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1 minute ago, Longhorn said:

You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

Pretty sure that’s not what he said, troll.

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1 minute ago, Longhorn said:

You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

You're as good at trolling as Trump is at presidenting.

I'm as anti Dotard as anyone, but for those mocking her accent, I'm guessing if you tried to make a speech in any of the languages she speaks you would not be anywhere this good.

The fact that she's complicit in everything else, go for it. 

to be clear, "learn the language" is a jab at the dipshit base of dumb pussies

Just now, Celery Man said:

to be clear, "learn the language" is a jab at the dipshit base of dumb pussies

Of course it is, but I do have a soft spot for *most* immigrants because of my experience. Be best!

Is she wearing the “I don’t care do you” jacket?

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm as anti Dotard as anyone, but for those mocking her accent, I'm guessing if you tried to make a speech in any of the languages she speaks you would not be anywhere this good.

The fact that she's complicit in everything else, go for it. 

Counterpoint

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Just now, bolverk said:

Of course it is, but I do have a soft spot for *most* immigrants because of my experience. Be best!

best be the fruit. may the slumlord open

Why does Trump look mad at her for a speech that was clearly written for her and she didn’t read beforehand? 

Is his body language supposed to be sarcastic?

8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Melania got her citizenship through hard work. 

Must be very tough to suck the herped up dick of an overweight piece of shit 30 years your senior. 

Monika Lewinsky agrees with what you are saying.

I would vote for a republican (in an inconsequential minor race, of course) if Melania turned around and was wearing the “I really don’t care, do you?” jacket from before.  You know, from one of those moving visits to disaster sites that she is pretending was so life-changing for her...

Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

Well, if you just crapped your pants and had to sit there with your Depends overflowing you would probably have the same look also.

There's fat cells in the face I never knew existed.

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You're as good at trolling as Trump is at presidenting.

My apologies. I’m over here trolling while everyone else on this thread is engaging in very serious debate and dialogue about the issues. Melania sucking Trumps dick, the big eyes from the Lt Gov of Florida eating people, Tiffany Trumps lack of plastic surgery, Trumps impeachment for violating Hatch Act, etc... I’ll bail out so you can get back to being so serious.  

20 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

at least she's lying about trying to solve the pandemic

Not watching that shit, but I’d bet it all that she’s probably lying about everything.

He doesn't waste his time and is the hardest worker? Are we pretending that Twitter doesn't exist?

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Not watching that shit, but I’d bet it all that she’s probably lying about everything.

absolutely, just singling out the nice aspirational lie

22 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Shouldn’t this chick be seducing Bond and trying to steal the microfilm from his cuff links?

That’s Pussy Galore?

1 minute ago, Longhorn said:

My apologies. I’m over here trolling while everyone else on this thread is engaging in very serious debate and dialogue about the issues. Melania sucking Trumps dick, the big eyes from the Lt Gov of Florida eating people, Tiffany Trumps lack of plastic surgery, Trumps impeachment for violating Hatch Act, etc... I’ll bail out so you can get back to being so serious.  

So now breaking the law isn't serious to you? You were just self-admittedly trolling?!?

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

That’s Pussy Galore?

No, Ivanna Humpalot.

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

Fucking Trumper.

Biden did not personally approve two dudes standing next to one of fifty state zoom speakers. Your Orange God did personally pick his convention speaking venue.

God, is it painful being that stupid?

Is this like an Aggy game thread where people are watching, but rooting against the players and then commenting on it and either gaining a lot of feel goods and lolz from the boneheaded stuff but also making themselves unnecessarily angry and resentful because just watching them exist makes you think of all the things you hate about them and disagree with?

Schadenfreude can be healthy, I think, but this ain't that. This is like watching a large group of likeminded and opposite-minded-than-yourself people echo-chamber and get artificially high off emotions. I would think this would be horrid to watch. But, by all means, keep posting the updates.

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1 minute ago, Rougarou said:

Is this like an Aggy game thread where people are watching, but rooting against the players and then commenting on it and either gaining a lot of feel goods and lolz from the boneheaded stuff but also making themselves unnecessarily angry and resentful because just watching them exist makes you think of all the things you hate about them and disagree with?

Schadenfreude can be healthy, I think.

Like aggy game threads, I am here for the lulz.

 

2 minutes ago, Rougarou said:

Is this like an Aggy game thread where people are watching, but rooting against the players and then commenting on it and either gaining a lot of feel goods and lolz from the boneheaded stuff but also making themselves unnecessarily angry and resentful because just watching them exist makes you think of all the things you hate about them and disagree with?

Schadenfreude can be healthy, I think.

It’s definitely close to an aggy game thread since this is the most aggy President ever.   

Monika Lewinsky agrees with what you are saying.

She was already a citizen comrade
1 hour ago, Longhorn said:

 

59 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

It’s only wrong when Trump does it. I get it.

 

45 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

Yes. I do think Trump needs to be investigated more. His team seems to frequently get a pass on serious things like this. Hatch Act, Logan Act, all of it.

 

27 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

 

17 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

Monika Lewinsky agrees with what you are saying.

 

9 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

My apologies. I’m over here trolling while everyone else on this thread is engaging in very serious debate and dialogue about the issues. Melania sucking Trumps dick, the big eyes from the Lt Gov of Florida eating people, Tiffany Trumps lack of plastic surgery, Trumps impeachment for violating Hatch Act, etc... I’ll bail out so you can get back to being so serious.  

Fatwa for trolling.

31 minutes ago, bolverk said:

If y'all hadn't noticed, they had to drop one of their speakers tonight.

 

That's below the Mendoza line, even for the RNC. 

27 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm as anti Dotard as anyone, but for those mocking her accent, I'm guessing if you tried to make a speech in any of the languages she speaks you would not be anywhere this good.

The fact that she's complicit in everything else, go for it. 

Fuck her. 

 

 

Didn't watch.  Did she Rick Roll the convention like last time?

35 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

You want to see Michelle Obama naked? 

Um, yeah.

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Edited by BrickHorn

This RNC is a sobering normalization of Trumpism and every disingenuous POS working for Dotard. 

This business is out of control. It's out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. 

Pouring another late night bourbon. 

 

 

 

27 minutes ago, Rougarou said:

Is this like an Aggy game thread where people are watching, but rooting against the players and then commenting on it and either gaining a lot of feel goods and lolz from the boneheaded stuff but also making themselves unnecessarily angry and resentful because just watching them exist makes you think of all the things you hate about them and disagree with?

Schadenfreude can be healthy, I think, but this ain't that. This is like watching a large group of likeminded and opposite-minded-than-yourself people echo-chamber and get artificially high off emotions. I would think this would be horrid to watch. But, by all means, keep posting the updates.

aggy was up there tonight violating the honor code, so, yes, this actually is an aggy game thread

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So any takers on whose sock Longhorn is?

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

So any takers on whose sock Longhorn is?

I'll take "They're all Swam" for one thousand, Alex.

32 minutes ago, Rougarou said:

Is this like an Aggy game thread where people are watching, but rooting against the players and then commenting on it and either gaining a lot of feel goods and lolz from the boneheaded stuff but also making themselves unnecessarily angry and resentful because just watching them exist makes you think of all the things you hate about them and disagree with?

Schadenfreude can be healthy, I think, but this ain't that. This is like watching a large group of likeminded and opposite-minded-than-yourself people echo-chamber and get artificially high off emotions. I would think this would be horrid to watch. But, by all means, keep posting the updates.

when they go low, they go high

No matter what happens on November 3rd, the GOP has lost the moral high ground and have destroyed countless political norms.  I hope that Democrats do not follow suit when they take back the Oval Office, whenever that may be, but I do know the GOP can get fucked if they try to cry one fucking crocodile tear if it does happen. 

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 I hope that Democrats do not follow suit when they take back the Oval Office,

Agreed.  I hope they line up every one of these God damn traitors against a wall and shoot them.

On 8/24/2020 at 4:50 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Lord love a duck. Rick Perry is Texas to most of America. Thank you so much Rick.

 

 

Narrator: He doesn't know oil and gas.

 

 

 

Love that he has an aggy banner behind him as he butchers the English language.

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

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Be best

 

8 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Or that she should be planning "big trouble for moose and squirrel."

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