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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I love some good calligraphy 

Unequaled penmanship.

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9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

So when do we start a petition for the Brocks?

No need we already have a Brock on the OL

 

 

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So, I wasted the past 2 hours catching up in this thread to learn absolutely nothing of value. But hey, I did end up feeling poor enough to try to look rich by joining Burnt Ends.

I will just say, that it doesn't really matter where Ewers ends up. It is all about the friends we make along the way!

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We don’t do negs. We fist asses here so willing to first your own ass?

 

19 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If you didn’t sign the petition fist your own ass 

Feel like I have a strong idea of what your Pornhub history looks like

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

TFB with an update, if anyone's got it.

TCU is out. Texas or Texas Tech.

7 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Tomorrow is Quinnsday.

Feeling better about this every passing minute.

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

Tell me the last 'cruit that Texas lost to Texas Tech?

Wasn’t his name like Jameer Johnson or something 

4 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

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We're getting there. It's just taking a little time...

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55 minutes ago, JBJ said:

 

 

 

I get it now. Internet points make your penis bigger.

I've got bad news for you. 

1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

Tell me the last 'cruit that Texas lost to Texas Tech?

Lloyd Hill and Byron Haspard off the top of my head. 

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Feeling better about this every passing minute.

Yes, but have you signed the fucking petition?  That is the sole thing that is going to determine what happens here.

2 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Tell me the last 'cruit that Texas lost to Texas Tech?

“Lost” is subjective. Jack Anderson was a slam dunk legacy for them. Did we circle back to Ezukanma (sp?) late?

Just now, UnhappilyMarried said:

“Lost” is subjective. Jack Anderson was a slam dunk legacy for them. Did we circle back to Ezukanma (sp?) late?

Loic Fuounji I think was the latest. WR.

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Lloyd Hill and Byron Haspard off the top of my head. 

Come on, this is a Texas board. What you meant to say was

Roy Williams's brother and Byron Blutarski off the top of my head.

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4 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Tell me the last 'cruit that Texas lost to Texas Tech?

Maybe Jamile Johnson??.. but that fucker didn't have a mullet!

35 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

My man where you eating lunch at for $25.00?

Pretty much anywhere in downtown Austin. 

If your wife splits her sandwich and fries with you at Lavaca St., you might get out for under $25/person.

3 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Lloyd Hill and Byron Haspard off the top of my head. 

I ran hurdles against him in 9th grade.  I did not fare well.

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

I was going to make a comment about the $25.00 lunch until I remembered my standard order at Chick Fila now costs like $18.00.   When inflation meets lowered dad bod expectations.  

This is funny because I just had this discussion with my wife about fast food costs.  My kid had 4 friends over this morning and she wanted to know if we should run up and get some fast food and feed them.  She thought Chick Fila would be about $5 a kid and I said more like $10 plus no matter what fast food you decide on.  I ended up going with the "send the kids back to their own houses for fucking lunch" decision.

27 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

did you just use Longhorn "Nation?" lol

I did because that is exactly how most of you lame fucks act. The days of acting like this fanbase is some how better than others are out the fucking window.

I just hope the Ewer's make the decision soon. All the clowns covering this and throwing out salacious BS, talking to you Ketch and your comment of 1st round money, this is becoming a circus. Not blaming the Ewers family, it just is what it is. 

Just now, SarkAfterDark said:

I did because that is exactly how most of you lame fucks act. The days of acting like this fanbase is some how better than others are out the fucking window.

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1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I did because that is exactly how most of you lame fucks act. The days of acting like this fanbase is some how better than others are out the fucking window.

Well we are better than others.  If you don't think we are, you can join a different one.  I know Aggy is always looking for t-shirt fans.  

3 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I did because that is exactly how most of you lame fucks act. The days of acting like this fanbase is some how better than others are out the fucking window.

That's why we're doing petitions, dawg! Join the new age!

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This is funny because I just had this discussion with my wife about fast food costs.  My kid had 4 friends over this morning and she wanted to know if we should run up and get some fast food and feed them.  She thought Chick Fila would be about $5 a kid and I said more like $10 plus no matter what fast food you decide on.  I ended up going with the "send the kids back to their own houses for fucking lunch" decision.

Gotta get you that nugget tray. You can feed 10 kids for $35.

 

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3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This is funny because I just had this discussion with my wife about fast food costs.  My kid had 4 friends over this morning and she wanted to know if we should run up and get some fast food and feed them.  She thought Chick Fila would be about $5 a kid and I said more like $10 plus no matter what fast food you decide on.  I ended up going with the "send the kids back to their own houses for fucking lunch" decision.

They used to get spaghetti or Ramen noodles at the Casa de CHIEF. Pizza, if they brought some of their own money.

CHIEF

36 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Lmao at this shit. Longhorn Nation is exactly what people say we are. Man this is a new low.

 

3 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I did because that is exactly how most of you lame fucks act. The days of acting like this fanbase is some how better than others are out the fucking window.

You care way too much what other people think about you and the group with which you self-identify. Unless you're a 12-year-old girl, if that's the case I apologize for judging you and you'll grow out of it eventually.

12 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Feeling better about this every passing minute.

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2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I just hope the Ewer's make the decision soon. All the clowns covering this and throwing out salacious BS, talking to you Ketch and your comment of 1st round money, this is becoming a circus. Not blaming the Ewers family, it just is what it is. 

The way Ketchum worded that, it makes it sounds as if the school is involved and using it as enticement versus Quinn making these deals through his agent or whatever. What a perfect way to give a toothless NCAA a reason to be up our ass for the next 24 months. 

Just now, Vertigo said:

The way Ketchum worded that, it makes it sounds as if the school is involved and using it as enticement versus Quinn making these deals through his agent or whatever. What a perfect way to give a toothless NCAA a reason to be up our ass for the next 24 months. 

Its Ketch, that is what he does.

2 hours ago, Goodman said:

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13 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Lloyd Hill and Byron Haspard off the top of my head. 

I'm pretty sure Texas pursued Montae Reagor.

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Gotta get you that nugget tray. You can feed 10 kids for $35.

 

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Good to know.  So how do I avoid the 20 minute line at Chick Fila that seems to be there all day long?

Just now, Chooky said:

I'm pretty sure Texas pursued Montae Reagor.

Yes we did but that doesn't mean I could remember his name just that he was from Waxahachie.  😀

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Good to know.  So how do I avoid the 20 minute line at Chick Fila that seems to be there all day long?

Use the app, sir. Order ahead, let them know when you're there. You'll be in and out in about 5-7 minutes.

Also, every one I've been to has a crazy drive thru line but it moves fast as hell.

10 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I did because that is exactly how most of you lame fucks act. The days of acting like this fanbase is some how better than others are out the fucking window.

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

And major lulz at the god complex from the Burnt Ends crowd. Sorry I don’t feel like paying Cade brewer to never break a tackle or for me to have dinner with a bunch of 18-22 year old men. Or for the whole damn team to go 5-7.

We're not paying to go to the dinner or the sweet Rtic cups, or even for Cade Brewer to not break a tackle. We're paying Cade Brewer and the others so that future, better, TE's know they can get paid by simply being a TE on the Texas roster going forward.  It's important to see the distinction; we're paying today for a better tomorrow.

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Good to know.  So how do I avoid the 20 minute line at Chick Fila that seems to be there all day long?

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11 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

The days of acting like this fanbase is some how better than others are out the fucking window.

imagine thinking this was ever a thing

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Use the app, sir. Order ahead, let them know when you're there. You'll be in and out in about 5-7 minutes.

Also, every one I've been to has a crazy drive thru line but it moves fast as hell.

Lines move crazy fast. Have yet to try a shake from there. Are they good?

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Lines move crazy fast. Have yet to try a shake from there. Are they good?

Yes. The peppermint shake is also delicious, if you're in to that sorta thing.

#chickfilatalknotgoingaway

"Yeah babe, I post Online. Me and the boys? We're pretty cool. Longhorn football. Pictures of girls. Got some sweet inside jokes. ... Wait, you AND your friend? At the same time? Sure! ... Yeah I'll tell you about some pretty epic threads since you both seem so eager."

13 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Gotta get you that nugget tray. You can feed 10 kids for $35.

 

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Where are you keeping those 10 children?

28 minutes ago, jinx said:

I will just say, that it doesn't really matter where Ewers ends up. It is all about the friends we make along the way!

We established that when we didn't hire Urban Meyer. 

54 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

My man where you eating lunch at for $25.00?

My lunch spot is R+D Kitchen in Dallas.  You won't walk out of there for under $25.  It is delicious. 

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1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

I honestly didn't know what three fiddy meant until now, ha. I can do that. Not that all this pestering made a difference, you fucks.

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6 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

we're paying today for a better tomorrow.

I believe that children are our future.

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