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2 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

This speech is fine and all, I just wish I knew what the top 5 issues were for registered voters.

Pretty sure the Houston Rodeo is on the list. 

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Just now, mdmost said:

I would shit my pants right now if Trump started naming off the top 5 issues with registered voters. 

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Just now, Continental Op said:

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You forgot avocados! 

Bernie with the zinger! 

i'm not even watching but this page has made me LOL numerous times. thanks to y'all for enduring it.

Did they set up portable potties for people? 

the cnn fact check thing is being way too nice. they need to lower the fucking boom, instead they are all like "biden said he would shut down america if scientists recommended"

fuck that. "trump never actually shit down america"

 

8 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Whoa.  I wonder if she’s walked in on them.

if Melania ever does a tell all book after she divorces him, it might be the biggest best seller in history.

playing the long game. its what #&(#(#s do

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Hilarious for a party that didn't release a platform.

I disagree. The platform is simply, Trump. 

If this guy had shut down european travel at the same time as china and simply told people to wear masks he would be teabagging joe right now.  Think about that shit while you ponder the precarious state of our democracy. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

If this guy had shut down european travel at the same time as china and simply told people to wear masks he would be teabagging joe right now.  Think about that shit while you ponder the precarious state of our democracy. 

I think of it more as it took 178,000 people, a collapsed economy, 14 million people being out of work, schools shut down, and businesses closing to even get us to the point where Trump losing is a possibility. 

HAHAHAHAHA, THEY CANT KEEP THEIR LIGHTS ON /caps

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3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

 

fuck that. "trump never actually shit down america"

 

He actually shit ON America. 

Just now, mdmost said:

I think of it more as it took 178,000 people, a collapsed economy, 14 million people being out of work, schools shut down, and businesses closing to even get us to the point where Trump losing is a possibility. 

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Biden’s gonna close all charter schools?

But after they are born, fuck 'em.

18 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Jesus fucking christ Nicole you've said what the most important issues to voters are like a dozen times. Are you off on another bender or something?

What’s wrong with being on a bender?

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

so no more abortions?

Don't worry Margaret. 

Trump stands with the men and women of law enforcement. Except all of the men and women of law enforcement investigating Trump’s crimes.

Do trumpkins not understand Bernie and the left LOST? 

Dummy-dum-dums. 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

What’s wrong with being on a bender?

They just don’t like me. It’s cool. 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

What’s wrong with being on a bender?

Pandemic acceptable imo. 

15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Pretty sure the Houston Rodeo is on the list. 

It may be cancelled. Should hear soon.

it is a minor thing but the state of the flags behind the orange shitgibbon underlines the disorganization of the administration. it ain't symmetrical and the flags are all wrinkled like they were just taken out of shrink wrap. "i need a shitload of flags" seems to have been the instruction. 

Just now, washparkhorn said:

Do trumpkins not understand Bernie and the left LOST? 

Dummy-dum-dums. 

But Biden is their Trojan horse apparently...according to Trump. 

I like how holding the republican national convention at the white house is just a normal thing now

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

They just don’t like me. It’s cool. 

I like you

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What’s wrong with being on a bender?

It's a got dam American right. Amen.

Nicole - Hook 'em. 

I'd be like...stop touching me you red haired devil lady. 

I'd like to kick this guy in the nuts.

Please let this be his last State of the Union...

Oh, he's all the way off script now.  Covfefe time!

The flags look like a bridesmaid dress after a Czech wedding in a barn. 

 

“We can’t possibly endure all these terrible tragedies I’m letting happen. Vote for me!”

He’s riffing.

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