewers alone.   If this charade isn’t an effort to drive up UT’s offer I’ll be shocked.  

Pos rep to offset that idiot's neg rep.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Someone worse than Card and Thompson by a good myle 

Fify

Will one of you older fucks dust off the rolodex and ring up Uncle Jesse. I was told there's always an uncle.

39 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

This is what I was going to post bout either the Tech or OU softball girlfriend rumors. There are no Freshman from Southlake (or nearby HS) on either roster. She would have to be a year ahead of him to already be a Freshman, so an incoming 2022-23 Freshman would have to be it.

When is the NLI signing date for 2022-23 softball? Texas could offer if it’s not too late. Lol

I read the thread the post came from and it seems like the poster was talking about another player that’s possibly going to flip from OU not Ewers.

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