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  • You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

  • Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

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#604

Well shit, how come I could never use locker rooms with girls when I was in high school? 

#605

"Democrats tried to make faith organizations pay for abortion-inducing drugs."

You know what, honey, I'm anti-war and I don't want to pay for bombs.  But y'all make me. 

If you want to decide what your tax dollars go toward, run for Congress, stupid.

 

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#606
3 hours ago, Gap03 said:

That bottom one is a bit unsettling.  I didn't run it through Google translate for fear of getting cursed, but it definitely sounds like a mix of Russian and witch.

 

That’s some evil backwoods devil talk.

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#609

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

So, let's summarize the awesomeness from the RNC speaker list:

A person who believes that women shouldn't have the right to vote.

A person who traffics in anti-semitic conspiracy theories ripped from "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion."

A couple who are facing criminal charges for pointing guns at peaceful protesters.

 

And they may well win this election.  This is where you are.  And some of you people think that this country is salvageable.  Bitch please.

You saying the Democrats can't reach across the aisle and compromise with these people?  But both sides.  

#611
Just now, SimonBolivar said:

What kind of doctor is allowing random people to help with procedures?

A made-up one.

#612
48 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

This ending early tonight...... Again?! 

It can end whenever they want it to--there's no platform.  People speak, some get cancelled for hate speech, and it ends with a Trump.  What more can their pillaging followers want?

#614
Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Had no idea this kid was special needs.

MAGA hat out front shoulda told ya.

#616
5 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

What kind of doctor is allowing random people to help with procedures?

Dr Feelgood

#618
55 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

This ending early tonight...... Again?! 

Old people can’t stay up late?

#620
36 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

So he gave a pardon in return for a political favor (convention speech)?  Sounds very legal and very cool.

Mueller should pass off his trial questions to the moderator at one of the debates and let DOTARD go yard.  

#625

Pam Bondi is accusing Joe Biden of using his office to benefit his family during a convention to support Donald Trump.

The truth has lost all relevance in this country.  It's worthless if half the people refuse to listen to it.

#626
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Pam Bondi is accusing Joe Biden of using his office to benefit his family during a convention to support Donald Trump.

The truth has lost all relevance in this country.  It's worthless if half the people refuse to listen to it.

 

#627
Just now, TexArcher said:

Pam Bondi is accusing Joe Biden of using his office to benefit his family during a convention to support Donald Trump.

The truth has lost all relevance in this country.  It's worthless if half the people refuse to listen to it.

No no no. They did it, so it's ok now. Regardless if it's right or wrong. 

#629

Turned it on for a few minutes, turning it back off.

I wish both parties would just take this honest approach when they try to sell why they are running for office.

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#632
2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

So that's why Tiffany Trump was hidden away at law school.

She's been so busy with her studies that she hasn't had time to get $700,000 worth of plastic surgery like her sister.

#635
23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Pam Bondi is accusing Joe Biden of using his office to benefit his family during a convention to support Donald Trump.

The truth has lost all relevance in this country.  It's worthless if half the people refuse to listen to it.

 

 

 

 

#638
2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

You know except all those other countries that are free.

American exceptionalism!

#640

It's really disgusting how they're using the White House as a personal prop and how it's not being called out as an illegal violation of the Hatch Act.

#641

Socialism mother fuckers.

 

Donald Trump is a warrior for Capitalism that threatens and bullies private companies and interferes in the market on a regular basis. Tosses 22 billion dollars at farmers by raising tarrifs. And so on...

#645

Pretty sure the Hispanic guy doesn't speak any English and was just pulled from the kitchen and has no idea what's going on 

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