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Changing my subs call. Bring on Pulisic for Tammy. Shift Wener over.

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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yep. Tammy is not there today. 

 

Which means he'll score here in the next 7-8 minutes.

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Pls sub Frank. This XI isn't doing it.

@TexArcher maybe a little jittery knowing he's playing for his starting spot? That's what I'll choose to beleive.

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Thank you.

(Love the beard)

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That was the best play Tammy has made all day

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Really would have preferred to see 5 more minutes of Pulisic and Giroud. 

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So many stupid fouls today.

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I'm not faulting Frank because he has had a lot of new shit to deal with in the way of figuring out lineups, even though I would have liked to see the subs made sooner - but Tammy cannot have games like this when the top spot of the table is on the line - and the fact is he has too many games like this regardless of opponent.

The defense continues to impress minus a bad giveaway each by Silva and Zouma. Ziyech continues to be a fucking witch and probably the best player on our team right now. Wener and Mount showed quality. Reece was about as good as we can ask. Havertz, just, idk man. I hope he figures it out. It's easy to forget he's on the pitch sometimes.

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5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Tons of changes

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Good. Rest some guys, try a different look up top, get Pulisic back in the swing of things.

This is a big reason why winning our last match was huge.

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Our B team back 4 is playing like... a B team back 4.

Which is honestly progress. Our A team was playing like a B team for awhile there.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Our B team back 4 is playing like... a B team back 4.

Which is honestly progress. Our A team was playing like a B team for awhile there.

That's because our current B team was our A team.

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20 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Good opportunity to rest some guys and get others back to match fitness.

Guessing we see -Pulisic +Mount (maybe Billy if we're up 2 or 3-0?) and -Giroud +Tammy later.

Zero reason to play Werner. Burning him out is the last thing we want. 

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1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

That's because our current B team was our A team.

Youre Good Robert Deniro GIF

(and minus Zouma, but yes)

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This color guy fucking LOVES puli. Called him the best winger in England along with Mane during the restart and just referred to him as the best player on the pitch (which, is probably true, but still).

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Guessing we see -Pulisic +Mount (maybe Billy if we're up 2 or 3-0?) and -Giroud +Tammy later.

Zero reason to play Werner. Burning him out is the last thing we want. 

If the score stays the same, I'm guess the only subs we see are Gilmour, Ziyech, and Tammy.  Everyone else needs to rest adn the guys on the pitch need the time.

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This is quickly turning into an exhibition down the left side. Glad to see him pick right up from where he left off. Must be the beard.

I love watching Giroud try to press.  It makes me feel like I could play in the Premier League if I were a few inches taller. 

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Holy shit that backheel. That's new.

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Just now, Longhornfan1024 said:

I love watching Giroud try to press.  It makes me feel like I could play in the Premier League if I were a few inches taller. 

(and had elite finishing ability)

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I've never seen a team cry for so many non-handball handballs. And I've watched a lot of CONCACAF soccer.

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That's close to a red if Kai doesn't pass the ball.

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Very hard yellow followed by pretty soft yellow.

But ofc I'm biased.

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Decent first half. Should probably be more like 2-1 - Pulisic had a couple 40%ish chances and seems like we are lucky to not concede.

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I flipped to Texas bball.

Giroud having himself a hat trick, is he?

 

https://twitter.com/OptaJoe/status/1334249851391971336

34y 63d - Olivier Giroud is the oldest player in Champions League history to score a hat-trick, while he's the oldest to do it in the European Cup since Real Madrid's Ferenc Puskás in September 1965 (38y 173d v Feyenoord). Glorious.

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Four for Giroud.  I love that no one, including Jorgi, even approached the ball for the pk.  Team chemistry, there.

Jesus he just got another one from PK

Werner in for Giroud...I guess they are done scoring at 4 

4 - Olivier Giroud is the first Chelsea player to score four goals in a game since Frank Lampard in March 2010 vs Aston Villa, while he's the first to net four for Chelsea in a European Cup/Champions League game. Incredible.

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Lost in Giroud scoring 4 goals is Chelsea rolling out mostly 2nd stringers and absolutely drubbing a decent Sevilla team 4-0.

Lost in Giroud scoring 4 goals is Chelsea rolling out mostly 2nd stringers and absolutely drubbing a decent Sevilla team 4-0.
In Spain.

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Man what a forbodding start.

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That was so fucking sexy. Can't decide if the ball or the finish was the best part. 

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17 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Man what a forbodding start.

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We looked like shit until that goal 😁

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Christ we are playing sloppy. Thank God we equalized.

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Where tf is the card there?

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