August 16, 20205 yr So I've been noticing this butterface in my neighborhood running for the last several months. In my mind I've been rating her a ten body and about a two face. Yesterday she stopped to talk to me, I invited her over and today we fucked. Turns out she's about a 5 in the face but with her clothes off only about an 8 on the body. 8 + 5 = 13 is seemingly better than 10 + 2 = 12. But I gotta say I was disappointed. What say thee? When it comes to butterfaces does the body always overtake the face. Like is a nine body and one face a whole shitload better than a 6 body and a 5 face. Even though 10 less than 11? I'm pretty sure a better body always gives you a 2 point cushion. So 10 body zero face equals 8 body 4 face. Everyone agree?
August 16, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said: So 10 body zero face equals 8 body 4 face. I don’t think so. On my personal scale the minimum face is 4. So a 10/4 is my ugliest 10 body. I wouldn’t get with a 10/3. i would rather bone an 8/5 than a 10/4. An 8 body is still pretty damn good. At some point as the face improves there will be some naturally diminishing returns. Maybe I would prefer an 8/5 over a 6/6, or 6/7. In a sense you’re right. I would rather have sex with a butterface than a butterbody.
August 16, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, texasjacket said: For some reason the pics aren't loading I, for one, am thankful that there are no pics
August 16, 20205 yr turn the lights out and she can be anyone. Do that with a fattie, and the imagination can only help so much...
August 16, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, markstanco said: A third ranking method is being introduced? This is getting out of hand. Well if it's in your hand you can make up any kind of method.... right ?
August 16, 20205 yr Agree with prong. I have minimum on both scales but probably lean more towards body. An extreme in either category can justify a much lower score in the other Face 8-10 I can justify a 4 body. Face 5-7 it better be a 7 body. Body 8-10 I can go in on 3 face Body 5-7 better be a 7 face Ideally you aim for that 7/7 or 8/8; those types lack the self confidence to not bang you early on and do more stuff. If you looking for more than one and done you have to layer in the renowned hot/crazy matrix. Edited August 16, 20205 yr by Enchubben
August 16, 20205 yr ^^^^^^ Maybe the funniest thing to ever be posted on the internet... because it's also 100% accurate. Personally give me a 7-8 body that holds up over the long haul, and a 4 and up face. Edited August 16, 20205 yr by Onboard 2.0
August 16, 20205 yr Agree with prong. I have minimum on both scales but probably lean more towards body. An extreme in either category can justify a much lower score in the other Face 8-10 I can justify a 4 body. Face 5-7 it better be a 7 body. Body 8-10 I can go in on 3 face Body 5-7 better be a 7 face Ideally you aim for that 7/7 or 8/8; those types lack the self confidence to not bang you early on and do more stuff. If you looking for more than one and done you have to layer in the renowned hot/crazy matrix. Was going to quote this guy too, lulz
August 16, 20205 yr I'm not sure I'll go below a 5 face. Never really thought about it that much. If I'm taking the effort to try and lay a 5 face she has at least an 8 body. On the other side, I don't think you can have a 9 or 10 face without having at least a 4 or so body. Part of what makes a face look good is a healthy weight and taking care of your body. But I would rather lay a 10 body 5 face than a 10 face 5 body any. day. of. the. week.
August 16, 20205 yr Just now, ztejas said: I'm not sure I'll go below a 5 face. Never really thought about it that much. If I'm taking the effort to try and lay a 5 face she has at least an 8 body. On the other side, I don't think you can have a 9 or 10 face without having at least a 4 or so body. Part of what makes a face look good is a healthy weight and taking care of your body. But I would rather lay a 10 body 5 face than a 10 face 5 body any. day. of. the. week. 10 body 5 face.... that's why God gave us light bulbs.
August 16, 20205 yr Need an example of a 5 face. Melissa Mccarthy? She is fat as fuck, but can find good lighting. Warpaint or nah? Faces to me are really more of a yay or nay question rather than a point system.
August 16, 20205 yr MM has more chins than a Chinese phone book. No thanks. That’s a 2-3 face directly due to her weight. Celebrity examples are tough because most of them wouldn’t get to where they are with a 4. Maybe like an Anna Gunn from Breaking Bad??? Not sure I would say a 4 is the average face you see in public that you wouldn’t give another look or thought at. Not attractive but not to the level where you turn away in disgust or would lose a boner. Very scientific I know.
August 16, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, slorch said: turn the lights out and she can be anyone. Do that with a fattie, and the imagination can only help so much... You can drink (Or turn out lights) an ugly Girl pretty, but you can’t drink a fat girl thin is the saying. For me however it was never beer goggles but beer judgement. I still knew she was ugly, but I was drunk enough to not care anymore.
August 16, 20205 yr Key consideration nobody has mentioned is whether she likes anal.No one will ever top your mom on that metric
August 16, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, South Austin said: Key consideration nobody has mentioned is whether she likes anal. You can tell this man has a doctorate.
August 16, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Enchubben said: Agree with prong. I have minimum on both scales but probably lean more towards body. An extreme in either category can justify a much lower score in the other Face 8-10 I can justify a 4 body. Face 5-7 it better be a 7 body. Body 8-10 I can go in on 3 face Body 5-7 better be a 7 face Ideally you aim for that 7/7 or 8/8; those types lack the self confidence to not bang you early on and do more stuff. If you looking for more than one and done you have to layer in the renowned hot/crazy matrix. I was told there would be no math.
August 16, 20205 yr Yeah, I always thought Surly guys only banged 9's & 10's. And now there's charts and maths 'n shit? I think the attractiveness of the woman's face is more subjective than that of her body. Between 40-50% of the married women of Texas are obese. Not overweight or thick, but obese. So you're already starting at the assumption that there's this big pool of 6-10's bodies that y'all are hitting and that's not the case. The average Texas man, and that's just average, is dating/screwing/marrying a woman with a '5' body or below. Maybe all those gals have 9 faces, but the average Texas man is fucking a below average female body. That's just maths. They think they're fucking a Whole Foods yoga pants body, but they're not...they're fucking a Buccees body. And they shouldn't feel bad about it, love is real...not fade away. Edited August 16, 20205 yr by Lobo
August 16, 20205 yr Author Popular Post So, what is the consensus on these two? Which is more fuckable?
August 16, 20205 yr Author Neither, you're mixing 10's and 1's. that's outside the matrix all together.Ok. If you insist. THATS OUTSIDE THE MATRIX.
August 16, 20205 yr 10 face 5 body girls are disappointing relative to the effort expended The 10 body can eventually talk myself into that 5 face.
August 16, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said: So, what is the consensus on these two? Which is more fuckable?
August 16, 20205 yr Just now, cmontexas said: 10 face 5 body girls are disappointing relative to the effort expended The 10 body can eventually talk myself into that 5 face. A Good body as a woman ages is a rarer gem. Lots of pretty faces with a lot of bad shit hidden by fashion.
August 16, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said: So, what is the consensus on these two? Which is more fuckable? You are a photoshop wizard.
August 16, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: You are a photoshop wizard. He made me throw up in my mouth a bit.
August 16, 20205 yr 39 minutes ago, cmontexas said: 10 face 5 body girls are disappointing relative to the effort expended The 10 body can eventually talk myself into that 5 face. Yep. Willing to consider a butterface. A butterbody would be a no-go. But as has been pointed out, butterbodies are exceedingly rare since the attributes that make a body a 5 or lower usually rule out anything above a 7 face.
August 16, 20205 yr Its situations like this that call for the unbiased use of mathematics: B = Body scale (1-10), F= Face scale (1-10), A = Anal? (no=0, yes =5) X = Bsquared +2F+ A If X>30, then I'll hit it. Edited August 16, 20205 yr by High Plains Drifter math is hard
August 16, 20205 yr Author Its situations like this that call for the unbiased use of mathematics: B = Body scale (1-10), F= Face scale (1-10), A = Anal? (no=0, yes =5) X = Bsquared +2F+ A If X>30, then I'll hit it. So anyone 5 body and up with anal. 6 and up no anal. That seems about right.
August 17, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, South Austin said: Key consideration nobody has mentioned is whether she likes anal. If by "likes" you really mean "tolerates" then I happen to agree with you
August 17, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said: So, what is the consensus on these two? Which is more fuckable? Turn the lights out and have fun with 2. I can't believe this is even a question.
August 17, 20205 yr My abacus keeps giving me an error message when I try to calculate acceptability.
August 17, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Iowa Horn said: But as has been pointed out, butterbodies are exceedingly rare Latinas bruh
August 17, 20205 yr All this talk about butterfaces and butterbodies, but not a single mention of butterholes
August 17, 20205 yr 23 hours ago, Enchubben said: Face 5-7 it better be a 7 body. ... Body 5-7 better be a 7 face Wait, does a 6 face with 7 body quality or not?
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