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Very important 3 points. A 2-0 win over Fulham doesn’t grab the eye but considering our upcoming schedule, 3 points was essential there.

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9 points in our next 4 games clinches CL unless WH can overcome a 12 GD between us. 

Matchday, boys and girls. Not sure why you don't start Pulisic with the form he is in, but let's get it done.

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Oh wow Holy shit no way Werner was offsides?

The good news is that we've gotten several pretty good crossing chances already and RM has had to settle for bombing away from outside the box.

But god damn, stay onside, boys.

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HAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!!!

That one counts!!

 

 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timo heard y'all talking shit.

Kante is the little big boss.

Pulisic to Mount for the dagger.

God damn, how many times are we gonna get to say that in the coming years?

 

This team has taken it to Man City already this year. We'll be ready.

On 4/27/2021 at 4:06 PM, TexArcher said:

Yep, I'll take it.

One clean sheet from advancing and this side is pretty good at clean sheets.

But let's win the next one 2-0 just to be sure.

In case I'm on some kind of a roll here: let's win the next one 2-0 just to be sure.

Also, suck a donkey dick you fuckface Courtois.

Also, that is now three managers that have shown up midseason and took us to a Champions League final (RDM, Avram). We should fire the gaffer every holiday.

The most impressive thing to me about Pulisic recently is how calm he is in front of goal. Takes his time and picks his spot when there are guys all around him.

Shows his confidence level right now.

Alright, regroup and go fuck em up. That penalty was a blessing for us. 

Question, do you want to win this one or the 29th? Of course both, but say we have to give up one. 

50 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Question, do you want to win this one or the 29th? Of course both, but say we have to give up one. 

5/29, of course.  I vividly remember the CL championship over Bayern and the semi over Barcelona in 2012.  And if I remember correctly we finished 6th in the league that year and no one cared.  CL championships are forever.

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

5/29, of course.  I vividly remember the CL championship over Bayern and the semi over Barcelona in 2012.  And if I remember correctly we finished 6th in the league that year and no one cared.  CL championships are forever.

I would have said the same, but now I want both! 

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Holy fuck... just now catching up. I need to get better at knowing our schedule. 

(We might be the best team in the world right now guys)

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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Question, do you want to win this one or the 29th? Of course both, but say we have to give up one.

What the fuck are you talking about? I'd take getting relegated if it meant a CL trophy. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Holy fuck... just now catching up. I need to get better at knowing our schedule. 

(We might be the best team in the world right now guys)

hell of a change at Half and the team looked very solid. Great counter attacks and should have had more but offsides killed us. 

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2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

hell of a change at Half and the team looked very solid. Great counter attacks and should have had more but offsides killed us. 

Yeah I saw that Werner had 2 disallowed. 

His offside propensity tanks his value. 

What a second half. Back and forth, those guys had to be on fumes.

Got lucky on the penalty no call, but that happens. We have to be in their heads at this point, which is great with the CL final coming up.

I know he doesn’t play much anymore and is probably leaving in the summer, but I love Alonso. He’s had so many huge goals over the years. I really hope we can win the CL for guys like him, Azpi and Kante who have been around for a while.

Fuck Pep! This was just our Ucl tuneup

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On 5/8/2021 at 4:59 PM, Stringer said:

I really hope we can win the CL for guys like him, Azpi and Kante who have been around for a while.

And guys that have fallen out of the rotation a bit like Zouma and Tammy. 

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Obviously we've already clinched Europa. 5 points in our last 3 and we clinch CL. Assuming we don't go WDD and Liverpool goes WWW and picks up 6 goals on us (the latter half seeming fairly unlikely).

I think PL season resolves before CL final so we should know heading in either way. 

And guys that have fallen out of the rotation a bit like Zouma and Tammy. 

Sure those guys too.

I’m more thinking about guys who were on that 16-17 Conte-led title winning team. That is probably my favorite team in the decade that I have been following Chelsea.

I guess Zouma was on that team too (though not a key member), so should have included him.

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