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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m sorry is that not Ewers

I think that it is Ewers, what’s fake is that he was doing that dumb face/eating chicken during a FaceTime with Sark

1 minute ago, Truck Norris said:

Quality is better on Sarks photo so it’s Sark who took the screenshot. 

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It is a signal that Cane's stepped up with a deal bigger than Bijan's

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I think that it is Ewers, what’s fake is that he was doing that dumb face/eating chicken during a FaceTime with Sark

I don’t regularly make FaceTime calls so not sure what to look for, but wouldn’t be crazy to believe it’s real. 

1 minute ago, Truck Norris said:

I don’t regularly make FaceTime calls so not sure what to look for, but wouldn’t be crazy to believe it’s real. 

Did Sark take the screen grab himself then text it to a random Texas Football Twitter account with 400 followers to leak? For reasons?

3 hours ago, Thiefery said:

Murphy has come out and said he understands he's not ready to start now. But he'll compete to the best of his ability 

Yeah, Murphy is likely the backup QB next year to whomever comes in the portal, as Thompson and Card would leave for immediate PT. Murray's decision will come if Texas gets Arch in 2023, because Manning would affect his timeline of PT.

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’ve said it for years- I know the guy in real life a little and I think he’s a good dude (Nahlin). 
he definitely has good intentions. 

So you are saying Nahlin would never embezzle money from a golf tournament to pay off back taxes.

8 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

It is a signal that Cane's stepped up with a deal bigger than Bijan's

Son...son....please take the chicken outta your mouth. I ain't got time for this shit. Whoa...whoa...whoa, I didn't say I didn't have time for YOU. Just...please...put the chicken down....please.

CHIEF

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Did Sark take the screen grab himself then text it to a random Texas Football Twitter account with 400 followers to leak? For reasons?

It’s probably not real, but who knows, I mean he did visit Tech today. Already done some weird shit.

1 hour ago, Assman said:

Except that it’s wrong.  The plane in question landed at DFW at 3:55 on Thursday, not Friday.  So unless Sark and Quinn had a sleepover, I don’t know if this is related to the story at all.

Womp. That’s what I get for internet sleuthing after Sunday Funday. I promise to be better, maybe. 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

To recap. 
we have a nephew

a weed dealer 

a dog walker 

and Aidens dad. 
 

these are the credible sources so far 

And nothing from the Guadalupe 7-11, the portapotty, the craps table, or the street. 

Did McGuire hire the OC from WKU today?

6 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Son...son....please take the chicken outta your mouth. I ain't got time for this shit. Whoa...whoa...whoa, I didn't say I didn't have time for YOU. Just...please...put the chicken down....please.

CHIEF

"YOU WANT SOMETHIN?"

"I want some chicken, Sark!"

"We ain't got time for that CRAP!"

Did McGuire hire the OC from WKU today?

Yes and he is apparently the owner of the brand new iPhone SuperMax 0d0e3d886f027fc4c391a5a1b2e199f5.jpg
19 minutes ago, Truck Norris said:

Quality is better on Sarks photo so it’s Sark who took the screenshot. 

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Can’t imagine this is real, but even given that sometimes you have to wonder if 5 million a year (way less for some coaches) is worth putting up with dealing with hundreds of teenaged prima donnas at all times. 

6 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

QE is in it for the tendies

Time for pluckers to use ewers to introduce the world to their new tenders menu item. With all your favorite wing sauces to dip. 

4 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Son...son....please take the chicken outta your mouth. I ain't got time for this shit. Whoa...whoa...whoa, I didn't say I didn't have time for YOU. Just...please...put the chicken down....please.

CHIEF

I read that in foghorn leg horn voice 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The 806. Really.

IT'S HIS WAY OF SHOWING LOVE TO THE PEOPLE BACK HOME

8 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The 806. Really.

It was a well known fact among my friends at tech that if you got an 806 number from a girl, stay the fuck away

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is what I love about the Surly Community - it’s like family. 

Reminds me of Thanksgiving every time I log on 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Reminds me of Thanksgiving every time I log on 

Nothing to talk about besides football and shitty political takes? Yea that’s about right

28 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So you are saying Nahlin would never embezzle money from a golf tournament to pay off back taxes.

Ketch laughs at this 

15 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The 806. Really.

Yes.  8 pills a day for 6 days if you don't want your dick to fall off.

FaceTime screenshot is a photoshop, the pic of Sark is lifted from the first media availability he did after getting hired

 

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Nothing to talk about besides football and shitty political takes? Yea that’s about right

And tits 

10 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Adinsdad ?

anyone got this ?

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12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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Yea that’s what I would tell the towel boy from SLC as well.

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t imagine this is real, but even given that sometimes you have to wonder if 5 million a year (way less for some coaches) is worth putting up with dealing with hundreds of teenaged prima donnas at all times. 

hmm GIF

51 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Listen you doofuses with terrible memories, that is the shirt and background of Sarkisian's zoom calls with media interviews when we announced we had hired him and while he was still prepping for the championship game.

 

https://www.kxan.com/sports/theres-championship-talent-on-this-team-steve-sarkisian-introduced-as-longhorns-head-coach/

I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF

Startle-Gram reports Quinn will visit TCU tomorrow.

5 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Son...son....please take the chicken outta your mouth. I ain't got time for this shit. Whoa...whoa...whoa, I didn't say I didn't have time for YOU. Just...please...put the chicken down....please.

CHIEF

 

5 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

I read that in foghorn leg horn voice 

 

 

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Whereas I read it in this guy's voice.

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4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

What a circus

The circus has monkeys, slow elephants, poorly choreographed offensive clown shows, and trapeze artists whiffing at each other as they swing by them during the show.
 

This is Texas Football damnit!  So fuck off….oh, wait a second.

 

8 hours ago, Aslan24 said:

If the rumblings of Ewers wanting to bring elite talent with him are true, you gotta feel that Tech getting a commit from an unrated linebacker on the same day that Texas flips a 4-star Lubbock linebacker speaks volumes.

Who the fuck is this guy coming In here bringing logic and shit 

IT has a pretty nice bit of positive news on Ewers from a "high profile recruit".

9 hours ago, Aslan24 said:

If the rumblings of Ewers wanting to bring elite talent with him are true, you gotta feel that Tech getting a commit from an unrated linebacker on the same day that Texas flips a 4-star Lubbock linebacker speaks volumes.

That came from Thamel is who obviously getting his info from either Quinn's agent or family.

IT has a pretty nice bit of positive news on Ewers from a "high profile recruit".

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