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  • You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

  • Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Is Kellyanne live? Think I'd at least have her on delay. 

I don't know. It doesn't start on ABC until 8CST tonight.

I would forgive her for everything if she went rogue tonight.

3 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Yea. Send out the Rabbi to comfort all the people of Lake Charles, Louisiana over the storm.

What are you talking about? Reverend Rabbi Billy Ray Cohen laid down the gospel for those fine Southern folks. 

Kristi, this is probably not be the speech you should be giving on the day a 17 year old vigilante was arrested for killing protesters. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

This lady's full of shit.

President Trump is known for valuing special needs people.

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This lady's full of shit.

Came here to post that statement verbatim.

She outright lied about the local public school telling her to take her special needs kid home, and the doctor telling her to have an abortion.

This chick is full of shit too.

 

This Karen Pence speech.

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Just another reminder that yet another administration employee broke the law (Hatch Act) when Kayleigh McEnany gave that speech.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Just another reminder that yet another administration employee broke the law (Hatch Act) when Kayleigh McEnany gave that speech.

 As is Kellyanne

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Did they put a filter on the camera? She looks younger this evening.

Assuming she's hasn't yet fully quit her job, Kellyanne Conway is currently breaking the law.

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"Finally has health insurance?" Kellyanne, you know what they are going to do in court, you Cruella.

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Assuming she's hasn't yet fully quit her job, Kellyanne Conway is currently breaking the law.

[MAGA]Your concerns are duly noted.[/MAGA]

 

 

Huh. Turns out Lou Holtz is a massive lying piece of shit.

Oh wait. We already knew that.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Grifters all the way down.

Can’t verify whether or not he’s been booted tonight.

 

Oh shit, just realized it’s that Jack Brewer that went to Grapevine High.  They won state back in the 90’s.

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Lou Holtz needs to wear a mask or that cameraperson needs a face shield.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Grifters all the way down.

Can’t verify whether or not he’s been booted tonight.

 

he and ken paxton, who is under federal indictment for securities fraud, should compare notes

Lou Holtz: Can you imagine what would have happened to us if Trump hadn’t been elected?

People who aren’t dishonest and suffering from dementia: I know 170,000 deaths that would NOT have happened.

Thithth man ithth full of ththit

 

33 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This lady's full of shit.

 

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This lady's full of shit, too.

 

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This lady is extra full of shit.

 

i for one appreciate TexArcher's succinct yet eloquent synopsis of tonight's festivities 😄

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So I'm drunk. And haven't been watching.  But any trumps speaking tonight?  

That cop was full of shit.

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Unless it's the President, himself, I believe not.

Elise Stefanik is annoying.

 

Each and every one of these fuckers is a lying propagandist gaslighting piece of shit. 

She called the impeachment trial "illegal."

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I was wrong, Lara Trump is on tap for tonight.

Madison Cawthorn is speaking. Funny that he says "If you don't think young people can change the world, then you don't know history." Rather ironic considering the GOP tried to cancel Greta.

What is the point of all these stories of overcoming personal adversity? They have literally nothing to do with Republican policies or Trump’s efforts. That a bunch of poor saps overcame all odds to earn the honor of lying on stage on behalf of the president literally has no relation to whether I should vote for Trump or any Republicans. 

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I was wrong, Lara Trump is on tap for tonight.

Madison Cawthorn is speaking. Funny that he says "If you don't think young people can change the world, then you don't know history." Rather ironic considering the GOP tried to cancel Greta.

I liked it when he cited the example of American hero George Washingsburg.

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Has there been any polling done on Sima vs Crenshaw?

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Odd that the news was saying Brewer was scrubbed from the speaker list but here he is.

 

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Chen Guangcheng comes to the US during the Obama Administration and Trump Administration takes credit. Very on brand.

It’s Bizarro World in Trumpland. All the Trump children and their wives, girlfriends or husbands are just doing what they need to do to keep the gravy train going. 

I'm gonna go watch something less topsy-turvy and threatening to America like a Category 4 hurricane.

18 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I was wrong, Lara Trump is on tap for tonight.

Madison Cawthorn is speaking. Funny that he says "If you don't think young people can change the world, then you don't know history." Rather ironic considering the GOP tried to cancel Greta.

The best thing about Mr. I KNOW HISTORY is that had he lived during the time his hero was the dictator of the nazi state, he would’ve been among the earliest people to get a T4 label and been permanently cancelled. Not that he even realizes that.

Lara listed every relative of hers, including in laws.  But she didn’t say who she waS married to.  Weird. 

Lara Trump: President Trump gave millions of women jobs, somehow. 

This fucking guy is the absolute master of shamelessly taking credit for every positive coincidental statistic. 

According to CNN, only Mike Pence's speech is live tonight. Every other speech is recorded, including Lara's speech. Yet...here she is tweeting 30 minutes ago acting like she's getting ready to speak live. These people never miss an opportunity to lie their asses off. 

 

Joe Biden didn’t stand up to the weak, spineless mayors in our rioting cities! But when Trump is President, he will!

And it’s another irrelevant claim to a hard-scrabble upbringing. Drink!

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Just now, BrickHorn said:

Joe Biden didn’t stand up to the weak, spineless mayors in our rioting cities! But when Trump is President, he will!

And it’s another irrelevant claim to a hard-scrabble upbringing. Drink!

He will?  What the fuck? Who the fuck is president now?  Did they really say that?

 

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