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53 minutes ago, covid 19 said:

Realistically, how much would it cost to hire Urban?  More than Jimbo?

He's better than Jimbo, it's been proven at every stop in his coaching career.  He's going to be the highest paid, rightfully so.

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1 hour ago, covid 19 said:

Realistically, how much would it cost to hire Urban?  More than Jimbo?

Probably 6/60 or something similar. Its been reported that he wants to be paid like Saban and Dabo who are making around 9.5/year.

Honestly, if you have a son who was a 5-star athlete and has a meaningful shot at the NFL, who in their right mind would send them to UT. Much as I have enjoyed my alma mater since my graduation in the early 80s, it has become one f(*@#$& up place. From top to bottom. The administration, professors and staff are for the most part a bunch of left-wing, overly-woke dumbasses. This mess of a football program and 2020 season (including the presence of TH) are merely the symptom, not the disease. Short of UM or some other god-like coach swooping in with carte blanche power,  it will remain f&#($&$ up.

 

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I’m guessing you’re voting for Trump, hot pants.

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1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:
I’m guessing you’re voting for Trump, hot pants.


Fuck off with your cloakroom bullshit. Drink bleach and die you POS!

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1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

I’m guessing you’re voting for Trump, hot pants.

51 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Fuck off with your cloakroom bullshit. Drink bleach and die you POS!

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Ewers got dinged up tonight vs Keller but fortunately he's fine for when we hire Urban

Thanks for timeouts for CR Bullshit and death wishes @blacklab  

 

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2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ewers got dinged up tonight vs Keller but fortunately he's fine for when we hire Urban

I think Ewers next verbal will be where he ends up, and he's probably going to commit somewhere before we fire Tom/hire Urban. And it bums me out.

8 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Thanks for timeouts for CR Bullshit and death wishes @blacklab  

 

shouldn’t you be posting tweets 

15 hours ago, Thiefery said:

He's better than Jimbo, it's been proven at every stop in his coaching career.  He's going to be the highest paid, rightfully so.

Yeah but Jimbo only getting $500,000 a year to coach, the other $7M a year is because he has to live in College Station.

18 hours ago, Hornin' In said:

Honestly, if you have a son who was a 5-star athlete and has a meaningful shot at the NFL, who in their right mind would send them to UT. Much as I have enjoyed my alma mater since my graduation in the early 80s, it has become one f(*@#$& up place. From top to bottom. The administration, professors and staff are for the most part a bunch of left-wing, overly-woke dumbasses. This mess of a football program and 2020 season (including the presence of TH) are merely the symptom, not the disease. Short of UM or some other god-like coach swooping in with carte blanche power,  it will remain f&#($&$ up.

 

Shane Buechele stands a better chance to be drafted before Sam. The last Texas QB drafted into the NFL was Colt McCoy. The evaluations have been so awful at the position we've had to endure guys like Case McCoy and Tyrone Swoopes starting at the position. I like Sam, I really do. However I'd be shocked if he's drafted at all, he's wildly inaccurate. Ohio St Quarterbacks haven't had any kind of success in the NFL because Day's system makes turds look great.....see Haskins. At least those Quarterbacks get a crack at the NFL, Herman's system is crud.

All the recruits have been posting on Instagram hinting about Ewers, Burton, and Domani Jackson committing to tOSU soon.  In his decommitment post, he stated he will have a firm decision soon about where he will end up.  My personal guess is that there was some falling out with Herman whether it’s the noise around his job security, Yurcich not calling plays, direction of the offense, or simply he’s having a hard time getting other recruits to consider Texas.  If I were to guess, they are probably waiting to create some type of video before committing to tOSU.  If that happens kiss any hope of him committing back to Texas, whether we hire Meyer or not.

 

Our best hope is that his parents tell him to hold off on making a decision and to wait to see what CDC and Texas does.  

55 minutes ago, victory88 said:

All the recruits have been posting on Instagram hinting about Ewers, Burton, and Domani Jackson committing to tOSU soon.  In his decommitment post, he stated he will have a firm decision soon about where he will end up.  My personal guess is that there was some falling out with Herman whether it’s the noise around his job security, Yurcich not calling plays, direction of the offense, or simply he’s having a hard time getting other recruits to consider Texas.  If I were to guess, they are probably waiting to create some type of video before committing to tOSU.  If that happens kiss any hope of him committing back to Texas, whether we hire Meyer or not.

 

Our best hope is that his parents tell him to hold off on making a decision and to wait to see what CDC and Texas does.  

I think you're on to something about having a hard time getting recruits to follow him to Texas.  

There sure didn't seem to be a lot of new or renewed interest when he committed. 

On 10/30/2020 at 4:26 PM, Hornin' In said:

Honestly, if you have a son who was a 5-star athlete and has a meaningful shot at the NFL, who in their right mind would send them to UT. Much as I have enjoyed my alma mater since my graduation in the early 80s, it has become one f(*@#$& up place. From top to bottom. The administration, professors and staff are for the most part a bunch of left-wing, overly-woke dumbasses. This mess of a football program and 2020 season (including the presence of TH) are merely the symptom, not the disease. Short of UM or some other god-like coach swooping in with carte blanche power,  it will remain f&#($&$ up.

 

Hell of a first post. Compelling, and rich. And controversial enough to get a temp ban. 

5 hours ago, Laga4 said:

There sure didn't seem to be a lot of new or renewed interest when he committed. 

Incorrect. There was a ton of interest initially. Then we lost to TCU and Oklahoma.

5 hours ago, Laga4 said:

I think you're on to something about having a hard time getting recruits to follow him to Texas.  

There sure didn't seem to be a lot of new or renewed interest when he committed. 

There was a huge groundswell of momentum, then we fucked it all up

7 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Can’t say I blame kids going to OSU. They dominate the conference and highlight their Offense weekly on the national stage.

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Kid is going to leave his legacy in a shithole state like Ohio. What a joke. 

4 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Kid is going to leave his legacy in a shithole state like Ohio. What a joke. 

Having a problem with reality?  Unlike tOSU, Texas hasn’t been a national player for a decade.  Shit-for-brains coaching isn’t changing that.  Just be happy if he doesn’t end up at OU.

Having a problem with reality?  Unlike tOSU, Texas hasn’t been a national player for a decade.  Shit-for-brains coaching isn’t changing that.  Just be happy if he doesn’t end up at OU.
We got to be a national player because a great QB from Houston decided to take his talents to Texas, build a team, and win a NC. Ewers could do the same thing, but he's apparently decided to do it at tOSU instead of The University of Texas. He's not our Vince Young; he's probably our Adrian Peterson. Fuck it. Give me Urban Meyer, Hudson Card/JQJ, Bijan, and let's get going.

This is good news. Urban will be here by the time he’s actually going to sign and why go to Ohio to play for Ohio State when he can do that in Texas. 

Ewers was hurt in the Keller game (late when he had no business still in the game). He did not play this week (SLC still won comfortably).  There are rumors starting to swirl up here in NE Tarrant County that the injury may be more significant than initially let on (knee)

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12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ewers was hurt in the Keller game (late when he had no business still in the game). He did not play this week (SLC still won comfortably).  There are rumors starting to swirl up here in NE Tarrant County that the injury may be more significant than initially let on (knee)

maybe ewers is a pussy and this is the shit herman was allegedly talking about him.

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On 11/8/2020 at 8:08 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

why go to Ohio to play

maybe he's fucked in the head and likes his chili on spaghetti

You know who else could throw a ball 70 yards flat footed?  JaMarcus Russell.  Ewers is white JaMarcus Russell.  He of the career 65.2 passer rating and status as all-time NFL bust.

23 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

You know who else could throw a ball 70 yards flat footed?  JaMarcus Russell.  Ewers is white JaMarcus Russell.  He of the career 65.2 passer rating and status as all-time NFL bust.

I dont get the joke, but this might be the dumbest post on the thread

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40 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

You know who else could throw a ball 70 yards flat footed?  JaMarcus Russell.  Ewers is white JaMarcus Russell.  He of the career 65.2 passer rating and status as all-time NFL bust.

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he got his 1st round, 1st pick money, then quit. it happens

9 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Ewers is white JaMarcus Russell.

Jay Mark Russell

9 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

You know who else could throw a ball 70 yards flat footed?  JaMarcus Russell.  Ewers is white JaMarcus Russell.  He of the career 65.2 passer rating and status as all-time NFL bust.

You know who else has takes like this? Futureman. ClubWhatever is the unignored futureman. 

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10 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Ewers is white JaMarcus Russell.

Jaxon Russell? Jaydon?

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Welcome to the sorriest fanbase I've come across, unexciting games until you hit the playoffs and questionable preparation for the next level.

Doesn't sound personally fulfilling.

4 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Welcome to the sorriest fanbase I've come across, unexciting games until you hit the playoffs and questionable preparation for the next level.

Doesn't sound personally fulfilling.

This. What’s the appeal in losing a shootout in a playoff game when you could go 8-4 every year and dominate someone in the Alamo Bowl? 

In somewhat good news.. RapGameLarry predicted this too.. and we know how much he is confident that Urban is the next coach here.. Thank you Ewers for being the ultimate sacrifice

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Meh fuck him and Ohio state

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15 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

When Urb is hired, he'll be back. 

This makes it a little more difficult. I was really hoping he'd wait. 

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FUCK YOU TOM HERMAN! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY FUCKING HEART...FUCK YOU

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