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Leeds would do well in La Liga.

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Zouma quietly having a phenomenal year on both sides of the pitch.

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Fucking amazing ball by Kovacic. And good for Timo to square it back rather than take a poor chance.

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Why is Pulisic not in the 18?

Lampard playing it safe ig.

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Mendy what the fuck

Can we get a keeper that doesn't do shit like this?

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Well Reece came to play.

Oh my god.

Giroud whyyyy lol

Its just a matter of time until the equalizer happens. Numerous chances, just haven't got that perfect hook up yet

Another great chance for Mount there

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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ref is a fuckstick

Been poor all game.

Havertz needs to get his shit together. Either shoot it or don't. Just do SOMETHING with the ball.

Its just a matter of time until the equalizer happens. Numerous chances, just haven't got that perfect hook up yet
Welp there goes that idea

Wow...thanks to that review

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God. What a fucking trainwreck. 

Bailed out by VAR 😅

 

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Put Billy on the pitch. I've seen enough.

A lot of dudes playing like shit

Put Billy on the pitch. I've seen enough.
The 12 yr old is in lol
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5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

A lot of dudes playing like shit

I'm trying to find a silver lining in this one. I guess there's the fact that without a massive keeping fuckup this thing is still knotted and we maybe escape with a draw.

Please dear baby Jesus get Pulisic and Ziyech healthy. 

Our defense played fantastic. No good chances on goal and they end up winning with a PK. Our midfield was atrocious. Kai needs to start showing up. Without puli or ziyech out there we struggle. Hell of a game by James.

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Looking at the schedule - 10 in our next 4 and I would think we should be sitting pretty. @ Wolves, West Ham, @ Arsenal, Aston Villa. 12 points would obviously be best case and while I think it is possible I have to imagine we fuck around and tie one of those if not tie a couple or lose one. If Pulisic can just stay healthy for once anything less than 9 points and our title chances crater. 

Next 2 after that are Man City and @ Leicester. Having some insurance going into those 2 would be optimal. 

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Decent little read. Agree that we've kind of HAD to play him as of late. Do wonder if some time on the pine would let him see the game a bit differently and regroup mentally. Seems like he's almost hesitant to let his quality shine through at times. If we could take a little bit of overconfidence from Werner or Pulisic and give it to Kai we'd see perfect chemistry.

https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/platform/amp/2020/12/14/22173737/lampard-urges-patience-with-kai-havertz

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Service has been shit so far. D playing well. Kai needs to make his mind up before he gets the ball. Jesus fuck it's painful to watch. 

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Great corner in from Chilwell - Giroud puts it a little high off his head 

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We continue to look sloppy in the final third. Not sure why. Can probably chalk a little bit of it up to the constant lineup changes.

Really good shot there of Giroud coaching Puli and Puli taking it.

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Looks like we flipped Pulisic and Wener. I was honestly going to comment about how everything is going down the left because of Chilwell and Pulisic and it would be optimal to flip CP. Let's see how this works out.

Russell Westbrook thinks Kai Havertz is turning it over too much.

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus, Puli beat like 4 guys and got a corner.

Always rated him.

Jesus christ they like hitting crossbar and posts

OMFG, Zouma with a gorgeous high header...  Into the cross bar...  Christ...

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Russell Westbrook thinks Kai Havertz is turning it over too much.

I'm trying really hard to hold my tounge and not thread shit about it.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm trying really hard to hold my tounge and not thread shit about it.

I say go for it, its obvious.

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6 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I say go for it, its obvious.

We'll see how the 2nd half plays out. Or, I'll just let twitter chime in...

 

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I still feel like we're gonna net a pair in the second half.  Giroud gets his head on the end of a cross or corner and Puli scores with his foot.

And I think we may need both, because I'm not sure we're keeping a clean sheet.

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I still feel like we're gonna net a pair in the second half.  Giroud gets his head on the end of a cross or corner and Puli scores with his foot.

And I think we may need both, because I'm not sure we're keeping a clean sheet.

Here's hoping. I'd like to see +Kova +Tammy -Kai -Giroud

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There's Girouds! Fuck yeah.

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Oh fuck. Werner. Cmon man.

Can they not review the clear offsides I guess? 😆

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Fucking schoolboy defending bailed out by an offside.

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Kai getting possession in the final third fail lucy van pelt GIF by Peanuts

I did like that run into the box on Puli's service. Just needed a better head on the ball.

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