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They’ve also given us no reason that Nate would be fired yet. I just know it’s there the way Rupert throws people away, and EPL gaffers do come and go. 

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The head coach doesn't know a thing about soccer. Neither do I, but I would think that would be an issue. In a goofball Major League style comedy that can be overlooked, but when the show gets more serious it becomes really stupid.

"Is it possible we're losing games due to the head coach??". Yeah, maybe. 

The whole Leslie suggesting that they think about sacking Ted felt out of left field. I don't know if there is enough time to show Ted quitting and Jamie/new head coach taking them to the promised land. 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Jamie is about to go off and carry this team on his back. 

Greeeeeg Jennings!

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Jamie/new head coach taking them to the promised land. 

I wonder who the fuck that would be?

NBA Power Rankings According to Roy Kent – Dunking on Oxford

37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

For All Mankind. That's where I know "Jack" from. Was driving me nuts. 

Ellen Waverly is finally out and proud! 

Greeeeeg Jennings!

He put the team on his back dough

Finally realized where I recognized Rupert from.

Little Britain.

 

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And Zava was on Agents of Shield for years and is married to Dichen Lachman 

And Zava was on Agents of Shield for years and is married to Dichen Lachman 

I knew he looked familiar but was too lazy to actually see why.
1 hour ago, Deej said:

Finally realized where I recognized Rupert from.

Little Britain.

 

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11 hours ago, Js1 said:

And Zava was on Agents of Shield for years and is married to Dichen Lachman 

What and who?

9 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

What and who?

Never seen Agents of Shield but Dichen Lachman is Ms. Casey on Severance.

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On 4/12/2023 at 8:10 AM, Beau Vine said:

The writers have just abandoned all pretense of subtlety in the story.  It's like watching a high school play after the kids have studied a unit on foreshadowing.  

This is shite.

I hadn't read this thread in a while because I wasn't caught up on the current season. Also it's been awhile since I watched S1 or 2, but I was interested to see if others thought this season was tired, stale and formulaic. I agree with the commenter above who said all the shtick feels like it was scripted by AI. I look past all the huge plot holes that they've taken dramatic license with because it is only a comedy but Keely not even knowing the name of the supposed financier who was funding her business, let alone supposedly not having met her before she randomly showed up, required some patience. As does watching a coaching staff that never does any actual coaching. If I hadn't watched 1 & 2 already or if my wife, who sometimes likes mindless scripted tv shows, didn't enjoy it, I'd have exited this season by now.

What are the chances that Rupert is the actual venture capitalist behind Keeley's firm and Jack is just a figurehead?

The way Roy looks over at Beard

4 hours ago, Chopper said:

As does watching a coaching staff that never does any actual coaching.

From what I gather, the only thing relevant to coaching soccer is deciding how to allocate your 3 position groups to add up to 10.

Which checks out because the football forum has taught me that the most important thing that a defensive coordinator can do is choose the "correct" combination of two numbers that he likes best.

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

From what I gather, the only thing relevant to coaching soccer is deciding how to allocate your 3 position groups to add up to 10.

And then explaining to the head coach what that means, as well as what that white ball is and what they want to do with it. 

And Nate was in The Martian, but I'm sure that's been mentioned somewhere.

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Yep it has

On 4/12/2023 at 9:10 AM, Beau Vine said:

The writers have just abandoned all pretense of subtlety in the story.  It's like watching a high school play after the kids have studied a unit on foreshadowing.  

This is shite.

here, here..

i mean.. when Ted was giving his speech, talking about the players just need to be true to themselves, i was said to myself.. get ready for the quick shot of the closeted gay player (who has been so badly developed, i cant even tell you his name).

and i think there has been more hot chick lesbo action after a couple glasses of wine on a couch depicted on screen than has actually occurred in real life.. pretty played.

3 minutes ago, yoladu said:

and i think there has been more hot chick lesbo action after a couple glasses of wine on a couch depicted on screen than has actually occurred in real life.. pretty played.

Some things we're not going to complain about. Do you understand. 

This show is now just about Jason Sudeikis getting a divorce and going crazy in real life. 

21 minutes ago, yoladu said:

and i think there has been more hot chick lesbo action after a couple glasses of wine on a couch depicted on screen than has actually occurred in real life.. pretty played.

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22 minutes ago, yoladu said:

here, here..

i mean.. when Ted was giving his speech, talking about the players just need to be true to themselves, i was said to myself.. get ready for the quick shot of the closeted gay player (who has been so badly developed, i cant even tell you his name).

and i think there has been more hot chick lesbo action after a couple glasses of wine on a couch depicted on screen than has actually occurred in real life.. pretty played.

Colin

And they telegraphed Keeley being a little bi/curious in like season 1 when Rebecca and her were hanging out at the hotel. 

42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Colin

And they telegraphed Keeley being a little bi/curious in like season 1 when Rebecca and her were hanging out at the hotel. 

I don’t remember colin’s last name either, even though it’s on his jersey and locker. 

7 hours ago, HamsterHookah said:

What and who?

 

7 hours ago, austingirl said:

Never seen Agents of Shield but Dichen Lachman is Ms. Casey on Severance.

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And Sierra on Dollhouse. 

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Also some pretty good scenes in Altered Carbon

7 hours ago, HamsterHookah said:

What and who?

it’s called Google, you Dunderhead 

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12 hours ago, crony said:

And Nate was in The Martian, but I'm sure that's been mentioned somewhere.

he was a dick on that too. 

On 4/13/2023 at 8:25 PM, Deej said:

Finally realized where I recognized Rupert from.

Little Britain.

 

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Tasters choice coffee commercials... 

 

 

Most TV shows and especially those that are mainly focused on relationships as this one is in a soccer wrapper are usually like most relationships themselves.  Always "best" at the beginning when they are new and fresh.  Some of you guys need to move from passionate love to companionate love with Ted and his gang.

Most TV shows and especially those that are mainly focused on relationships as this one is in a soccer wrapper are usually like most relationships themselves.  Always "best" at the beginning when they are new and fresh.  Some of you guys need to move from passionate love to companionate love with Ted and his gang.

…or get some of that spice/spark back with a threesome with Keely and Jack.
12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


…or get some of that spice/spark back with a threesome with Keely and Jack.

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18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


…or get some of that spice/spark back with a threesome with Keely and Jack.

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Triangles

Try Angles

Barbecue sauce

3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Like Beard After Dark for the whole cast

Exactly my thoughts as I was watching.

Reminded me about re-teaching my wife to ride a bike when we were there.  The hash brownie didn't help things.

On 4/15/2023 at 10:02 AM, Grimas said:

Tasters choice coffee commercials... 

 

 

Figures he'd drink Taster's Choice instead of a decaf-Cappuccino.  Elaine was right.

6 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Like Beard After Dark for the whole cast

I thought it had combo Beard After Dark/Christmas episode feel.   

I really like the Jamie/Roy story line they have going on.

2 hours ago, HamsterHookah said:

Staying in and playing pillow fight at the hotel was gayer than Colin and Trent's night.

It was a call back to the Make Rebecca Great again episode.  Ted asked the team which they wanted to do, movie night or pillow fight.  They chose movie night and watched Iron Giant, but Ted said something along the lines of "okay, but if you choose pillow fight we'll never watch a movie again".  It was actually perfect.

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OH MY GOD, EPL CLUBS DON'T PLAY FUCKING FRIENDLIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SEASON

This show about an American college football coach from a school that doesn't even have a football team who took the gaffer role at an EPL side because its owner wanted to spite her ex-husband by having him run it into the ground and with no football acumen has coached them down into relegation and then immediately back up into the toughest soccer league in the world HAS COMPLETELY LOST THE PLOT!

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