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Oh, fuckers. God damnit 

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Holy crap…that was absolutely fantastic.

Damn, that episode packed in some emotion

 

Also Jaimie Tartt's mom would get it

Backstory on Ted and Beard was great.

And Nate will show up 30 minutes after the truth bomb.....

9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Damn, that episode packed in some emotion

Very cathartic for a lot of people there 

So much about that episode was somewhat predictable, but it wasn't known exactly how we were going to get there.  That was some of the best TV I've ever seen from start to finish.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

premier league hug GIF by Arsenal

Also felt like the mask was a nice nod to this guy

Is that the Hulk?  Why is he green?

Just now, Hate said:

So much about that episode was somewhat predictable, but it wasn't known exactly how we were going to get there.  That was some of the best TV I've ever seen from start to finish.

Oh absolutely.  You know by and large based on 2.8 seasons this show isn't going to throw some messed up, jumbled up ending at you....but it's still very well done.  

A loaf of meth is a great, great line.

Everyone gets a redemption arc but Rupert. 

Roy manager, Nate assistant? Or vis versa?

Only outstanding thing is Rebecca wants a baby. Maybe the last Rupert woman is pregnant and wants Rebecca to be the mom.

7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Only outstanding thing is Rebecca wants a baby. Maybe the last Rupert woman is pregnant and wants Rebecca to be the mom.

Or she becomes the den mother of the "Women Fucked Over By Rupert Mannion" Club

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Looks like they’re gonna wrap everything up and put a bow on it

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Looks like they’re gonna wrap everything up and put a bow on it

They always were going to

The only reason I can think of that they care enough about the season standings to mention them and have the team on this long win streak is to validate the lasso method?  Does anything feel different if they beat city at the end of the season to stay up instead of to have a chance at the title?  At this point, Richmond has already qualified for champions league- you’d think that would be mentioned at some point by the coaches, ownership, players, or fans. 

Agreed and I don't care because the ride is so much fun. 

Momma and Ted fuck yous got me in the feels 

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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Best 3 season run since The Chappell Show 

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Such a great episode. Yeah, Ted's going home to be with his son. The line the Mom said about being a parent hits me so very hard. I don't give a shit if they wrap it nicely with a bow. Sometimes, we all just need that.

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Also Jaimie Tartt's mom would get it

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Does Ted get back w his wife? They hinted at it when she was in London.

Ted about to become the USMNT coach after leading Richmond to a champions league spot.

Probably not an exact quote but the exchange in the locker room about the goalie’s mask was great:


If I don’t wear it, I will die

-If it were me, I’d choose death

Barbara/Roy’s back and forth on the pipes. She’s so weird 

Good episode to set this thing up and finish it off. Wrap it up nicely next week and let’s call it a successful 3 season series that came out of nowhere to beat expectations and be a good little series. Everyone involved with the show should be proud.

11 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Also Jaimie Tartt's mom would get it

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Really good episode.

So the show down with west ham followed by a flash forward with Trent Crimm voice-over reading of his book on Richmond’s season and where everyone landed?

41 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

Good episode to set this thing up and finish it off. Wrap it up nicely next week and let’s call it a successful 3 season series that came out of nowhere to beat expectations and be a good little series. Everyone involved with the show should be proud.

We will have none of that. It will be the usual suspects mercilessly shitting all over it and repeating their points endlessly.

Spoiler just because 

Spoiler

I’m slow, and hasn’t seen Jamie’s dad in a while. Was that one scene showing that he wasn’t at the game because he was at inpatient rehab?


And as an aside, even thought they are calling him van damme now, I think it’s great that they gave zoreaux a mask. 

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Spoiler just because 

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I’m slow, and hasn’t seen Jamie’s dad in a while. Was that one scene showing that he wasn’t at the game because he was at inpatient rehab?


And as an aside, even thought they are calling him van damme now, I think it’s great that they gave zoreaux a mask. 

Spoiler

It sounded like his Dad is dead.

 

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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I’m slow, and hasn’t seen Jamie’s dad in a while. Was that one scene showing that he wasn’t at the game because he was at inpatient rehab?


And as an aside, even thought they are calling him van damme now, I think it’s great that they gave zoreaux a mask. 

Yes, that was his dad in the rehab facility, I'd imagine for alcoholism. Yes, I too thought he was dead until that moment.

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Also Jaimie Tartt's mom would get it

I was kinda afraid for a minute there that she was going to get it from Jamie.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I was kinda afraid for a minute there that she was going to get it from Jamie.

Beard After Dark, S2 EP4: Jamie scores again

Beard's backstory was not what I had envisioned.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Beard's backstory was not what I had envisioned.

Seems like something the English media may have found out in the past 3 years. 

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seems like something the English media may have found out in the past 3 years. 

Made me wonder if Beard is his real last name, or a ridiculous pseudonym to cover up his sketchy past, but loved the backstory

Ted was the backup punter, I was the backup kicker. 

 

8 minutes ago, Cooterhorn said:

Ted was the backup punter, I was the backup kicker. 

They kicked balls, so it makes sense they're coaching ball kickers.

I honestly think the high point of the season was Mae dropping this on Ted:

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Direct hit on me, hard.

 

15 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I do like me some you’ve got mail too 

But Sleepless in Seattle was a superior movie.

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The only reason I can think of that they care enough about the season standings to mention them and have the team on this long win streak is to validate the lasso method?  Does anything feel different if they beat city at the end of the season to stay up instead of to have a chance at the title?  At this point, Richmond has already qualified for champions league- you’d think that would be mentioned at some point by the coaches, ownership, players, or fans. 

I think this is a case of playing to the general audience and not the knowledgeable EPL fans.  Winning the championship is what average TV watchers understand, they wouldn't understand the importance and legitimacy of simply making the top 4 for Champions.

13 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

But Sleepless in Seattle was a superior movie.

I think this is a case of playing to the general audience and not the knowledgeable EPL fans.  Winning the championship is what average TV watchers understand, they wouldn't understand the importance and legitimacy of simply making the top 4 for Champions.

Especially after they established that bottom four of EPL, you go to the Championship...now top 4 is Champions. Fuckin' wankers...

7 hours ago, Cooterhorn said:

Ted was the backup punter, I was the backup kicker. 

main takeaway this episode is that college football teams have too many available scholarships.

Got the Keely Hotel infotainment trifecta.

Also glad that they gave Van Damme some love. Him and his hideous mask 

Now THAT was an episode!!!

I’m still salty about Nate’s redemption arc but it gave us the awesome Beard backstory so I’ll make my peace with it.

I loved that when Keeley saw her poster on Jamie’s wall she said “Fuuuucking hellllllll” in her best Roy Kent gravelly growl.

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