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Ugh. Mount had a nice square to Pulisic open there. Not the worst effort on goal though. 

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We need to settle the fuck down

We've created about 167 chances and still haven't really challenged the keeper.

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We've created about 167 chances and still haven't really challenged the keeper.

Pulisic and Chilwell are not connecting well. Sloppy from both. Timo can't get a foot on the ball and Mount is just teeing off. 

Fuck me.

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Kovacic what the fuck are you doing????

Traore scares the shit out of me. Almost as much as Auba. 

Refs letting a loooot of contact go there.

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Shades of the fuckin FA final here...

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KANE!!!!!!!

THANK GOD HE'S PLAYING FOR MONEY!!!

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4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Timo's been gawd awful today.

Eh most of them have been. Who's been good? Jorg and Cesar? 

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I just can't take Tuchel seriously without Kante on the pitch. 

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Pool game is basically irrelevant now unless they fuck around and lose. Need to pray that Spurs hold on. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Eh most of them have been. Who's been good? Jorg and Cesar? 

Yeah, but Timo's been the shortest of the midget brigade today.  He's completely lost.

Activate reverse jinx in 15 minutes...

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Traore scares the shit out of me.

Well, here’s a take that’s hard to argue with....

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but Timo's been the shortest of the midget brigade today.  He's completely lost.

Activate reverse jinx in 15 minutes...

He's actually done some decent stuff without the ball and made a couple decent plays. 

Idk what it is with everyone seeing different things with him. But that foul was stupid as shit and he is still useless with the ball in the box. So not saying I'm disagreeing.

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The problem right now is that if Leicester can find another one we suddenly need 2 goals. A 1-1 scoreline wouldn't affect the standings at all, actually, as we are up 1 point with GD. 

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5 minutes ago, smoothlonghorn said:

Well, here’s a take that’s hard to argue with....

First time on this thread?

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Um. Did Tuchel just use a sub to put Kepa in? Mendy is hurt now?

Awesome. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Um. Did Tuchel just use a sub to put Kepa in? Mendy is hurt now?

Awesome. 

Yeah, they mentioned that Mendy took a knock of some sort on the goal.

Not great, Bob.

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Leicester up 2-1.

Cool.

See y'all Saturday. 

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Embarassing effort by everyone involved so far. 

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We are not winning the PL anytime soon being this fucking reliant on one player being on the pitch. Regardless of the CL result. 

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

3 goals in 37' +/- 3'.

Fuck it, let's do it.

Or Spurs could score again...

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Or Spurs could score again...

I hate rooting for the spurs. 

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Nvm

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Might as well watch the Spurs game 

Spurs have scored!

Hold...  Don't be Spursy for once in your lives...

26 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I hate rooting for the spurs. 

GO SPURS! Fuck yeah! 

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Pulisic has been dreadful today. Tuchel should have told him it was a CL match. 

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Jesus just blow some final whistles please. We don't deserve this shit but I guess we didn't quite suck enough this year to fall out. 

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Bale again. Top 4 clinched. 

I'd say I'd feel bad for LCFC but you can't let fucking Spurs hang 4 on you on the last matchday of the season. Sucks to suck. 

Top 4 is top 4.  Nice midseason turnaround and we've got a very important carrot to dangle during the summer window.

Now let's go become the champions of Europe.

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