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that's funny.

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15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

fixed 

It's Ginny, I think short for Vagina

Motion for directed verdict of acquittal denied, as expected. 

Defense closing arguments objected to for venturing into political territory that was forbidden by trial judge.  That's unusual, and not really good for the defense.

Case to jury at 1037 CDT.

Gotta be guilty. I was told it was open and shut and there wouldn’t be much deliberation.

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In a better world, he’d be swinging from a rope this evening. With his buddy

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

In a better world, he’d be swinging from a rope this evening. With his buddy

Yeah, best we can hope is he "Epsteins" himself. 

 

Hillary can take the blame as usual 🤣

16 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

That little ball in that whistle

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

In a better world, he’d be swinging from a rope this evening. With his buddy

Should be dangling next to Trump, Stone, Flynn, Manafort, Barr, Meadows, and a bunch of others. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Should be dangling next to Trump, Stone, Flynn, Manafort, Barr, Meadows, and a bunch of others. 

Rudy Giuliani Wow GIF by MOODMAN
 

forgot a traitor 

Between this and the Hawley memes, I am very entertained today.

27 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

What happens now? Is he going to go to jail or anything?

30 minimum for each charge and cannot be served concurrently. 

So 60 days minimum.

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

She is definitely in the running for sexiest woman alive, Brisketexan edition.

21 minutes ago, The Dog said:

30 minimum for each charge and cannot be served concurrently. 

So 60 days minimum.

60 days without a bath is ok, but 60 days without a drink?

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1 hour ago, Hammerin Hank said:

What happens now? Is he going to go to jail or anything?

Oh please, it's not like he sold a little pot or something. He'll get a Susan Collins "concerned" face as punishment.

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7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Oh please, it's not like he sold a little pot or something. He'll get a Susan Collins "concerned" face as punishment.

That pig is a convicted felon, which I doubt helps in the sentencing guidelines.  30 days per count minimum per The Dog. 

I’d listen to him, he’s pre-med. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

jury goes into deliberations at 11:40.  lunch order in by noon.  figure they came to the verdict in the next 10 minutes or so.  lunch gets delivered by 12:45.  leisurely lunch, maybe some executive time, announced at 2:30. 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

30 minimum for each charge and cannot be served concurrently. 

So 60 days minimum.

definitely not as bad as filling out a provisional ballot. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Rudy Giuliani Wow GIF by MOODMAN
 

forgot a traitor 

Giuliani for starters. There are more. 

17 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

I wonder if this fucker is available

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4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I love her

 

Especially since she's saying it in a Mona Lisa Vito accent.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I love her

 

She had me at cirrhotic heap of [...] pork fat.

Posting a) for her Bama Chick beating prose and b) for his comments. It seems something like that won't go over well at sentencing.

 

I think Sloppy Steve meant "Go Medieval" as in "My syphilis will proceed to the tertiary phase as it often did in medieval times before antibiotics."

2 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

What happens now? Is he going to go to jail or anything?

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/2/192

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punishable by a fine of not more than $1,000 nor less than $100 and imprisonment in a common jail for not less than one month nor more than twelve months.

Haha, I didn't realize, it has a mandatory minimum!

49 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Posting a) for her Bama Chick beating prose and b) for his comments. It seems something like that won't go over well at sentencing.

 

May his cellmate be a Jan 6th Insurrectionist Q-drooler who is convinced that Bannon is a spy-robot, just like the birds.

15 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

May his cellmate be a Jan 6th Insurrectionist Q-drooler who is convinced that Bannon is a spy-robot, just like the birds.

The "common jail" part of the statute is amusing, too.  I don't think the feds tend to use the full-blown federal facilities for misdemeanants, which probably rules out a camp/club fed, anyway, although Ditch Pig Jenna went to Bryan.

Maybe they stick him in the PG County jail.  That would be fun for him, I bet.

22 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Might hate watch Rupar/Acyn/Kat Abu’s Twitter feeds.

 

Two white supremacists walk into a TV studio….

Any chance the judge gives him the maximum given the post trial shit talking and now going on tv for more?

29 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Might hate watch Rupar/Acyn/Kat Abu’s Twitter feeds.

 

Please say a bunch of stupid shit that makes the judge angry so he gives you the maximum sentence. 

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So when they see Steve freaking Bannon actually go to jail, everybody who hasn't already sung is lined up outside the Capitol to testify, whether they were subpoenaed or not, maybe?

Question.... is there an ongoing duty to cooperate? Or does his conviction effectively nullify the subpoenas? If they still want his cooperation do they just reissue the subpoenas to avoid potential double jeopardy? No idea in this area of law.

6 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Question.... is there an ongoing duty to cooperate? Or does his conviction effectively nullify the subpoenas? If they still want his cooperation do they just reissue the subpoenas to avoid potential double jeopardy? No idea in this area of law.

The reporting I heard was that this won’t force him to cooperate with the Committee.

He should probably be subpoenaed by the DOJ next but he’d just plead the fifth. The seditious conspirators aren’t going to talk. 

9 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Question.... is there an ongoing duty to cooperate? Or does his conviction effectively nullify the subpoenas? If they still want his cooperation do they just reissue the subpoenas to avoid potential double jeopardy? No idea in this area of law.

I believe that you are correct in that they can just subpoena him again.

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