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First time in a dozen games...but appropriate thread title felt appropriate today.  :(  Going down to 10 men was tough, but this seemed more mental than a tactical disadvantage...

 

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missed that word...

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Good god, do I actually have to watch this in Spanish?

You could just learn it. In Futbol. 

10 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Impressive play. Mendy was a rock. 

[snip vid]

Thanks for sharing the highlights vid - that was fantastic!

Mendy is a beast, for sure.

Looks like we had a lot of opportunities to score even more.

Hate that pink kit, btw...

Just now, morehornsepower said:

Thanks for sharing the highlights vid - that was fantastic!

Mendy is a beast, for sure.

Looks like we had a lot of opportunities to score even more.

Hate that pink kit, btw...

Yeah, not a fan of the kit either, but a W is a W 

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Just flipped it on. Maybe Pulisic should start.

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This is an ass-beating. Can't beleive we lost 5-2 to freaking West Brom. 

So how good was it? Was stuck on calls all morning. Why won't people respect my soccer watching time? 

 

 

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21 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

So how good was it? Was stuck on calls all morning. Why won't people respect my soccer watching time? 

 

 

We could have put 6 in the net in the first half. I actually didn't watch the 2nd half - but I think the result was decided after 45. 

If Pulisic and Havertz keep this up we have more than a decent chance at the CL title. Although we still have weird defensive lapses at times. Winning it would be doubly nice since the PL standings are a little too tight for comfort. 

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Our counter is as dangerous as anyone in Europe right now. But holy fuck we have to clean up some shit in our own third. Rudiger especially. 

All things considered not a bad 45. Kante being Kante. Thought Pulisic and Mount controlled the ball well. 

45 more and let's regroup and get ready for the semis. 

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11 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Only got to listen to it, but it sounded like a fairly boring first half.  That's fine with me.

Their only good chances were off of fuckups or giveaways by us. We looked decently sharp in their third but didn't put anything on goal. 

Watching the second half and the Porto players don't seem to understand that rolling around on the ground and wasting time isn't helpful to them right now.

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Wow. We're in the fucking semifinals of the Champions League. I'm gonna enjoy this before I bitch about anything that just transpired. 

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40 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Watching the second half and the Porto players don't seem to understand that rolling around on the ground and wasting time isn't helpful to them right now.

Pulisic does. Man drew 2 cards and a hard foul in the last 15 mins. 

Wasn't pretty today, but job done.

So exciting going deep in this tournament.  Keep winning, lads.

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Isn't Mike Dean the sack of shit that reffed the final last year? 

Shocked that we're getting hosed already on the cards. 

Also - drink every time Werner is offsides.

Ziyech should have 2.

Great second half though, thus far.

Isn't Mike Dean the sack of shit that reffed the final last year? 
Shocked that we're getting hosed already on the cards. 
Also - drink every time Werner is offsides.
Mike Dean is aweful. Fernandinho should have been off a long time ago.

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I missed about half the game. Great win. From what I watched we were the better side for almost all of it.

That finish by Pulisic was amazing. Shame the flag went up. 

Interesting line up today with Mount dropping down to play in the midfield next to Jorgi.  I guess Tuchel is worried about overplaying Kante when Kova is still injured.  

Nope.  Completely uninspiring play.  CHO seemed like the only one who even wanted to put in effort to make something happen.

I fell asleep during the match and only just woke up. That shit was dreadfully boring.

OMFG Courtois with an absolute theft of a goal.  Christ.

On replay, Werner could've done better there.  Still gets by most keepers.

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

PULIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

Clearly the superior side for the first 15 minutes.

Need to keep up the aggression and get a second.

Benzema levels it.  We've mostly dominated for 30 minutes and we're back where we started.

Yep, I'll take it.

One clean sheet from advancing and this side is pretty good at clean sheets.

But let's win the next one 2-0 just to be sure.

1 hour ago, Stringer said:

I'll take the 1-1 in Madrid.  

Indeed

4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yep, I'll take it.

One clean sheet from advancing and this side is pretty good at clean sheets.

But let's win the next one 2-0 just to be sure.

Fuck Real. Lets pummel their fascist asses 

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