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55 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This RNC is a sobering normalization of Trumpism and every disingenuous POS working for Dotard. 

This business is out of control. It's out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. 

Pouring another late night bourbon. 

If you were ever an active viewer of Survivor or Fear Factor then you are partly responsible for this shitshow. I was blind. I couldn't understand how all those idiots could watch reality tv and confuse it for reality but I just ignored it. Because my fellow Americans are mostly morons. I never imagined that the genre would take over our media-driven politics. 

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    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

So....

where are republicans getting this idea that Blacks who are Democrats means they can’t “think for themselves?”

 

I’m a seriously baffled at this “logic.”

They're like Aggies who believe that the only reason a person wouldn't burn with desire to be an Aggie is that the person has been misled, misinformed, brainwashed. In short, it's projection.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Yeah, I'm not going to bash her for her accent. Having learned another language and living in another country as a teenager, it's a tough one. My accent was better in French than hers in English, but I was a teenager. The older you are in learning a new language, the harder it is to acquire that new accent.

I will, however, make fun of that fake military garb she's wearing.

She was poorly served by the speech writers. Just boiler plate blather repeating the same uplifting stories over and over. I give her good marks for getting all the way through without anything more embarrassing than the content.

I didn't know what she sounded like. I was surprised. 

I thought the uniform looked Russian.

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Monika Lewinsky agrees with what you are saying.

Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket.

Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”.

She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades.

She did what thousands of young women have done throughout history - she stupidly fell under the thrall of a charismatic, powerful older man.

She broke no laws. She did not gain ANYTHING from her experience. She didn’t profit; she didn’t get a cushy job, nothing.

She actually couldn’t even get gainful employment for years because companies would see her name on her resume and bring her in for interviews with no intentions of even considering her, they just wanted to gawk and have a story to tell.

She is now a powerful advocate, activist, and speaker for anti-bullying groups and does excellent and important work.

No matter how much good she does in her life the first line in her obituary will be about her affair with Bill Clinton.

Seriously, fuck you for putting Monica Lewinsky’s name in the same neighborhood as Melania Trump’s.

Monica is 1,000 times the woman Melania is.
2 hours ago, Longhorn said:

My apologies. I’m over here trolling while everyone else on this thread is engaging in very serious debate and dialogue about the issues. Melania sucking Trumps dick, the big eyes from the Lt Gov of Florida eating people, Tiffany Trumps lack of plastic surgery, Trumps impeachment for violating Hatch Act, etc... I’ll bail out so you can get back to being so serious.  

You’re not trolling, you’re just a dumb motherfucker.

2 hours ago, Longhorn said:

Yes. I do think Trump needs to be investigated more. His team seems to frequently get a pass on serious things like this. Hatch Act, Logan Act, all of it.

So is there any particular reason you didn't feel obliged to point out these illegal acts the 100s of times the Trump administration committed them before the "other side" committed them?  You know, other than being full of shit.

2 hours ago, Rougarou said:

Is this like an Aggy game thread where people are watching, but rooting against the players and then commenting on it and either gaining a lot of feel goods and lolz from the boneheaded stuff but also making themselves unnecessarily angry and resentful because just watching them exist makes you think of all the things you hate about them and disagree with?

Schadenfreude can be healthy, I think, but this ain't that. This is like watching a large group of likeminded and opposite-minded-than-yourself people echo-chamber and get artificially high off emotions. I would think this would be horrid to watch. But, by all means, keep posting the updates.

You are a pitiable fool who desperately wishes the Republican Party weren't as contemptible as it is. I feel sorry for you.

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Um, yeah.

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You don't understand. He can't think she's attractive because she's black.

p.s. Based on historical Republican repression versus public statements there is a 90% chance that Longhorn has roots in Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, or Delaware. 

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52 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m gonna have nightmares.

 

Am I a simp for still wanting to extend an olive branch to Barron? I guess if he picks a UPenn or Georgetown hat off the table I’ll be made to look the fool.

OTOH, Tiff showed out well to the base with her “you ARE a Trump fan” horse cockery. Are the younger ones an even more reprehensible breed?

 

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I give all minor children of politicians a pass no matter how odious their parents are.

 

How many of us on this board have lamented about our very own Trumpkin parents?

 

If Barron grows up and falls in line with his genetics and ends up as rancid, repellent, and repugnant as his siblings and his parents then he can fuck off too.

 

But he gets no hate from me until he earns it through his own actions as an adult.

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You are a pitiable fool who desperately wishes the Republican Party weren't as contemptible as it is. I feel sorry for you.

He's got the same gimmick as that DSA person from the scat site. 

5 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Um, yeah.

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Unlike Ivanka and Melania, that's all real, baby. 

I notice that the WH is playing some angle that Melania didn’t vet her speech with the WH or the campaign. Bullshit. No one is reading a speech at the Convention that isn’t pre-read by the campaign. And if they have a problem with hers or anyone speech, they will take action.

they obviously cannot prevent a live speaker from going off script but I also wonder if they have a delay. And honesty I wouldn’t blame them.

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you were ever an active viewer of Survivor or Fear Factor then you are partly responsible for this shitshow. I was blind. I couldn't understand how all those idiots could watch reality tv and confuse it for reality but I just ignored it. Because my fellow Americans are mostly morons. I never imagined that the genre would take over our media-driven politics. 

This is probably the most accurate post in the history of CR. There's more to it than just this but this encapsulates the cultural problem perfectly.

So glad the DNC showcased all those Republicans that are now beta cuck commie anarchists supporting Chairman Mao Biden.

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I notice that the WH is playing some angle that Melania didn’t vet her speech with the WH or the campaign. Bullshit. No one is reading a speech at the Convention that isn’t pre-read by the campaign. And if they have a problem with hers or anyone speech, they will take action.

they obviously cannot prevent a live speaker from going off script but I also wonder if they have a delay. And honesty I wouldn’t blame them.

There was a republican aide to Melania or her COS or something on NPR yesterday. She swore up and down that Melania 100% wrote her own speech last night, particularly after she got roasted for plagiarizing a Michelle Obama speech last time. Swore she had no writers and it was close to her heart, etc. not sure that 100% jibes with that complaint, just passing along info fwiw. 

And we should believe that person because everyone associated with this flaming bag of dog shit administration is so truthful and honest.

 CNN loves them some hurricanes but they will be hard pressed to switch away from rnc broadcast if only to keep the bias accusations to a minimum.

7 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

This fucking cunt/whore

 

 

8 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You are a pitiable fool who desperately wishes the Republican Party weren't as contemptible as it is. I feel sorry for you.

While we can disagree in the margins here where you choose to be, how can we say, "less than gracious" in describing me personally, I agree with you and I think anyone who has ever identified or aligned with what used to be more conservative, "Republican" values and politics (and even those who never have) as they were known in days of yore, would agree that the Republican Party is pretty rancid and disgusting right now and, O were it not so!

If the Republican party was not as contemptible and broken, how much better that would be, especially as the prevailing party of today and when you consider that no less than 30% of Americans will support it in name.

I don't know who or what DSA is or means.

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8 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You don't understand. He can't think she's attractive because she's black.

p.s. Based on historical Republican repression versus public statements there is a 90% chance that Longhorn has roots in Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, or Delaware. 

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Well I didn't think I searched for lesbian THAT many times.

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wonder if they'll make room in the schedule for the kid who murdered some people in Kenosha last night

I hate to get the flag code idiocy hyped again, but those flags really bothered me.

9 minutes ago, woohorn said:

I hate to get the flag code idiocy hyped again, but those flags really bothered me.
 

 

probably due to DoTArD humping  grabbing them by the pussy expressing his respect to the flags

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speaking of, they interviewed some fuckstick on NPR this morning who was getting all emotional about people "stepping on and burning the flag" as a sign of protest. Of course, the interviewer didn't ask him how he felt about dOTard making a dumb ass face as he grabs and hugs the flag (in other words turns it into a political prop) whenever there is a camera in the room.

9 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You don't understand. He can't think she's attractive because she's black.

p.s. Based on historical Republican repression versus public statements there is a 90% chance that Longhorn has roots in Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, or Delaware. 

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So Trump will deliver his Thursday speech outside the White House (on WH grounds)?

 

Unrelated, and really just out of curiosity, how far does the sound from an airhorn travel?  And what if you had like 2000 of them?

15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

She sounds so freaking Russian right now.

Well, she was wearing a Soviet military uniform.

4 hours ago, woohorn said:

I hate to get the flag code idiocy hyped again, but those flags really bothered me.
 

The flags were wrinkled because Dotard dry humped them when he thought he was on camera earlier.  He stopped when he realized he wasn't.

Will Kyle Rittenhouse get his pardon in time to be keynote speaker?

The convention will be the ultimate alternate universe this evening.  The following are major new stories, but we will be regaled with tales about how bad Biden is and how great things are great here in the good ole' USA.  There will be scant mention (if any) of the following:

-No games played in a professional sports league as a protest over a black man being shot in the back in front of his kids, along with a 17 year old opening fire on protesters;

-A Category 4 hurricane less than a day from landfall, with another tropical storm on its heels;

-Covid 19

 

 

19 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Fun fact: you can text things other than "vote," like, for example, "Go fuck a goat" to 88022.

Or "Enjoy prison!"

Do we have the ratings for night 2 yet?
 

definitely hoping they’re lower than the DNC again.

10 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Do we have the ratings for night 2 yet?
 

definitely hoping they’re lower than the DNC again.

The Republicans’ audience on Tuesday was slightly better than the second night of the Democratic National Convention held last week, which had 19.2 million viewers. Over four nights, the DNC’s presentation averaged 21.6 million viewers.

But of course.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/immigrants-in-trump-led-ceremony-didnt-know-they-would-appear-at-rnc-11598481345

 

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Sudha Narayanan and Neimat Awadelseid looked forward to Tuesday—the day, after a yearslong process, they would become U.S. citizens. They found out only minutes before the ceremony that President Trump would attend, and they didn’t know it would be aired during the Republican convention that night.

 

 

It's gonna be a doozie with the RNC going up against the NBA playoffs getting protested by the players tonight

Grifters all the way down.

Can’t verify whether or not he’s been booted tonight.

 

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I took last night off but I've got it on ABC tonight instead of C-Span. They've got a sidebar that says Kellyanne is still slated to speak as well as Pence. Wish Kellyanne had an audience so people could heckle.

Yea. Send out the Rabbi to comfort all the people of Lake Charles, Louisiana over the storm.

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