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I haz so much confused right now. 

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I fell asleep for about 15 minutes. Looks like I didn’t miss anything.

4 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

 

Exactly. This speech is just BORING. Trump’s act is old and tired. It’s passé. He has no energy, and he’s getting pity applause at most. It’s pathetic.

Does this idiot not realize 98% of his base went to bed hours ago?

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

we are explorers again?

I like how he said our American ancestors crossed the Atlantic and discovered America.

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Dave Clarke (WaPo) and Yamiche Alcindor (NPR) tweeting that guests were NOT tested at the event....

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Watch this asshole cause even more harm to the Washington Monument with his fireworks display. I swear he loves fireworks more than an 8 year old kid. 

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Did this fucking lunatic just take credit for low gas prices right now?!

 

Is this your first election year? 

Fireworks right before midnight on non-holiday weekday. If only someone snuck the word Fuck before Trump.

Yea, I think that speech was over like 15 minutes ago and Trump went Trump.  That crowd had to be confused as fuck at the end. 

Ho-lee shit...using the Washington Monument as a prop for his fireworks display with them spelling out TRUMP 2020.

So disgusting.

I guess he’s done, I can hear the fireworks.

That speech was like watching the fat kid run a 5k. 

Hey, we're all getting Covid but look at this kickass fireworks shot I got on my iPhone!

1 minute ago, Continental Op said:

good thing nicole has @JohnnyRage to stop by and white knight for her.

Huh?

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I thought they said 45 minute speech..???

I heard one of the top 5 matters on voter's minds were long speeches.

How do some of you people hate fireworks? 

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

That speech was like watching the fat kid run a 5k. 

Worse.  I've seen fat kids run 5k's in 45 minutes.

In Joe Biden's America, only Antifa will have fireworks!

Jesus that was boring and low energy.  Look at that awful family. They all deserve bad things. 

Worse.  I've seen fat kids run 5k's in 45 minutes.

No need to brag about your 5k time ok?
3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Ho-lee shit...using the Washington Monument as a prop for his fireworks display with them spelling out TRUMP 2020.

So disgusting.

I am curious about this...he got a permit to do that.  Who approved it?

I wonder if they woke up Joe so he could see the great fireworks tonight?

It'll be interesting to see who in the audience dies of the pandemic that has needlessly killed 180,000 Americans so far.

Don’t fireworks come from China? 

3 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

I am curious about this...he got a permit to do that.  Who approved it?

The National Park Service. 

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Just now, Celery Man said:

It'll be interesting to see who in the audience dies of the pandemic that has needlessly killed 180,000 Americans so far.

You know Ben Carson has to be nervous as fuck.

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Just now, DalTxHornFan said:

I wonder if they woke up Joe so he could see the great fireworks tonight?

Probably not. He gets up before 6 to ride his bicycle. 

Wait, is this the fucking Catalina wine mixer?

trump looks like he’s about to drop.  

Thats the legit type of shit I tried to put through the speakers when I was courting my wife.  That and SRV. 

Ralph Machio's Opera singing brother has the Pence nodding thing down. 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Is Don going to bang Ivanka tonight?

Well it is Thursday...

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

How do some of you people hate fireworks? 

I dont love them and I dont hate them.  But I object to them when fired off on public property in support of an election.

Leonard Cohen and Jeff Buckley must be rolling over in their graves . . . I am not sure they would have approved of this song being used this way. 

Just now, Macanudo said:

I dont love them and I dont hate them.  But I object to them when fired off on public property in support of an election.

This right here except I love fireworks. I don't like them being fired off next to a fragile national monument that's constantly under renovation. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

How do some of you people hate fireworks? 

I don't hate fireworks per se. I hate my property (Washington Monument & the National Mall) being used as a backdrop for a glimmering gimmick to support a political candidate whose narcissism knows no bounds.

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Is Don going to bang Ivanka tonight?

The Trump Tickler. 

Now,Trump can go back to the White House and dry hump Melania while dreaming of Ivanka. 

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

I dont love them and I dont hate them.  But I object to them when fired off on public property in support of an election.

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Just now, Underdog said:

The Trump Tickler. 

Just the tip.

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