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1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

He’s riffing.

Forget it, he's rolling.

Everybody is getting Covid tonight.

 

 

i don't get it.. if he can't control democrat lead disaster cities..  why vote for him?

Oh man, I hate all those radical liberal *checks notes* ...criminal prosecutors!

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Everybody is getting Covid tonight.

 

 

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Cancel culture like telling people to boycott Goodyear tires?

Just now, Thiefery said:

i don't get it.. if he can't control democrat lead disaster cities..  why vote for him?

“I would cure all your ills, if only those wicked [insert out-group scapegoat here] would stop conspiring against us.”

- Jim Jones

- Donald Trump

Just now, BrickHorn said:

Oh man, I hate all those radical liberal *checks notes* ...criminal prosecutors!

His speechwriters have no clue how to piece all of this word salad together. He has no ideology. 

CNN with the nice close-up of his bloated, sweaty, orange face.

Just now, Thiefery said:

i don't get it.. if he can't control democrat lead disaster cities..  why vote for him?

He and others in the administration have actually been surprisingly clear on this...they aren't going to go in unless requested by the cities/states.  I give most all presidents credit for this, they do seem to understand separation of states rights vs federal rights.

10 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump stands with the men and women of law enforcement. Except all of the men and women of law enforcement investigating Trump’s crimes.

Well, that's different.

Damn. Right out in the open...

I wish there was some magical way to make the flags keep multiplying every time they cut away and then return. Just hundreds upon hundreds of flags behind him. 

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Are the right wing prison bikers rolling across the White House grounds tonight?  Merica!

Just now, woohorn said:

Damn. Right out in the open...
 

He's riffing now.  Please, please, please say something that's really Presidential. 

an hour of this mouth breather... make it end, this is boring 

I’m done watching trump and his bullshit. See you soon asshole.

8 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

The flags look like a bridesmaid dress after a Czech wedding in a barn. 

 

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If you vote for Biden, right after your house loses power/electricity his supporters will burn it to the ground with you in it. 178,000 lives may have been lost to Covid, but we are all gonna die if Biden wins. I guess that’s what he is trying to say. I’m surprised he hasn’t tweeted from the podium honestly. “Best speech I have ever given.” 

Just now, Brandon said:

an hour of this mouth breather... make it end, this is boring 

Trump has gotten so boring. He’s almost as bland as Pence.

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

9th month abortion straw man, drink!

Biden wants to approve drowning unwanted newborns upon arrival.

Hasn't he already covered all this already tonight? 

Trump: I’m the criminal reform candidate, I got a black lady out of prison and everything!
also trump: I want to hire more cops and prosecutors and have them go ham on inner cities. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

If you vote for Biden, right after your house loses power/electricity his supporters will burn it to the ground with you in it. 178,000 lives may have been lost to Covid, but we are all gonna die if Biden wins. I guess that’s what he is trying to say. I’m surprised he hasn’t tweeted from the podium honestly. “Best speech I have ever given.” 

 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Hasn't he already covered all this already tonight? 

it's only like the third time tonight

Did this fucking lunatic just take credit for low gas prices right now?!

 

Do voters care about Mars though? Or having a flag on it? 

4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

You can't even say the n word anymore.

Unless you are black rapper!   Rappers are the real racists!  Anyone ever hear Abraham Lincoln rap? 

Do voters care about Mars though? Or having a flag on it? 


I read somewhere that it’s #2 of the top 5 issues this year.

I can’t leave my house because of a virus but we are talking about Mars now?

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Do voters care about Mars though? Or having a flag on it? 

If you don't want a SPACE FORCE, you can just git out!

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Dave Clarke (WaPo) and Yamiche Alcindor (NPR) tweeting that guests were NOT tested at the event....

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Did this fucking lunatic just take credit for low gas prices right now?!

 

Didn’t take the virus seriously, crashed the economy, then brags about the low gas prices that come from so few people having a job to drive to...Christ 

“There’s never been a bigger difference between two parties and candidates.”

He is this close to getting it.

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WTF is he even talking about right now?

Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

Dave Clarke (WaPo) and Yamiche Alcindor (NPR) tweeting that guests were NOT tested at the event....

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So America's hope against this orangutan is Sleepy Joe?

 

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I hope he talks about the toilets. Nobody has done more for flushing toilets that this President. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

If you don't want a SPACE FORCE, you can just git out!

Mars!!!!! We’re gonna land there! And we’re gonna make sure Pluto is named a planet again. 

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