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Call that offsides bitch. 

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I thought everyone played well save Rudiger in that 1st half. Keep it up. 

And God damn Kante is amazing. What a ball.

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8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I thought everyone played well save Rudiger in that 1st half. Keep it up. 

And God damn Kante is amazing. What a ball.

Rudiger's primary assignment has clearly been to use his speed to cover Salah.  He's done that well.  Other than the one bad pass across the center I'd say he's done his job.

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9 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Rudiger's primary assignment has clearly been to use his speed to cover Salah.  He's done that well.  Other than the one bad pass across the center I'd say he's done his job.

He played Mane on on the near goal but I'm not sure how avoidable that was. He had another poor ball in addition to the one you mentioned. I'm nitpicking a bit - just thought he could have been a bit tighter. No harm no foul. 

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

I have no idea how to interpret the hand ball rule.

I didn't even know they took away the proximity rule.  I figured that was the case because he had his hands within a normal-ish area and Firmino just kicked it into his hand.  But I guess they removed that aspect and it could be a handball?  

Either way, English officiating is trash.

I do believe this is Kante's natural position if that is what they are comparing to.

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The pass to Mount followed by the skill and finish is basically football porn.

Wow, Kai get's taken down just outside of Everton's box, no foul. Clean tackle for Kovacic and he gets called for a foul. Immediately leads to Richarlison flopping outside of our box for a FK.

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Not able to watch.

HAVERTZ!

What a fucking ball from Andreas to Alonso. Need to finish that.

Man, the evolution of Andreas this year has been great to watch.

20 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Hoping you can still make Europa?  

Maybe. Regardless, our shitty season would be compounded exponentially if Everton makes the top 4. So...uhm... GO CHELSEA.

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Did anyone watch? How was Pulisic? More curious about how Kai was at the 9. 

Can't win em all, but I saw a telling stat. In 12 games under Tuchel we've only conceded 2 goals, but we've also only scored 13. I get that some of that is parking the bus a little bit and hanging onto leads, but at some point you can be a little too conservative. I'd rather concede 5 or 6 over that span if it means putting 18 or 20 in the back of the other net.

Watched the highlights and Puli was much more involved than Werner. Kai had some opportunities but couldn't finish. Mendy was great.

I have no idea what I’m talking about but all of the action in the first half as opposite pulisic, and Chillwell(so?) seems like he has the ball too much. 

Pulisic barely saw the ball. Played out of position on the right and as a wing back. Everything went down the left through Chillwell who had a better forward partner in Mount than Pulisic in Ziyech. 

He didn't look comfortable for a lot of the game and still managed to engineer a few good chances. Tuchel seems to have no issue playing players out of position (like everyone except CB's and FB's) so CP needs to adapt or his agent needs to get busy.

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I'm getting nervous. Are we sure we only scored 1 goal in the first leg?

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Need to weather this early storm.

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I like this lineup. I liked it when I saw it on paper and it's controlling possession well in Atleti's half. We still seem to lack finishing at times. 

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What a fucking counter. My dick is hard. 

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Oh shit. I turned the game off around 90 minutes. Just now saw the Pulisic to Palmieri goal. That's fun.

48 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Well that was a fortunate draw.  

Funny thing is, Porto fans are probably saying the same thing.

We should win that, though.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Funny thing is, Porto fans are probably saying the same thing.

We should win that, though.

Maybe so.  But with how we've been playing recently we should probably be favorites to come out of our side of the bracket.  Obviously there's a lot of football to be played, but recently we've been the hottest of the four teams on our side.  

Yeah, I saw an article predicting a Chelsea/Bayern final.  

It's unbelievable what Tuchel's done.  Future's very bright.

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On 3/19/2021 at 9:12 AM, TexArcher said:

It's unbelievable what Tuchel's done.

It's pleasantly surprising but let's keep in mind how talented this roster is. These are the results we should be getting, and Lampard wasn't getting them. 

Our defense and ability to keep teams out of the back has been pretty crazy, though. I certainly never would have expected that. 

Not the most eye catching game but job done. On to Wembley.

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5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

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Get the bad ones out - right?

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