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4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Sea bass is actually chicken, a lot of people don’t know that. 

But are the Sea Bass ill tempered?

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3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Sea bass is actually chicken, a lot of people don’t know that. 

Chicken fried sea bass is chicken.  Sea bass fried sea bass is sea bass.

4 hours ago, Goin2TheCornerrrr said:

The top post by “OnAComputer” is Will Baizer of TFB btw

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Strong first post, plus already a Burnt End. I like you already

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Just now, Duane Moore said:

$2.99! That’s how you ate on a college student budget in the 80’s. That and a Mr. Gatti’s pizza buffet. 

My freshman year at Texas, I used credit cards and scholarship money to start a business with my roommate where people could call us and we’d go pick up their food order at any restaurant. He quit two months into the second semester because we were overwhelmed with phone calls and my Geo Spectrum kept breaking down on deliveries. Takeout Taxi eventually made millions with the same concept and better management. Then came DoorDash and GrubHub.

Anyway, I was dead ass broke the final month of that year and had like $60 left on my Discover card. I figured out that I could walk to the Taco Cabana near our rented house, get tortillas, rice and beans for $3 and then I could crush their salsa bar for free. Made it out of that semester because I did that for like 15 straight days through finals. My roommate couldn’t wing tests and never made it back to Texas after that spring. 

So what must Nahlin and Vogel have heard to be putting out such confident statements despite Ewers having an in-home with Tech today? Maybe it's just PTSD but I have a hard time trusting the $9.95ers on this one. But I want to belieeveee 

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I’m just here for the school cafeteria enchilada talk. Where’d that go? Any updates?

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18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My freshman year at Texas, I used credit cards and scholarship money to start a business with my roommate where people could call us and we’d go pick up their food order at any restaurant. He quit two months into the second semester because we were overwhelmed with phone calls and my Geo Spectrum kept breaking down on deliveries. Takeout Taxi eventually made millions with the same concept and better management. Then came DoorDash and GrubHub.

Anyway, I was dead ass broke the final month of that year and had like $60 left on my Discover card. I figured out that I could walk to the Taco Cabana near our rented house, get tortillas, rice and beans for $3 and then I could crush their salsa bar for free. Made it out of that semester because I did that for like 15 straight days through finals. My roommate couldn’t wing tests and never made it back to Texas after that spring. 

That roommate was @Randolph Duke

2 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

So what must Nahlin and Vogel have heard to be putting out such confident statements despite Ewers having an in-home with Tech today? Maybe it's just PTSD but I have a hard time trusting the $9.95ers on this one. But I want to belieeveee 

My guess is they heard QE is visiting Austin soon, perhaps with some other ‘croots. 

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My freshman year at Texas, I used credit cards and scholarship money to start a business with my roommate where people could call us and we’d go pick up their food order at any restaurant. He quit two months into the second semester because we were overwhelmed with phone calls and my Geo Spectrum kept breaking down on deliveries. Takeout Taxi eventually made millions with the same concept and better management. Then came DoorDash and GrubHub.

Anyway, I was dead ass broke the final month of that year and had like $60 left on my Discover card. I figured out that I could walk to the Taco Cabana near our rented house, get tortillas, rice and beans for $3 and then I could crush their salsa bar for free. Made it out of that semester because I did that for like 15 straight days through finals. My roommate couldn’t wing tests and never made it back to Texas after that spring. 

God how I miss Taco Cabana. It’s the little things in life that one misses the most.

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1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

God how I miss Taco Cabana. It’s the little things in life that one misses the most.

Still get their breakfast tacos occasionally. Their tortillas are still 🔥

Hellsite double post.

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3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

God how I miss Taco Cabana. It’s the little things my life that one misses the most.

my buddy buddy and I used to go there to every Sunday morning for Barbacoa and tortillas. That, my friends, is the best hangover medicine.

Strong first post, plus already a Burnt End. I like you already

Yea but if was trying to replicate Keith Jackson’s call he got it wrong.

This is what made me think it’s a done deal. Lange is Creative Director & Social Media Director for Texas Longhorns Football” Credit to Ray’sBoomBoomRoom for first posting it 10 hours ago.

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4 hours ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

Has to be a new low in shit posts.

19 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

My guess is they heard QE is visiting Austin soon, perhaps with some other ‘croots. 

That's my thinking as well that other recruits that QE has reached out to have dropped the tidbits to Nahlin.

I can't believe the parochialism of this place sometimes. Chicken fried steak has white gravy; country fried steak has brown gravy. And for some reason, about half the time country fried steak is an unacceptably soggy mess.

When I lived in Texas, I would hardly ever go to Texas Roadhouse. Now, it's a regular monthly event, because it's the only place in the Triangle to get an honest to God chicken fried steak.

4 hours ago, BERT said:

...Chicken fried steak is chicken...

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Let’s keep this going. Is it going to be a celebratory “Quinnesday”?

Looks like Bert is going the way of NowThis, and honestly, it's for the best. Bert should be far more ashamed about meat he's putting into his body.

So what must Nahlin and Vogel have heard to be putting out such confident statements despite Ewers having an in-home with Tech today? Maybe it's just PTSD but I have a hard time trusting the $9.95ers on this one. But I want to belieeveee 

This smells like a desperation move because they know they’re fucked.
1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

$2.99! That’s how you ate on a college student budget in the 80’s. That and a Mr. Gatti’s pizza buffet. 

$2.99 for a meal in college?  Nice humblebrag.  I used to go to the Red Lion Hotel for their free buffet if you ordered a cheap beer.  Carved ham and whatnot for free was pretty good.  Did that for like an entire summer in Austin.  

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

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Talk, talk, talk … let’s eat!

Damn you for posting that pic! Had a heart attack 3 weeks ago and this is off my menu things to eat list. That looks like one hell of a breakfast.

The Grandy’s nearest to Lubbock (in Hobbs, NM) is >20 miles closer than the Grandy’s nearest to Austin (in Victoria, TX).

Doomed.


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40 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

my buddy buddy and I used to go there to every Sunday morning for Barbacoa and tortillas. That, my friends, is the best hangover medicine.

I thought it was to not stop drinking.

28 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I can't believe the parochialism of this place sometimes. Chicken fried steak has white gravy; country fried steak has brown gravy. And for some reason, about half the time country fried steak is an unacceptably soggy mess.

When I lived in Texas, I would hardly ever go to Texas Roadhouse. Now, it's a regular monthly event, because it's the only place in the Triangle to get an honest to God chicken fried steak.

This is best read in the voice of my avatar. 

10 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Damn you for posting that pic! Had a heart attack 3 weeks ago and this is off my menu things to eat list. That looks like one hell of a breakfast.

Glad you're ok, but I think we can see why you had a heart attack...

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10 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Damn you for posting that pic! Had a heart attack 3 weeks ago and this is off my menu things to eat list. That looks like one hell of a breakfast.

Thoughts and prayers for your heart jesus fuck

10 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Damn you for posting that pic! Had a heart attack 3 weeks ago and this is off my menu things to eat list. That looks like one hell of a breakfast.

I guess we know why you had a heart attack....In all seriousness, get well soon and stay off this board for a few days, for your health.

I cannot believe with all this chicken fried steak talk no one has brought up Mary's Cafe in Strawn.

 

Not pictured is the full bowl of honest to goodness bacon fat white gravy.

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Yes, I am a fat.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

My freshman year at Texas, I used credit cards and scholarship money to start a business with my roommate where people could call us and we’d go pick up their food order at any restaurant. He quit two months into the second semester because we were overwhelmed with phone calls and my Geo Spectrum kept breaking down on deliveries. Takeout Taxi eventually made millions with the same concept and better management. Then came DoorDash and GrubHub.

Anyway, I was dead ass broke the final month of that year and had like $60 left on my Discover card. I figured out that I could walk to the Taco Cabana near our rented house, get tortillas, rice and beans for $3 and then I could crush their salsa bar for free. Made it out of that semester because I did that for like 15 straight days through finals. My roommate couldn’t wing tests and never made it back to Texas after that spring. 

Arby's 5 roast beef sandwiches for 5$. 3 packets each horsey sauce and Arby's sauce for vitamin C and riboflavin. Great dinner and breakfast.

 

1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

I cannot believe with all this chicken fried steak talk no one has brought up Mary's Cafe in Strawn.

 

Not pictured is the full bowl of honest to goodness bacon fat white gravy.

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Yes, I am a fat.

User name checks out.

1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

I cannot believe with all this chicken fried steak talk no one has brought up Mary's Cafe in Strawn.

 

Not pictured is the full bowl of honest to goodness bacon fat white gravy.

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Yes, I am a fat.

That salad offsets everything else in the photo. No worries. You're all good.

1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

Not pictured is the full bowl of honest to goodness bacon fat white gravy.

Should be in the picture in place of the salet.

13 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Damn you for posting that pic! Had a heart attack 3 weeks ago and this is off my menu things to eat list. That looks like one hell of a breakfast.

Hope you’re well on the road to recovery.  In the meantime, I’ll not leave leftovers to tempt you …

12 minutes ago, bar said:

I thought it was to not stop drinking.

 

Username ... 

 

This bitch might get to 200 if Quinn waits until this weekend to commit to the good guys.

3 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

I cannot believe with all this chicken fried steak talk no one has brought up Mary's Cafe in Strawn.

 

Not pictured is the full bowl of honest to goodness bacon fat white gravy.

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Yes, I am a fat.

Ha.  I saw the chicken fried steak talk and made a mental note to mention Mary's when I got to the office.  You beat me to it.

Definitely on the "must see" list for those who haven't been there (there is a smaller size if your are into that).

 

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Did not see this getting to 100...portal-riffic

Half of it is Grandy’s propaganda.

5 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

I cannot believe with all this chicken fried steak talk no one has brought up Mary's Cafe in Strawn.

 

Not pictured is the full bowl of honest to goodness bacon fat white gravy.

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Henry’s in San Angelo has a fine CFS with yellow gravy. I highly recommend it.

16 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

The Grandy’s nearest to Lubbock (in Hobbs, NM) is >20 miles closer than the Grandy’s nearest to Austin (in Victoria, TX).

Doomed.


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But it's only 80 miles to Good Time Charlie's here in SA

 

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1 minute ago, The Beast said:

Henry’s in San Angelo has a fine CFS with yellow gravy. I highly recommend it.

it's piss

How selfish of him to make us wait this long. Won't he think of the children?

Just now, Poe It Up said:

Anwar on OB is reporting that Quinn is visiting Saturday. 

Sounds like a great day to make an announcement.

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