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17 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

So, what is the consensus on these two?  Which is more fuckable?

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The old ... A Body to Die For ... A Face to Protect It.

21 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Its situations like this that call for the unbiased use of mathematics:

B = Body scale (1-10), F= Face scale (1-10), A = Anal? (no=0, yes =5)

X = Bsquared +2F+ A

If X>30, then I'll hit it.

 

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On 8/16/2020 at 7:27 AM, slorch said:

turn the lights out and she can be anyone.

Do that with a fattie, and the imagination can only help so much...

I just pretend I'm a viking on a whale hunt. It's a lot of fun once you let yourself go. Used to have a horned helmet and play ocean noises.

On 8/16/2020 at 7:00 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

He made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

I think that just means you're full. 

On 8/16/2020 at 2:32 AM, Uncle Boobs said:

 

So I've been noticing this butterface in my neighborhood running for the last several months.

 

In my mind I've been rating her a ten body and about a two face. Yesterday she stopped to talk to me, I invited her over and today we fucked. Turns out she's about a 5 in the face but with her clothes off only about an 8 on the body.

 

8 + 5 = 13 is seemingly better than 10 + 2 = 12. But I gotta say I was disappointed.

 

What say thee? When it comes to butterfaces does the body always overtake the face. Like is a nine body and one face a whole shitload better than a 6 body and a 5 face. Even though 10 less than 11?

 

I'm pretty sure a better body always gives you a 2 point cushion. So 10 body zero face equals 8 body 4 face.

 

Everyone agree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Consensus: pics of her tits or GTFO

I am having difficulty objectifying said person you are describing. Are we talking an Elizabeth Moss-like person?

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On 8/16/2020 at 7:55 AM, Enchubben said:

Maybe like an Anna Gunn from Breaking Bad???

Anna Gunn is a 4? Everyone agree? 

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Damn. You gentlemen have high standards. 

Some get an added bonus for confidence, which may be skewing my scale a bit. 

 

How are we scoring the body? Is it a tits + ass - size of fupa?   Also, is there also a sliding scale depending on how old they are?

We need a math major in here to help us develop a formula.

 

5 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Anna Gunn is a 4? Everyone agree? 

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Damn. You gentlemen have high standards. 

Some get an added bonus for confidence, which may be skewing my scale a bit. 

 

Mine are decently high, but here is a normal pic of Anna Gunn. This is a 4 IMO

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On 8/16/2020 at 4:14 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Top. By far.

Dark hides ugly.

Dark don’t hide fat.

Go west young man.

11 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Mine are decently high, but here is a normal pic of Anna Gunn. This is a 4 IMO

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I agree - when a 4 is on the hunt there is usually make-up on board. No?

4 to 6 is easy with cosmetics.

4 to 7 is easier with lingerie. (in my experience). 

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Didn't some poster on TOS have a wife who was her blocking/lighting stand-in during Breaking Bad filming?  I've never remembered or been good at even pretending to give a shit about people's posting history/real life bios...but it was a guy who lived near ABQ and his wife was not her body double, but would stand in for lighting scenes and what-not and had a really great looking body?  

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't some poster on TOS have a wife who was her blocking/lighting stand-in during Breaking Bad filming?  I've never remembered or been good at even pretending to give a shit about people's posting history/real life bios...but it was a guy who lived near ABQ and his wife was not her body double, but would stand in for lighting scenes and what-not and had a really great looking body?  

Yeah, I think that person was ASU Sun Devil Tits.

Didn't some poster on TOS have a wife who was her blocking/lighting stand-in during Breaking Bad filming?  I've never remembered or been good at even pretending to give a shit about people's posting history/real life bios...but it was a guy who lived near ABQ and his wife was not her body double, but would stand in for lighting scenes and what-not and had a really great looking body?  
Are you confusing that and the Giant thread?

I don't remember that thread.  But I think this poster...his avatar was a cropped photo of his wife's chest or something, not the young ASU girl.  I don't know the terminology, but she wasn't the body double...but the people they bring in that are the same height/frame as the main actors...they use them to set up camera shots.  I dunno, those pics of Schyler White made me remember it.  Anyhow back to hearing about single people banging 9's and 10's during a pandemic.  

Growing up in the Midwest, we didn't say "butterface", we said "Penn State'r...Great Uniform, Bad Helmet."  It was even catching on in Texas until Sandusky happened, now you say a girl is a Penn State'r  and people think Joe Paterno looked the other way while something happened to her in the shower.  How has nobody killed that guy yet?  

12 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

I agree - when a 4 is on the hunt there is usually make-up on board. No?

4 to 6 is easy with cosmetics.

4 to 7 is easier with lingerie. (in my experience). 

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And after that photo, factor in how many beers you've had.

The poster with the smoking hot wife was something like JW from what I can remember. He and his wife owned a gym in the Phoenix area from what I can recall. She kind of resembled Bo Derek also from what I can recall.

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't some poster on TOS have a wife who was her blocking/lighting stand-in during Breaking Bad filming?  I've never remembered or been good at even pretending to give a shit about people's posting history/real life bios...but it was a guy who lived near ABQ and his wife was not her body double, but would stand in for lighting scenes and what-not and had a really great looking body?  

He made the move here - jw4381.  See him mainly posting on the food & travel board in NM threads.  He owned/ran a Crossfit box, if I recall correctly.  His wife was/is quite attractive.

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found it.

Yep.  Lots of photos of his wife in lingerie cooking in the kitchen.  Apparently, he is the hero this board doesn't deserve.

where are the pics now?  

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

where are the pics now?  

This man has a good question.

4 hours ago, Hate said:

The poster with the smoking hot wife was something like JW from what I can remember. He and his wife owned a gym in the Phoenix area from what I can recall. She kind of resembled Bo Derek also from what I can recall.

I believe she was technically a long time girl friend, but they had been together for 15 plus years, so depending on the state it may have been common law.

I enjoyed his posts and his avatar.

Yeah, I didn't mean to bring up old shit...but the Schylar pics well before my comments reminded me of her.  And I don't give a shit how they joint tenant titled their fucking bank accounts, somebody just link photos of her rack and/or these kitchen lingerie pics.  

On 8/19/2020 at 5:31 AM, Enchubben said:

Mine are decently high, but here is a normal pic of Anna Gunn. This is a 4 IMO

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What's the consensus on Anna Gunn's body?  Well above a 4. 

 

An 8 when she is in fighting shape?

 

 

something has to be posted to try to get that fat ass off the screen on the Tapa thread list. Hope this does it.

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7 hours ago, South Austin said:

Yep.  Lots of photos of his wife in lingerie cooking in the kitchen.  Apparently, he is the hero this board doesn't deserve.

Gonna need a link.

1 hour ago, HouTex said:

something has to be posted to try to get that fat ass off the screen on the Tapa thread list. Hope this does it.

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WAP?

6 hours ago, ABSR said:

I believe she was technically a long time girl friend, but they had been together for 15 plus years, so depending on the state it may have been common law.

I enjoyed his posts and his avatar.

Yeah it was JW; he was cool and the body in his avatar was spectacular....

something has to be posted to try to get that fat ass off the screen on the Tapa thread list. Hope this does it.
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Mission accomplished

The Guilfoyle chick currently swapping the covid disease with slimy Trump Jr.  is a classic BF imo.  I would go Lizzie Borden above her shoulders and wear her legs like a feedbag. 

Gonna need a link.
One does not simply visit TOS.

The opposite of a butterface is a panda...cute face but fat body.

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