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I'm sorry! I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

Hey Al,
You have something on the side of your mouth...

No, the other side.

(Half a banana falls down)

Sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

I was just boiling a roast.  How do you like yours?  

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Goodyear?  

Yes, well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of a park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards.  That's my policy.

On 8/15/2020 at 4:40 PM, South Austin said:

It’s Enrico Palazzo!

That entire baseball / ending scene is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life...the whole movie is phenomenal but when baseball season spins up I always think of two things:

1) ‘....strike?’

2) *sliding runner stopped a yard short of the bag* ‘SAFE!!!’

And there’s a ton of awesome beyond that...the national anthem debacle, umpires fighting, the opening highlights where the guys head falls off, calling strikes before the ball even gets there, cleaning the plate, stunning the fat lady, slapping nordberg down the stairs, etc.  

 

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