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Do we like Werner on the RW? I kind of like Werner on the RW.

Didn't I call this about wanting to see him and Tammy up top together?

Honestly not getting to watch a ton. How's he looking.

 

Kai with COVID sucks

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21 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Honestly not getting to watch a ton. How's he looking.

 

Kai with COVID sucks

Just burning them down the sideline. Playing aggressive, fast football. Seems like he operates a little better with some more space and time rather than being rushed to make a decision up the middle.

Not that we should really take much away from this one. Not sure Rennes is very good.

Reece had a money assist on our 3rd goal. 

(And as I type this Wener misses a nice squared ball by James on an open net)

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So Chelsea, Texas and SMU all play at the same time. 

Lame.

That was a nice goal by Abraham

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Nice ball Tammy 

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Ziyech is so sexy 

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Ziyech is a motherfucking revelation

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Pour. It. On.

 

First in GD biiiiitch

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Premature but I want to believe

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Whatever they ate yesterday, they need more of that.

On 11/7/2020 at 12:08 PM, ztejas said:

Ziyech is a motherfucking revelation

 

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Had to make a slight title alteration due to recent form.

Let's pray I don't jinx it.

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I see no one got up at 6:30 this morn. 

Another solid win. Starting to worry about Puli - but we are certainly rolling right now without him.

Great win. Felt like a 4-0 win. Puli will be back and add another layer of depth.

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Nice break, clean strike by CHO. Good start.

These white kits are clean.

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1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

That was a sexy goal.  People like to give Mount shit, but he made that work.

Always rated him.

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Not a good stretch from Chilwell there. Shake it off.

Giroud and Werner definitely don't have the same chemistry as Tammy and Werner. 

And that was poor set piece marking by Silva. 

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We got sloppy and played without urgency between goals. Should have known that 2 was needed in this one and played accordingly.

Thankfully we were able to turn it on just enough in the last 8 to put it away. 

Phenomenal goal by Giroud - dare I say legendary for him if we can make a decent run at this thing.

Word on the street is that Pulisic will be ready for the weekend. Team is on fire though, so wonder if he might start on the bench.

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8 minutes ago, APMP said:

Word on the street is that Pulisic will be ready for the weekend. Team is on fire though, so wonder if he might start on the bench.

Wouldn't call today's result on fire. But Lampard's hand was forced a bit with Spurs looming.

I would imagine we see Pulisic as a super sub around ~65'. Today was a perfect example of how he can elevate our ceiling.

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2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Kit color schemes leaked for next season.

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/k1ny0b

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Woof. And y'all thought the pink kits were bad.

At least I'm, I'm hoping those look better in person/on TV - the colors seem weird in that graphic.

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Yellow and blue kits are nice, the third kit I'm not sure of yet.

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10 hours ago, MoJames said:

Kit color schemes leaked for next season.

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/k1ny0b

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Gawd awful.

Blue with three white stripes on the shoulders should always be the home shirt.

On 11/27/2020 at 7:22 AM, TexArcher said:

Gawd awful.

Blue with three white stripes on the shoulders should always be the home shirt.

Nah. That was a good decade plus with Chelsea but home kit has historically been without the adidas stripes.

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Understood.  But the shoulder stripes were badass and immediately differentiated from any other solid blue team.

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Drink everytime Wener is offsides. 

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Looking like we're going to need Pulisic for 3 points today. Assuming he's actually fit. Chemistry down the left side is half a step off. Ziyech could always pull something out of his ass, though. 

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Just now, InkaUtexas said:

I will take his aggressive nature. He gets open and shoots. 

Of course. I'm being a little spoiled. Keeping the flag down a bit more often is all there is in the way of him becoming a bona fide world-class striker. 

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I'd like to see +Havertz +Pulisic, -Mount -Werner at 60'-65' and +Giroud - Tammy @ 70'-75'

Should be close to what Frank does I'm guessing

Yeah good plan. Good half, but need more chances forward. Gotta say I do like the defense. Close well and no one is getting excited or making mistakes. 

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3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Gotta say I do like the defense. Close well and no one is getting excited or making mistakes. 

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They're still making me nervous and haven't been tested a lot yet, but you're right - they are pretty settled and not chasing balls. Silva had a bad giveaway there in the 41st or 42nd. Mendy is nails. The best defense we've played is our ball control in the other half.

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Fuck. Tammy had that!

Related question - can we put Giroud's head on Tammy's body? That player would score 30 goals.

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James's crosses are so sexy.  You've got to score at least once on those last two.

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Reguilon is such a bitchass flopper. 

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Tammy. Wtf is you doing baby?

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