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2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Because fuck it, why not, another hit of speculation:

Found a plane (Tail No. N512LL) that's wiped itself from FlightAware. It just touched down on the east side of Austin Bergstrom on a trip from Dallas Executive. It's co-owned by the McMinn Law Firm and the CEO of an Austin-based property management company.

The founders of those firms/companies are both UT alumni, and one of them (Jason McMinn) was a Spur. The flight took off from Dallas right about noon today, roughly 15 minutes after LotusCorn posted the news re Ewers purportedly from the Spurs group chat.

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5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Yep

these young guys will need a father figure

Uh, this is awkward, but George Michael is dead.

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I mean, thats clearly bullshit, but if Casey and Card do transfer out after a Quinn committment - Myles B. would be a hell of a pickup as a backup.  Given how young the QB room is going to be - can't hurt to have an 8th year Senior in the room.

 

2020 stats, before his injuries. (Torn abdominal muscle, then broken non-throwing hand during the offseason.)

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16 minutes ago, pacman said:

You are a good man Schulz. Don't let anybody tell you different.

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3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

2020 stats, before his injuries. (Torn abdominal muscle, then broken non-throwing hand during the offseason.)

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8.5 YPA and a > 3:1 TD:INT  I'll take those.  Like to see that completion percentage a little higher - but with a high YPA he's at least pushing the ball downfield.

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38 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Get your Burnt Ends flair, then, and only then are you allowed to lecture the board on NIL.   And you're welcome...as nice of a response as one should expect here.

 

 

29 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


So not contributing to the tight end group means you can’t have an opinion on a player that plays another position that isn’t even on the team?

Full circle jerk in action.

 

26 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

YEAH IT DOES MEAN THAT....BECAUSE YOU ARE PROVIDING NOTHING, NADA, TO THIS TEAM.

 

23 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

You most certainly can have an opinion. It's just that we humbly request you stick that opinion up your ass until you help to support the TE room like everyone else.

 

If the fucking burnt ends zealots are going to continue shouting down anyone that doesn't have the flair, immamac might as well just boot every person not in burnt ends off the board and y'all can have your circle jerk amongst yourselves. 

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If the fucking burnt ends zealots are going to continue shouting down anyone that doesn't have the flair, immamac might as well just boot every person not in burnt ends off the board and y'all can have your circle jerk amongst yourselves. 

You're so fucking lucky you have tree fiddy flair or I'd be laying into your ass too!

Just now, Orange&White said:

If the fucking burnt ends zealots are going to continue shouting down anyone that doesn't have the flair, immamac might as well just boot every person not in burnt ends off the board and y'all can have your circle jerk amongst yourselves. 

That's a great idea!

8 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Because fuck it, why not, another hit of speculation:

Found a plane (Tail No. N512LL) that's wiped itself from FlightAware. It just touched down on the east side of Austin Bergstrom on a trip from Dallas Executive. It's co-owned by the McMinn Law Firm and the CEO of an Austin-based property management company.

The founders of those firms/companies are both UT alumni, and one of them (Jason McMinn) was a Spur. The flight took off from Dallas right about noon today, roughly 15 minutes after LotusCorn posted the news re Ewers purportedly from the Spurs group chat.

I use to party with McMinn, that’s all I’ve got lol.  Good dude, has done very well with his law firm for sure.  

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have an idea. Sign it or don't, but either way, everyone should stop fucking talking about it. 

Too late already getting troll texts from aggy ruhtards about it. Smh. Time to clean up my contact list.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You're so fucking lucky you have tree fiddy flair or I'd be laying into your ass too!

You need to relax lol

30 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

A plugged in Tech guy on IT said he thinks it's 80% Texas, 15% Tech, 5% field.

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3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

If you don't want to sign it, don't sign it.  Otherwise, don't bitch about it.  Fucking pussies.

Very reminiscent of the way people shit on the Greg Davis banner. Or when I said we should wear black to Texas games until Mack was fired. Or when I said we should boycott the K-State game.

Outward signs do matter to people. They do garner attention. And if you don't want to be involved, don't be involved, but don't shit on the people who care. People make a big deal about our boosters meddling in the program, yet I think we really have the opposite problem. Too many alums/fans are content to let it ride instead of being passionate about being the best program we can be. No one else with our resources would tolerate the mediocrity (at best) we have endured for a decade. 

4 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Too late already getting troll texts from aggy ruhtards about it. Smh. Time to clean up my contact list.

We would be fucking toasting them if Texags was doing this. So good for them.

 

(I signed, I’m just fully aware that I’m fucking weird)

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13 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Because fuck it, why not, another hit of speculation:

Found a plane (Tail No. N512LL) that's wiped itself from FlightAware. It just touched down on the east side of Austin Bergstrom on a trip from Dallas Executive. It's co-owned by the McMinn Law Firm and the CEO of an Austin-based property management company.

The founders of those firms/companies are both UT alumni, and one of them (Jason McMinn) was a Spur. The flight took off from Dallas right about noon today, roughly 15 minutes after LotusCorn posted the news re Ewers purportedly from the Spurs group chat.

ha!  I grew up with Jason McMinn in Waco and we played baseball together for years.  Will text and revert!

6 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I use to party with McMinn, that’s all I’ve got lol.  Good dude, has done very well with his law firm for sure.  

Hit him up and ask whether Ewers is in the bag. Then ask what he thought of Palmetto Golf Club yesterday. Won't freak him out at all. 

Edit: Nevermind, @Ravishing Rick is already on it! 

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1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

Double Eagle guy(s) are telling people QE has chosen UT.  

Whoa. Where’d you see/hear this?

1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

Double Eagle guy(s) are telling people QE has chosen UT.  

Fuck… CloutisPorn was right?

14 minutes ago, Brad Pudding said:

Uh, this is awkward, but George Michael is dead.

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Some of y’all have lost your fucking minds.  The last five pages of this thread are the most bizarre shit I have ever seen in the history of the UT internets.

2 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Double Eagle guy(s) are telling people QE has chosen UT.  

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Just now, conVINCEd said:

Some of y’all have lost your fucking minds.  The last five pages of this thread are the most bizarre shit I have ever seen in the history of the UT internets.

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(post/rep count notwithstanding)

6 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Double Eagle guy(s) are telling people QE has chosen UT.  

For idiots like me, who are the Double Eagle guys?

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1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Some of y’all have lost your fucking minds.  The last five pages of this thread are the most bizarre shit I have ever seen in the history of the UT internets.

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Just now, conVINCEd said:

Some of y’all have lost your fucking minds.  The last five pages of this thread are the most bizarre shit I have ever seen in the history of the UT internets.

I try to add value wherever I can… 

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Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

For idiots like me, who are the Double Eagle guys?

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Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

For idiots like me, who are the Double Eagle guys?

Tech boosters.  Lots of money.  Nahlin described them as Tech's T. Boone Pickens, but more alive.

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

For idiots like me, who are the Double Eagle guys?

Billionaires 

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

For idiots like me, who are the Double Eagle guys?

Tech's version of T Boone Pickens boosters

2 hours ago, JBJ said:

I did some camps with him back when he was either in college or just out.  He really isn't.

 

Yeah.  I've volunteered with a high school charity org, and it is still baffling and strange to me how much these kids care about whether I like an IG photo.  I don't understand it, but it does matter to them,

Right. I have been fortunate enough to work with a couple of a successful athletes/competitors and a successful sports team. I have seen some unique mental preparations and had some interesting pre-competition discussions. Psychology is a huge part of dominating your opponents. We are all wired differently. Comfort and confidence matters, and if this motivates QE, so be it. Let's get him and dominate our opponents. 

If the money I’m hearing for Ewers is right, the old joke about players taking a pay cut to go pro may not be such a joke anymore. 18 yr old kid, $$$, pussy, 6th street…what can possibly go wrong? Not that any of it is necessarily a bad thing but I think some consideration into a kid’s medulla oblongata is gonna have to factor in going forward. At my age I’m not even sure I could be trusted with all that. On second thought, I know I shouldn’t be trusted with all that. 

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3 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

For idiots like me, who are the Double Eagle guys?

T Boone but for Tech

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Just now, conVINCEd said:

Some of y’all have lost your fucking minds.  The last five pages of this thread are the most bizarre shit I have ever seen in the history of the UT internets.

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Assuming this is true...nothing gets my rocks off more than Texas reminding other in-state schools of their place on the totem pole (see: Beard, Chris)

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Not to be confused with the Triple Eagle guys

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Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

If the money I’m hearing for Evers is right, the old joke about players taking a pay cut to go pro may not be such a joke anymore. 18 yr old kid, $$$, pussy, 6th street…what can possibly go wrong? Not that any of it is necessarily a bad thing but I think some consideration into a kid’s madula oblongata is gonna have to factor in going forward. At my age I’m not even sure I could be trusted with all that. On second thought, I know I shouldn’t be trusted with all that. 

Basketball, Baseball, Hockey, Tennis, Golf have all had to deal with it for years.  Now football is going to have to figure it out.

Some of y’all have lost your fucking minds.  The last five pages of this thread are the most bizarre shit I have ever seen in the history of the UT internets.

You think this is more bizarre than pattern matching hotel curtains during the Urban or bust fiasco?
1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Tech boosters.  Lots of money.  Nahlin described them as Tech's T. Boone Pickens, but more alive.

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3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Comfort and confidence matters

That’s what the Depends commercials all say as well

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