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30 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Seriously, Haley is the great hope of the Republican future?  She can't even deliver a speech without it sounding obscenely rehearsed and plastic.  

Josh Hawley and Don Jr. are going to crazy it up in 2024.  This shit ain't over.

I been saying it for a while: Mitt Romney is going to emerge from the ashes to run again in 2024.  Every other Repub is sullied, but he voted to impeach.  The whores will come around since he'll be the only one not as toxic as them.

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I get evetything you're saying..and I know we don't have a three-candidate system.  Viably, at least.  But imagine if Mitt Romney was running right now, how less drunk most of us would be every night knowing we were going in a better direction

i failed every class and south carolina elected me to the senate! vote republican!

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I been saying it for a while: Mitt Romney is going to emerge from the ashes to run again in 2024.  Every other Repub is sullied, but he voted to impeach.  The whores will come around since he'll be the only one not as toxic as them.

not a chance.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

I been saying it for a while: Mitt Romney is going to emerge from the ashes to run again in 2024.  Every other Repub is sullied, but he voted to impeach.  The whores will come around since he'll be the only one not as toxic as them.

Nope. Romney would lose the Republican primary to either the pillow guy or Jeffrey Epstein, depending on who trump decided to endorse. That is how far gone the party is. They are not coming back.

Just now, elfenix said:

i failed every class and south carolina elected me to the senate! vote republican!

I met a guy at Chick Fil A! Vote Republican!

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I been saying it for a while: Mitt Romney is going to emerge from the ashes to run again in 2024.  Every other Repub is sullied, but he voted to impeach.  The whores will come around since he'll be the only one not as toxic as them.

Not sure who the Republicans roll out in 2024, but it is going to be tough to beat Beto, Buttigieg, or Williamson next time around. Stacked talent.

I could see a Romney resurgence under one circumstance. Dotard gets throttled this election. The party will spend the next 3 years pretending like he was an evil rebel force that took over the party for a short time but was never a “real republican”. If it’s close they will still think they can win with the dotard crowd.

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i failed every class and south carolina elected me to the senate! vote republican!

He was originally appointed by Haley.  They'll likely both run against one another for prez, amongst others, in 2024.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

Not sure who the Republicans roll out in 2024, but it is going to be tough to beat Beto, Buttigieg, or Williamson next time around. Stacked talent.

Win or lose this election, Harris is the front runner and she will be tough to beat.

CNN dressed up a thumb in a suit to talk about Biden’s socialism.

I like how the same people criticizing Kamala Harris for "sleeping her way to the top" are cheering on a woman saying "you are capable!!!" during a speaking slot that she would have never even sniffed if she wasn't fucking the son of the president.

Just now, BradInATX said:

I like how the same people criticizing Kamala Harris for "sleeping her way to the top" are cheering on a woman saying "you are capable!!!" during a speaking slot that she would have never even sniffed if she wasn't fucking the son of the president.

But that's different.  Like Trump's executive orders are different from Obama's.  Like Trump's golf outings and family outings on taxpayer money are different from Obama's.  It's just different.

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

CNN dressed up a thumb in a suit to talk about Biden’s socialism.

It's Schrader-brau time!!

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4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I like how the same people criticizing Kamala Harris for "sleeping her way to the top" are cheering on a woman saying "you are capable!!!" during a speaking slot that she would have never even sniffed if she wasn't fucking the son of the president.

Oh come on. That’s a pretty unfair assumption. You and I both know it’s equally likely she’s fucking the poolboy of the son of the President.

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2 hours ago, elfenix said:

there's like 4 people in unions anymore that aren't cops or firefighters

You are overlooking the hundreds of thousands of us in the entertainment industry....

13 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I could see a Romney resurgence under one circumstance. Dotard gets throttled this election. The party will spend the next 3 years pretending like he was an evil rebel force that took over the party for a short time but was never a “real republican”. If it’s close they will still think they can win with the dotard crowd.

"that guy was such asshole!  sure glad he's gone!"

this stands a very real chance of happening.  republican memories are very short.  see, e.g., "donald trump got us out of the wars [that we started]!

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15 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

Win or lose this election, Harris is the front runner and she will be tough to beat.

Why didn’t she run for President this time around?

Just now, Longhorn said:

Why didn’t she run for President this time around?

You’re pretty shitty at being a troll. Try harder.

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"that guy was such asshole!  sure glad he's gone!"

this stands a very real chance of happening.  republican memories are very short.  see, e.g., "donald trump got us out of the wars [that we started]!

If he gets his ass kicked this year, it will be really hard to find somebody that will admit they voted for him 3 years from now. 

22 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I like how the same people criticizing Kamala Harris for "sleeping her way to the top" are cheering on a woman saying "you are capable!!!" during a speaking slot that she would have never even sniffed if she wasn't fucking the son of the president.

How do you know Cocaine dick junior has ever even fucked her?

 

#checkmatelibtards

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Here, let me open your beer for you.

Me:  It's not a twist-off.  

2 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

If he gets his ass kicked this year, it will be really hard to find somebody that will admit they voted for him 3 years from now. 

I've been saying since Trump was elected that in 25 years it will be impossible to find anyone who voted for him, the same way it's impossible to find anyone who bought one of the 20 million Nickelback albums that were sold in this country.

oddly enough, that's also their coke budget

 

35 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I like how the same people criticizing Kamala Harris for "sleeping her way to the top" are cheering on a woman saying "you are capable!!!" during a speaking slot that she would have never even sniffed if she wasn't fucking the son of the president.

Oh, I wouldn't say she's been fucking him, Bob.  Good luck with all your firings though.  

Colbert is killing it in his recap of the RNC.

16 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

A lot of people give Mark McCloskey (Saint Louis 'Gun Guy') a lot of shit for wielding that assault riffle.  Saying he has a big gun to compensate for his small stature and tiny dick.  Look at his wife's hand...what possible chance did his dick have after that kind of Handjob Honeymoon? 

Looking down at my dick with that fucking jaw of life clinging to it, I'd sure as shit buy a jacked up F-250 and every high-capacity rifle I legally own as a lawyer.  

I spent almost two hours listening to Fox New give more than half an hour to non-whites interviewing and asking their opinions....

 

WOW... cool that every four years that happens....

 

 

 

I am also glad that Tim Scott was not alone tonight.

59 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump spoke this afternoon. He asked for 12 more years and smirked when a heckler called Obama a “monkey.” I’m not kidding.

Like anyone could ever know that.

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Nope. Romney would lose the Republican primary to either the pillow guy or Jeffrey Epstein, depending on who trump decided to endorse. That is how far gone the party is. They are not coming back.

if he's alive enough to endorse somebody, he's running again.

and it'll be glorious.

40 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

The end of Kimberly’s speech was cray cray. 

 

 

her and don jr need to lay off the coke 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

her and don jr need to lay off the coke 

Or just do it all at once.

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

The end of Kimberly’s speech was cray cray. 

 


 

 

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

shouldn't heavy cocaine use = cocaine thin ?

 

also, angry karen alert !!!!

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