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1 hour ago, horn4life said:

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Gov. Gavin Newsom's ex-wife.

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    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

  • Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

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21 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Gov. Gavin Newsom's ex-wife.

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2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

SIAP...One of these is the America I want to live in.

 

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People on the right look like they just got arrested. Must be the employees of the Trump WH. 

54 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This is hilarious.
 

A little bit of Eva Peron and Adolf H impressions. 

19 hours ago, TexArcher said:

OMFG, what a god damned lunatic.  

Agreed, but is it wrong that I would like to hate fuck the shit out of her?  

33 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

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38 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Goddamn I hate this vile doof 

Well if you remember that every accusation is a confession, this makes perfect sense.  
 

Read in 538 that Republican Party leaders preferred more extreme candidates at a 10-1 clip whereas Democrats just 2-1...which makes perfect sense when you hear GOP rail against ‘extreme socialism’ from the other side.  
 

Whoever coined that term first really deserves a medal.  

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This is hilarious.
 

That bottom one is a bit unsettling.  I didn't run it through Google translate for fear of getting cursed, but it definitely sounds like a mix of Russian and witch.

 

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Think of any progress made since 1789 (birth of the Constitution)......now roll all of it back.  See, and y'all said the RNC didn't have an actual platform!

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

All of this.  Listen to the speeches and the energy.  Does it remind you of Hiter-esque nationalist screeds?  Of course.  Then remember this: those screeds WORKED.

The GOP is running time-honored, proven plays.  They WILL get their base out to vote, at some ridiculous number - think 95%.  Even if only 40% of America is Trumpist nuts, at 95% turnout, 40% support gets you re-elected.

This race will never be anything better than a tossup.

This,

the army of Sauron will be voting like their leader tells them to, this will be a very close election and of Dems don’t show up; they will steal it. 
the reps will get them mad and march to the voting booths 

3 hours ago, Mapache said:

 

Is that Howard Dean?

59 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
 

She looks like Ralph Wiggum.

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Ralph may be mentally challenged, eats his paste and crayons, addicted to Tomacco and not understand why bananas don’t roll down the aisle of a bus...but he has compassion, a humanity and an eagerness to accept anyone.  I’d take him over the GOP speakers any day.  

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So, let's summarize the awesomeness from the RNC speaker list:

A person who believes that women shouldn't have the right to vote.

A person who traffics in anti-semitic conspiracy theories ripped from "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion."

A couple who are facing criminal charges for pointing guns at peaceful protesters.

 

And they may well win this election.  This is where you are.  And some of you people think that this country is salvageable.  Bitch please.

3 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Goddamn I hate this vile doof 

I’d have more respect for them if they just said, damn right I was fucked up.

Higher than a balloon’s butt.  Gotta good deal from my friend Tomás.

I don't have much drug experience, and certainly none since the advent of social media.  But what I do know is that if someone compares your national television appearance to that of a childhood favorite Muppet doing what appears to be at least a full gram of blow (hard to say because some Kermits are hand-sized, others are a few feet tall).....just let it go.  You win nothing by acknowledging it.  Just laugh it off.  I brought this up in another thread a week ago that they shouldn't bring up drug use by Hunter since Don, Jr. does comical amounts of blow.  And now they've dragged a damn muppet into it.  The one time Don, Jr. was in Austin awhile back for......he literally had done all the blow at the event.  People had to scatter to nearby bars to try to track some down because he and his entourage had done all of it.  Keith Richards has more tact.  

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Her Tweet has now led to her speech being cancelled.  BUT CANCEL CULTURE!!!!

More on Aggy Abby Johnson: It's worth noting that she's also in favor of racial profiling, even of her own son.

Short 4-post thread. The last one is really a jaw dropper in how she distinguishes between her big brown son and her nerdy white ones.

 

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

More on Aggy Abby Johnson: It's worth noting that she's also in favor of racial profiling, even of her own son.

Short 4-post thread. The last one is really a jaw dropper in how she distinguishes between her big brown son and her nerdy white ones.

 

"I mean, it's just a fact....the niggras are more dangerous than white folks.  Just look at the numbers!"  - literally every fucking racist ever.

THIS PERSON HAS THE PODIUM AT THE RNC.

When the GOP tells you who they are, believe them.

This ending early tonight...... Again?! 

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"I mean, it's just a fact....the niggras are more dangerous than white folks.  Just look at the numbers!"  - literally every fucking racist ever.

THIS PERSON HAS THE PODIUM AT THE RNC.

When the GOP tells you who they are, believe them.

Oh, I do, ever since the days of Jesse Helms, Pat Buchanan with his culture wars, and Newt Gingrich. That period is when I became really wary of the GOP and abandoned any childhood beliefs I held about them being a positive influence on American society.

I tried to mostly skip the first day but saw the highlights of DTjr. Guilfoyle and him did a shit  ton of coke and probably spent a few hours last night wondering why his dick didn’t work. Probably had a shitty hangover cause I know they don’t buy good coke

Am I watching the 700 Club?

here's an atheist to tell you about the transformative power of reading the bible

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Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

Trump sounds like a 2nd grader reading a book. The cadence is up and down as he struggles to read.

So he gave a pardon in return for a political favor (convention speech)?  Sounds very legal and very cool.

where is this guy's neighbor when you need him

 

4 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

So he gave a pardon in return for a political favor (convention speech)?  Sounds very legal and very cool.

he'll get a pardon

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

LOLTACULAR

Holy crapweasel, they're gonna let Eric Trump talk tonight?

Yessssssssssss.

Im old enough to remember when Ron Paul was tha Libertarian Gawd. He, along with his son, are dipshits who fly under the radar cause they have zero expectations and don’t have to do anything of substance. Much like a libertarian vote.

Biden will be controlled by "environmental extremists" who want the planet to still be habitable in 50 years, dipshit.

5 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Im old enough to remember when Ron Paul was tha Libertarian Gawd. He, along with his son, are dipshits who fly under the radar cause they have zero expectations and don’t have to do anything of substance. Much like a libertarian vote.

The Paul family pretty much seals the deal on the fact that "libertarianism" is utter bullshit - it's just an excuse for opposing anything that has ever helped anyone, and to support authoritarianism and fascism.  "Liberty" for the rich and powerful, subjugation and obedience for their lessers.  Fuck the Pauls.

Did I miss a recession in 2015? 

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16 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

Trump has a cult and has killed a bunch of people with his actions. Game respect game?

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