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  • You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

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    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

  • Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

Yeah, that stood out to me too as being highly questionable. But are you going to argue that using the White House as a prop isn't worse? Or have the Secretary of Homeland Security using the weight of his office to state in a campaign event that his boss returned "integrity to our immigration system?"

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

But Hawaiians?

You guys have only one lame move.

I think they were Samoans.

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

But Hawaiians?

You guys have only one lame move.

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

Just now, bolverk said:

Yeah, that stood out to me too as being highly questionable. But are you going to argue that using the White House as a prop isn't worse? Or have the Secretary of Homeland Security using the weight of his office to state in a campaign event that his boss returned "integrity to our immigration system?"

He’s not here to argue shit. Just but Hillary, but Obama etc. etc.

Plus he’s obviously a big longhorn fan. Just look at his name and avatar.

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I believe the Secretary of State was called out as well or did he scratch?

Let's just say the Trump Administration has violated the Hatch Act so many times it's probably noticeable when they DON"T break it.

Just now, Longhorn said:

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

You must be a big fan of the Longhorns. 

1 minute ago, Longhorn said:

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

 

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1 minute ago, Longhorn said:

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

White House = a couple soldiers on a beach. Whatever dude. 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

It's wrong all 4 times, including when the dems did it, and the at last count 3  brazen Hatch Act violations tonight along with some FEC violations.    

Edit to add because I miscounted.  There's at least 4 brazen Hatch Act violations tonight alone by the GOP.

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

Its actually wrong for both to do it.

You don’t get shit, troll.

A vote for Trump is a vote for the American flag, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

No, it isn't only wrong when the President does it. You don't get it. A delegate, holding a job and with a staff of zero making a mistake resulting in a violation is absolutely no different than a Commander in Chief with a staff of (checks notes) hundreds who could be keeping track of campaign rules and informing the President when he's not golfing, tweeting, or watching Fox television. No difference there at all.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

Your own article says those two Army reservists are being investigated for their participation in a campaign event. Are you cool with Trump and Wolf and everyone else involved with holding this convention at the White House also being investigated? Every single government employee?

He actually fucking said that a vote for Trump is a vote for the American flag.

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

He actually fucking said that a vote for Trump is a vote for the American flag.

 

At least he didn't look and act coked up like his brother?

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Your own article says those two Army reservists are being investigated for their participation in a campaign event. Are you cool with Trump and Wolf and everyone else involved with holding this convention at the White House also being investigated? Every single government employee?

Yes. I do think Trump needs to be investigated more. His team seems to frequently get a pass on serious things like this. Hatch Act, Logan Act, all of it.

I really hope Daniel Cameron runs for president someday.  He looks presidential, he's smart, he's articulate, and he'll get like 0.3% of the primary vote, because, well, you know...

 

Daniel Cameron doing a good job. Why the fuck didn't they have more people like that instead of the nutjobs?

 

yeah the chinamen allowed the virus to spread death and destruction in america

Hatch Act, anyone?

2 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

Yes. I do think Trump needs to be investigated more. His team seems to frequently get a pass on serious things like this. Hatch Act, Logan Act, all of it.

Good. Let's hold all accountable for it.. You do the crime, you pay the time.

Law and order and all that.

Whose gonna tell those 5 permanent residents that Chad Wolf can't legally oversee that ceremony?

Just now, Pancho said:

where are republicans getting this idea that Blacks who are Democrats means they can’t “think for themselves?”

 

I’m a seriously baffled at this “logic.”

Republicans have a hard time understanding Blacks.  They think having one Black friend and not saying the n word in public makes them not racist.  

Melanie speaks several languages just not english.

I am just now paying attention. So...they are doing the convention from the White House?

Michelle was a whore for showing her shoulders that one time, but Melania can pose nude and still be classy.  Because reasons.

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


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Fox always going for the ratings.

She sounds so freaking Russian right now.

Who wore it better, Fidel Castro or Melanie Trump?

 

Melania to healthcare workers: “Tank you veddy much!”

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Just now, F250 said:

Who wore it better, Fidel Castro or Melanie Trump?

 

Melania whored better.

If y'all hadn't noticed, they had to drop one of their speakers tonight.

 

at least she's lying about trying to solve the pandemic

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Shouldn’t this chick be seducing Bond and trying to steal the microfilm from his cuff links?

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

If y'all hadn't noticed, they had to drop one of their speakers tonight.

You sure they're not moving her to the finale?

I vant to tank my parents for everyting they have done for our family. It is because of you that I stand here today. And it is because of chain migration that you stand here today.

Melania got her citizenship through hard work. 

Must be very tough to suck the herped up dick of an overweight piece of shit 30 years your senior. 

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Michelle was a whore for showing her shoulders that one time, but Melania can pose nude and still be classy.  Because reasons.

You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

Yeah, I'm not going to bash her for her accent. Having learned another language and living in another country as a teenager, it's a tough one. My accent was better in French than hers in English, but I was a teenager. The older you are in learning a new language, the harder it is to acquire that new accent.

I will, however, make fun of that fake military garb she's wearing.

This is a hostage speech. 

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