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#1101
2 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

This speech is fine and all, I just wish I knew what the top 5 issues were for registered voters.

Pretty sure the Houston Rodeo is on the list. 

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#1102
Just now, mdmost said:

I would shit my pants right now if Trump started naming off the top 5 issues with registered voters. 

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#1107

Bernie with the zinger! 

i'm not even watching but this page has made me LOL numerous times. thanks to y'all for enduring it.

#1111

the cnn fact check thing is being way too nice. they need to lower the fucking boom, instead they are all like "biden said he would shut down america if scientists recommended"

fuck that. "trump never actually shit down america"

 

#1113
8 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Whoa.  I wonder if she’s walked in on them.

if Melania ever does a tell all book after she divorces him, it might be the biggest best seller in history.

playing the long game. its what #&(#(#s do

#1115
Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Hilarious for a party that didn't release a platform.

I disagree. The platform is simply, Trump. 

#1116

If this guy had shut down european travel at the same time as china and simply told people to wear masks he would be teabagging joe right now.  Think about that shit while you ponder the precarious state of our democracy. 

#1118
Just now, Anastasis said:

If this guy had shut down european travel at the same time as china and simply told people to wear masks he would be teabagging joe right now.  Think about that shit while you ponder the precarious state of our democracy. 

I think of it more as it took 178,000 people, a collapsed economy, 14 million people being out of work, schools shut down, and businesses closing to even get us to the point where Trump losing is a possibility. 

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#1122
3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

 

fuck that. "trump never actually shit down america"

 

He actually shit ON America. 

#1123
Just now, mdmost said:

I think of it more as it took 178,000 people, a collapsed economy, 14 million people being out of work, schools shut down, and businesses closing to even get us to the point where Trump losing is a possibility. 

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#1131
18 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Jesus fucking christ Nicole you've said what the most important issues to voters are like a dozen times. Are you off on another bender or something?

What’s wrong with being on a bender?

#1133

Trump stands with the men and women of law enforcement. Except all of the men and women of law enforcement investigating Trump’s crimes.

#1135
Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

What’s wrong with being on a bender?

They just don’t like me. It’s cool. 

#1136
Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

What’s wrong with being on a bender?

Pandemic acceptable imo. 

#1138

it is a minor thing but the state of the flags behind the orange shitgibbon underlines the disorganization of the administration. it ain't symmetrical and the flags are all wrinkled like they were just taken out of shrink wrap. "i need a shitload of flags" seems to have been the instruction. 

#1140
Just now, washparkhorn said:

Do trumpkins not understand Bernie and the left LOST? 

Dummy-dum-dums. 

But Biden is their Trojan horse apparently...according to Trump. 

#1143
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What’s wrong with being on a bender?

It's a got dam American right. Amen.

Nicole - Hook 'em. 

#1149

“We can’t possibly endure all these terrible tragedies I’m letting happen. Vote for me!”

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