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This looks like a party scene out of Real Housewives of New Jersey. 

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1 minute ago, bolverk said:

I don't hate fireworks per se. I hate my property (Washington Monument & the National Mall) being used as a backdrop for a glimmering gimmick to support a political candidate whose narcissism knows no bounds.

You hate fireworks bro. 

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

This looks like a party scene out of Real Housewives of New Jersey. 

*Hell

That Melania reaction to Ivanka walking past was really weird.  I keep watching it.

Trump looks pissed Melania doesn't know the words to God Bless America. 

Great choice for all the people on stage to turn around and show us their backside. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Great choice for all the people on stage to turn around and show us their backside. 

That was just odd. 

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You hate fireworks bro. 

Dude, I've attended an international fireworks competition which was fucking amazing.

It will be fun to see republicans heads exploding about the hatch act when Biden holds his 2024 convention on an an active aircraft carrier while the entire Air Force does a fly by.

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7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I don't hate fireworks per se. I hate my property (Washington Monument & the National Mall) being used as a backdrop for a glimmering gimmick to support a political candidate whose narcissism knows no bounds.

The fireworks were really loud. I hope no one who has a dog was out walking them during that because that had to have been a traumatic amount of noise.

Just now, bolverk said:

Dude, I've attended an international fireworks competition which was fucking amazing.

Wut, more details. 

 

Do you love china?

 

Just now, UpperWestside said:

The fireworks were really loud. I hope no one who has a dog was out walking them during that because that had to have been a traumatic amount of noise.

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Wut, more details. 

 

Do you love china?

 

Just as much as Dear Leader does.

1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

The fireworks were really loud. I hope no one who has a dog was out walking them during that because that had to have been a traumatic amount of noise.

I think you cross-posted from Nextdoor. 

Just now, Macanudo said:

Just as much as Dear Leader does.

I know that you actually love fireworks too. 

28 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Dave Clarke (WaPo) and Yamiche Alcindor (NPR) tweeting that guests were NOT tested at the event....

🤞🤞🤞

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I think you cross-posted from Nextdoor. 

Ha. No I was already back at my hotel, but it was the sheer amount of them that would’ve made that not a good time for dogs near that. 

35 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

That Melania reaction to Ivanka walking past was really weird.  I keep watching it.

 

11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

The rubes love loud bangs and purty colors 

11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

America needs to do a better job with comma delimiters. 

we've seen her do that before. 

i think it just means she's a joyless plastic doll incapable of real emotion. 

Just now, mchookem said:

we've seen her do that before. 

i think it just means she's a joyless plastic doll incapable of real emotion. 

Her psychopathology is far more interesting to unpack than Trump's is. 

Exactly. This speech is just BORING. Trump’s act is old and tired. It’s passé. He has no energy, and he’s getting pity applause at most. It’s pathetic.

The speech wasn’t for you. It was for the 45% of Americans who draw joy from bullying and making others suffer. It will work. They will win. Y’all seem to think that all the things that we mock and hate are liabilities.

They are fucking ASSETS. Lying, bullying, cruelty....they fucking LOVE IT. They’re all going to turn out. Combine that with suppression...shit, at this point, I think he has better than an 80% chance of being re-elected.
Just now, Brisketexan said:

at this point, I think he has better than an 80% chance of being re-elected.

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oh come ON man...

sure there's a chance...but 80%? now you're just being dramatic.

 

5 minutes ago, Mapache said:

The rubes love loud bangs and purty colors 

I walked past those folks when I was leaving. That pretty much shows the two different worlds we occupy in the same country. It is sickening that the attendees of that glorified klan rally are cool with that many dead Americans.

10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

That is pure unadulterated hate right there! If it was Tiffany that was the object of her scorn she'd have already died from a tragic car accident.

16 minutes ago, mchookem said:

now you're just being dramatic.

Brisket:

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No drama, just reality. Nobody is coming to save us. We are going to destroy ourselves, because that’s who we are. It’s okay. It’s inevitable.

This exact same play has been staged before. This is how it ends, always.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No drama, just reality. Nobody is coming to save us. We are going to destroy ourselves, because that’s who we are. It’s okay. It’s inevitable.

This exact same play has been staged before. This is how it ends, always.

We are not unique flowers. This is a cycle played out century after century after century. Slightly different riffs, but as you say this is how it ends, always.  We haven't event gotten creative with the colors over the millennia. 

We are not unique flowers. This is a cycle played out century after century after century. Slightly different riffs, but as you say this is how it ends, always.  We haven't event gotten creative with the colors over the millennia. 

And in the end, that’s all I’ve been saying for the past several years. That we wrap our utter predictability and repetition of history in the lie called “American exceptionalism” is just the perfect chef’s kiss.

We got Trump and Trumpism, and will keep getting it, because fundamentally, it’s what we are and it’s what we deserve. And we’re too fucking stupid to even realize it.
14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


And in the end, that’s all I’ve been saying for the past several years. That we wrap our utter predictability and repetition of history in the lie called “American exceptionalism” is just the perfect chef’s kiss.

We got Trump and Trumpism, and will keep getting it, because fundamentally, it’s what we are and it’s what we deserve. And we’re too fucking stupid to even realize it.

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If this is truly off the cuff then I am fucking impressed.

And Anderson’s expressions and tea sipping towards the end is A++.


56 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

If this is truly off the cuff then I am fucking impressed.

And Anderson’s expressions and tea sipping towards the end is A++.

 

It is off the cuff but Daniel Dale has been covering Trump for years and fact corrected the same lies over and over(veterans choice). So he can rattle them off in his sleep. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

If this is truly off the cuff then I am fucking impressed.

And Anderson’s expressions and tea sipping towards the end is A++.

 

We gotta call Trump CAPtain America.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

If this is truly off the cuff then I am fucking impressed.

And Anderson’s expressions and tea sipping towards the end is A++.

 

this is not how you do it.

2020 and almost 4 years of being trolled by a wannabe despot and we still just don't get it. 

you put carrots in front of the troll, you don't try to level with it. 

ya'll homies have a good day and be safe

 

 

 

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Did this fucking lunatic just take credit for low gas prices right now?!

 

I mean, if you take into account the effect of his covid response on our economy as it relates the demand for gas at the moment you can absolutely credit him with the cost of gas right now. 

So, I’m going to assume that whatever Trump watched of Biden’s speech the final night, his big take away from the entire thing was that Biden’s fireworks were not big and beautiful enough and that’s how he’d show up those stupid democrats. 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So, I’m going to assume that whatever Trump watched of Biden’s speech the final night, his big take away from the entire thing was that Biden’s fireworks were not big and beautiful enough and that’s how he’d show up those stupid democrats. 

Trump has the mind of a child.

all he ever thinks about is owning the libs.

8 hours ago, Brandon said:

an hour of this mouth breather... make it end, this is boring 

This was foretold by prophets:

 

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16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So, I’m going to assume that whatever Trump watched of Biden’s speech the final night, his big take away from the entire thing was that Biden’s fireworks were not big and beautiful enough and that’s how he’d show up those stupid democrats. 

His second big takeaway was probably your tax dollars. How confident are we that the campaign didn't comingle the funds from campaign accounts and WH accounts used to pay for this spectacle?

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


The speech wasn’t for you. It was for the 17% of Americans who draw joy from bullying and making others suffer. It will work. They will win. Y’all seem to think that all the things that we mock and hate are liabilities.

They are fucking ASSETS. Lying, bullying, cruelty....they fucking LOVE IT. They’re all going to turn out. Combine that with suppression...shit, at this point, I think he has better than an 0% chance of being re-elected.

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9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

How do some of you people hate fireworks? 

Because they hate ‘merica

Only things I saw of whole convention were the Ann Dorn speech, which was heartbreaking, and the last 10 minutes or so of Trump. Sounded pretty standard.
 

The fireworks rocked. 

A couple good lines I saw after the fact. “they want to be the agents of light, but they can’t keep the lights on”

And of course, “For 47 years Joe Biden took blue collar workers donations. Gave them hugs, and even kisses”

And there's the problem. That's all you took away from it all. 

Can't be burdened to watch it all and soak in the glory of your dear leader spewing fear, lies and conspiracy. 

But look! Big exploding lights in the sky! Happy happy! 

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6 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Only things I saw of whole convention were the Ann Dorn speech, which was heartbreaking, and the last 10 minutes or so of Trump. Sounded pretty standard.
 

The fireworks rocked. 

A couple good lines I saw after the fact. “they want to be the agents of light, but they can’t keep the lights on”

And of course, “For 47 years Joe Biden took blue collar workers donations. Gave them hugs, and even kisses”

Not everyone in the family agrees. 

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