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Sticking with Werner and no Puli to start. Not what I expected but not sure it's the wrong play.

And it just got really wet. I'd be shocked if 2 doesn't win it today considering both team's form.

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Nice effort to win the pen. Jorg doesn't disappoint.

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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Starting to rain fairly hard.

Been coming down since the 10th I think 

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Oh Mount... that deserved better 

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3 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Wonder if Christensen or Rudiger goes central.

Looks like Rudiger. And that's a shame - Silva was playing well.

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Christ Mount... 

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2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Eww bad defense on the set piece.

You're a bit ahead of me. Looks like Dave mistimed his jump - we didn't fail to mark him. 

Glad we got that goal with Silva out now. 

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Spurs have been very fouly today.

Get on with your bad self, Alonso. Show Timo how to finish. 

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3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.

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Man if we could somehow give Kovacic the ability to shoot, we'd be in a very good spot

 

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Just now, MoJames said:

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Eh. I'm thinking we get 2 before they knot it.

I think I'd be more comfortable with Silva still out there.

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7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I think I'd be more comfortable with Silva still out there.

Sure

Good fucking Lord Werner can not stay onside 

Just a huge result.

And beating Josay makes it feel like it's worth 4 points.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Just a huge result.

And beating Josay makes it feel like it's worth 4 points.

Couldn't agree more. :)  

Up to 6th in the table with only Man City having 1 game in hand.

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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Up to 6th in the table with only Man City having 1 game in hand.

Everton is level with us with 2 in hand so more like 7th. 

But today was big and 3 points is 3 points. We still seem pretty iffy when it comes to finishing and creating good chances but our possession and defense has been dare I say phenomenal with Tuchel at the helm. Sometimes you just need 1 and that 1 might be a PK.

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Everton is level with us with 2 in hand so more like 7th. 

I kept that out on purpose.

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Up to 6th in the table with only Man City having 1 game in hand.

Well, we're level with Everton and they've got 2 in hand.  And Tottenham and Villa are behind us and fading but they've got 1 and 2 in hand respectively.  

But today was a big deal for us, no question.

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2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

You guys wouldn't make good beat writers

Idk I think we have a nice good cop/bad cop thing going.

Everton is also about to see Manu, City, Pool and Chelsea over the next 6 so they could easily fall back.

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Idk I think we have a nice good cop/bad cop thing going.

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Another yuge one today. They all will be down the stretch. Win puts us into 5th and 1 point back of Pool for top 4 - who we see for our 2nd leg on March 20th. 

Sheffield isn't great but has had some nice recent form - beating ManU and West Brom and playing City tight 0-1.

Interesting lineup. Pulisic not in the 18 - not sure what that's about.

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No Ziyech or Kante either. Skrange.

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This already seems to cute from Tuchel. I get that he's still sussing out the roster but we are in win now mode. This isn't a rebuild.

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And I'm actually starting to lose my fucking mind with Werner. 

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Made it work there though! Was going to comment at half that we really picked it up around the 30th. Mount has been great the past few games. 

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What the fuck Rudiger? Are you fucking shitting me?

And we get a pen to instantly retake the lead LOL. Werner is under new management!

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Good 3. O settled in after the first 30 - Werner was very good past that point. Mount was awesome. D was a little shakier than it has been under Tuchel but still kept them out of the back of the net. Thank God that Rudiger gaffe didn't cost us.

I don't really understand the lineup decisions...and hate that we had to work so hard for that...but damn solid results so far for Tuchel.  :)

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10 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

Especially after Liverpool gets handed an ass-beating and the win is to put us firmly back in the top 4 race.

I'm feeling much better about the Atletico matchup now, too. The style Tuchel has put on the pitch so far could carry us through in the CL - especially if Werner can keep it up or be a little better even.

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Barnsley is full on high press just like they would against Norwich in Championship play.

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Fack I got carried away and forgot it was on. Even wearing my Chelsea hat. 

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I'm a little behind. That was a clear pen. Oh well.

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Nervy first half. Kepa hasn't fucked us yet so that's good.

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

...Kepa hasn't fucked us yet so that's good.

Damnit ztejas...why would you say/type that out loud??!!! 😱

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