September 23, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, MoJames said: Tammy just got face raped by their keep. Looks like he took a knee to the balls.
September 23, 20205 yr Author Didn't realize we were playing! Is it on TV anywhere? Glad Havertz is getting some in the net against some easy competition. He could use a little confidence boost.
September 23, 20205 yr Recap 1-0 Tammy https://streamja.com/qVz1G 2-0 Kai https://streamja.com/pAZO2 3-0 Barkley https://streamja.com/rLG9e 4-0 Kai https://streamja.com/jnZpo 5-0 Kai https://streamja.com/A0Znm
September 23, 20205 yr Author 14 minutes ago, MoJames said: Recap 1-0 Tammy https://streamja.com/qVz1G 2-0 Kai https://streamja.com/pAZO2 3-0 Barkley https://streamja.com/rLG9e 4-0 Kai https://streamja.com/jnZpo 5-0 Kai https://streamja.com/A0Znm So they made (at least) 5 huge fuck ups on defense and we scored 5 goals. Good to see us crushing it on open nets, ig. Any takeaways outside of that?
September 23, 20205 yr I haven't been able to watch the second half as much, but we were way shaky in the final third in the first 30 minutes.
September 23, 20205 yr Author 1 minute ago, MoJames said: I haven't been able to watch the second half as much, but we were way shaky in the final third in the first 30 minutes. Well... no surprises there. I read that Caballero had some good saves. I think we're going to be good this season but we might need to score 100 goals to have a chance of contending for the title. Then again, we could do it. Wener and Pulisic paired together are going to be a nightmare on the counter. Esp against teams that play a high line.
September 23, 20205 yr That was fun in a deeply chaotic way - could have been 9-4. Barkley scoring a rocket and missing a sitter is *chefs kiss*. ALSO
September 26, 20205 yr Author Can we just not suit a keeper and play 5 on the back line? This is fucking ridiculous at this point.
September 26, 20205 yr Author And Alonso is just getting absolutely torched 8 minutes in. How much more of this shit are we going to have to watch?
September 26, 20205 yr Just now, ztejas said: And Alonso is just getting absolutely torched 8 minutes in. How much more of this shit are we going to have to watch? He's not a fullback and I don't know why everyone keeps trying to make him one. And if you're not a fullback, you're also not a wingback.
September 26, 20205 yr Author 1 minute ago, TexArcher said: He's not a fullback and I don't know why everyone keeps trying to make him one. It doesn't help that our depth there is atrocious.
September 26, 20205 yr Author Just now, TexArcher said: Tammy channeling his inner Fernando Torres. Tammy doesn't need to channel anyone. He was full of that shit early last season.
September 26, 20205 yr Author 1 minute ago, TexArcher said: I don't like these kits. We look like a minor league Juventus. I actually like the jerseys. The pink shorts are too much. They would look much better with some white or blue shorts.
September 26, 20205 yr Meh, I like when we go with white or black road kits. These are better than the hi-liter yellow ones from a couple of years ago, but that's about it. I also like when we can keep a clean sheet against West Brom for at least, you know, 10 minutes. Apparently we just can't have nice things anymore. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE GOT TO BE GOD DAMNED FUCKING KIDDING ME, YOU FUCKING WANKERS!!! Edited September 26, 20205 yr by TexArcher
September 26, 20205 yr Author I was just about to comment about how stupid it is that Lampard is insistent on playing out of the back when all of our quality is up top. Is he trying to get canned?
September 26, 20205 yr Author I've never had to change my avatar this quickly on this site. Fucking embarassing.
September 26, 20205 yr Author On 9/14/2020 at 3:06 PM, ztejas said: Can we send Reece James with him? On 9/20/2020 at 11:51 AM, ztejas said: Just terrible club management. I know we've had some unfortunate injury setbacks but some of these transfers needed to be brought in sooner. Alonso playing left back for a top 4 club that has hundreds of millions of dollars to spend is ridiculous. I hate being right.
September 26, 20205 yr Author 5 minutes ago, RichUT said: So buying a bunch of offensive players didn’t make our defense better? Weird. This is 80% on coaching today. Maybe 20% on the roster.
September 26, 20205 yr Author James used up his entire season worth of quality in the 2nd half against BHA.
September 26, 20205 yr Author Forget whatever the fuck is happening on the defensive side of the ball, Pulisic is not good enough for us to be this neutered on attack without him. What's the point of bringing in Werner and Havertz when it doesn't matter unless our best forward is playing? I get the PL requires some adjustment but this is a newly promoted WBA, lads. There are 12 teams in the BL with more quality.
September 26, 20205 yr Author FIFA Challenge: score 4 goals in the 2nd half to save your manager's career! (1/4)
September 26, 20205 yr Author I was looking away so I didn't see the corner but fittingly heard "disappointing there from Reece James"
September 26, 20205 yr Author So let's recap - 2 bullshit goals against BHA (1 quality one) - 0 goals against Liverpool - 1 goal through 70 minutes against WBA. Scorching start boys. Oh shit. CHO heard me talking shit. Nice strike. He's been promising this game. Near perfect ball by Havertz, too. More of that pls. Edited September 26, 20205 yr by ztejas
September 26, 20205 yr Author We're going to lose to WBA. With a largely fit side. Just been absolute shit on both sides of the pitch today outside the 2nd goal. Frank better hope Pulisic can stay healthy and return to world class form because that's the only way he is saving his job. Unless our FO is even more incompetent than I think.
September 26, 20205 yr Ahhhhhhhh, I told y'all!! I never had a doubt!!!! (ahem) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
September 26, 20205 yr Author We're going to tie WBA. With a largely fit side. Just been absolute shit on both sides of the pitch today outside the 2nd goal. Frank better hope Pulisic can stay healthy and return to world class form because that's the only way he is saving his job. Unless our FO is even more incompetent than I think.
September 26, 20205 yr Author I almost pulled off a triple reverse jinx for anyone counting at home. Greenspoint would be proud. No idea what to think of that shitshow. Conceded 3 to WBA in the first half. Took 70 minutes to find our 2nd. Escaped with a point. I'm still rooting for Frank but he needs to be on the thinnest of ice after this disaster. Hoping we can turn it around once Pulisic and Ziyech are fit. Fuck the Spurs fixture on Tuesday. They can have a win in that bullshit cup competition. If we lose anyone that game im going to tear all of my hair out. Focus on MW4 and let's start racking up some wins.
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