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  • You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

  • Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

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#1160
Just now, Thiefery said:

i don't get it.. if he can't control democrat lead disaster cities..  why vote for him?

“I would cure all your ills, if only those wicked [insert out-group scapegoat here] would stop conspiring against us.”

- Jim Jones

- Donald Trump

#1161
Just now, BrickHorn said:

Oh man, I hate all those radical liberal *checks notes* ...criminal prosecutors!

His speechwriters have no clue how to piece all of this word salad together. He has no ideology. 

#1163
Just now, Thiefery said:

i don't get it.. if he can't control democrat lead disaster cities..  why vote for him?

He and others in the administration have actually been surprisingly clear on this...they aren't going to go in unless requested by the cities/states.  I give most all presidents credit for this, they do seem to understand separation of states rights vs federal rights.

#1165
10 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump stands with the men and women of law enforcement. Except all of the men and women of law enforcement investigating Trump’s crimes.

Well, that's different.

#1167

I wish there was some magical way to make the flags keep multiplying every time they cut away and then return. Just hundreds upon hundreds of flags behind him. 

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#1169
Just now, woohorn said:

Damn. Right out in the open...
 

He's riffing now.  Please, please, please say something that's really Presidential. 

#1173
8 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

The flags look like a bridesmaid dress after a Czech wedding in a barn. 

 

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#1174

If you vote for Biden, right after your house loses power/electricity his supporters will burn it to the ground with you in it. 178,000 lives may have been lost to Covid, but we are all gonna die if Biden wins. I guess that’s what he is trying to say. I’m surprised he hasn’t tweeted from the podium honestly. “Best speech I have ever given.” 

#1175
Just now, Brandon said:

an hour of this mouth breather... make it end, this is boring 

Trump has gotten so boring. He’s almost as bland as Pence.

#1177
16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

9th month abortion straw man, drink!

Biden wants to approve drowning unwanted newborns upon arrival.

#1179

Trump: I’m the criminal reform candidate, I got a black lady out of prison and everything!
also trump: I want to hire more cops and prosecutors and have them go ham on inner cities. 

#1182
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

If you vote for Biden, right after your house loses power/electricity his supporters will burn it to the ground with you in it. 178,000 lives may have been lost to Covid, but we are all gonna die if Biden wins. I guess that’s what he is trying to say. I’m surprised he hasn’t tweeted from the podium honestly. “Best speech I have ever given.” 

 

#1183
Just now, Mo Horn said:

Hasn't he already covered all this already tonight? 

it's only like the third time tonight

#1187
4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

You can't even say the n word anymore.

Unless you are black rapper!   Rappers are the real racists!  Anyone ever hear Abraham Lincoln rap? 

#1190
Just now, Nicole44 said:

Do voters care about Mars though? Or having a flag on it? 

If you don't want a SPACE FORCE, you can just git out!

#1192
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Did this fucking lunatic just take credit for low gas prices right now?!

 

Didn’t take the virus seriously, crashed the economy, then brags about the low gas prices that come from so few people having a job to drive to...Christ 

#1193

“There’s never been a bigger difference between two parties and candidates.”

He is this close to getting it.

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#1195
Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

Dave Clarke (WaPo) and Yamiche Alcindor (NPR) tweeting that guests were NOT tested at the event....

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#1199
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

If you don't want a SPACE FORCE, you can just git out!

Mars!!!!! We’re gonna land there! And we’re gonna make sure Pluto is named a planet again. 

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