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  • You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

  • Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

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4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I mean look at how many posters we have on this very board that parrot every single Trump talking point, verbatim, but are too scared to admit that they gleefully voted for him.

Seriously- who does this?  I don’t see it

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sacrifice is necessary in times of war. 

wow i totally forgot he was a wartime president.  that was a fun week.

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Seriously- who does this?  I don’t see it

Go to the DT, enter one of the protest/cops murdering people threads, say something about the protestors being classless thugs or the murder victim "playing stupid games winning stupid prizes". Wait about a day. Go see who repped that post. That's who.

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29 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

So I read somewhere that Kellyanne Conway Steve Bannon and Jerry Falwell jr were all previously scheduled as speakers. Anyone know if this is correct?

Conway is still on for Weds. I don’t recall ever seeing the other two...Franklin Graham has the Jesusfreak timeslot.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Did ya have to blow him?

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

And yet polling is 40-50% of America who will vote for Trump. Youve got lots of people too ashamed to admit they’re Republican to a stranger over the phone. Silent Trump Supporters is real. 

Oh no doubt. But they are hold their noses and vote for him types for the most part.  You can disagree with their choice to do that without believing they are cultists. 
 

Or you can be a fanatic and lump them all together for when the shooting starts. Then if you win you can start culling those on your side who don’t show sufficient fealty and or enthusiasm to the cause

9 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I mean look at how many posters we have on this very board that parrot every single Trump talking point, verbatim, but are too scared to admit that they gleefully voted for him.

You think cloakroom is a representative cross section of society?  

10 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Glad we have an oralsurgeon and a WV nurse out there to explain covid response to us.

Why not? We have an orthopod here who posts prominently. @Sawbonz

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Oh no doubt. But they are hold their noses and vote for him types for the most part.  You can disagree with their choice to do that without believing they are cultists. 
 

Or you can be a fanatic and lump them all together for when the shooting starts. Then if you win you can start culling those on your side who don’t show sufficient fealty and or enthusiasm to the cause

lol. There’s a middle. There’s lots of middles from your two extremes. I’m not a Death Cult guy. But I do believe there’s a fuck ton of ignorant people, and a mother fuck ton of WILLFULLY ignorant people who support Trump. And they just don’t want to talk too much about why. Or they make themselves single issue voters. Whether that be abortion or judges or capital gains taxes, or cancel culture. There’s a lot of different ways to get to Trump Voter. I just think a good chunk of them know enough to be ashamed. 

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Did ya have to blow him?

Nah just agreed not to out him

14 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

An oral surgeon is their medical spokesperson? That has to do with infectious diseases how?

So they're so called "physician" "expert," who they're touting as a "surgeon" is actually a dentist.  WTF

Just now, GRHorn said:

Why not? We have an orthopod here who posts prominently. @Sawbonz

 There isn't any problem with the field, but they aren't viral experts and I'm sure there are plenty that would've spoken on his behalf.

Just now, lemonlime said:

So they're so called "physician" "expert," who they're touting as a "surgeon" is actually a dentist.  WTF

Oral surgeons are MDs and DDS

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So this young lady escaped the death panels but as someone who has a potential comorbidity I’m supposed to sacrifice myself for....(checks notes) the economy? 
 

 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol. There’s a middle. There’s lots of middles from your two extremes. I’m not a Death Cult guy. But I do believe there’s a fuck ton of ignorant people, and a mother fuck ton of WILLFULLY ignorant people who support Trump. And they just don’t want to talk too much about why. Or they make themselves single issue voters. Whether that be abortion or judges or capital gains taxes, or cancel culture. There’s a lot of different ways to get to Trump Voter. I just think a good chunk of them know enough to be ashamed. 

You forgot two big ones. Guns ( I guess that could be included in judges) and school choice. 

Just now, GRHorn said:

Oral surgeons are MDs and DDS

Not all oral surgeons are MDs

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

lol. There’s a middle. There’s lots of middles from your two extremes. I’m not a Death Cult guy. But I do believe there’s a fuck ton of ignorant people, and a mother fuck ton of WILLFULLY ignorant people who support Trump. And they just don’t want to talk too much about why. Or they make themselves single issue voters. Whether that be abortion or judges or capital gains taxes, or cancel culture. There’s a lot of different ways to get to Trump Voter. I just think a good chunk of them know enough to be ashamed. 

I absolutely agree there is a middle. It’s kind of the point I’m trying to make though maybe I’m doing a poor job. Many folks in positions of power and some posters here don’t want there to be a middle. It’s been 25 years since I took Forgie’s events leading up to the civil war course but there are significant parallels w respect to the rhetoric from the firebrands of (gasp) both sides. 

Jesus, the fact checking on this pretty little tart is gonna be fun.

This isn't political spin, everyone is fucking lying out their asses.

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Goodbye healthcare and social security. What a wonderful life all right. My pre-existing condition thanks you all.

man, i don't know how y'all stand to watch this shit show. You know there's live sports on, right?

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not all oral surgeons are MDs

Sorry. You’re correct. The only ones I know are both, but in any case they have to complete a residency. 

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You think cloakroom is a representative cross section of society?  

Uh, did I say that? The fuck are you talking about?

This might be the greatest tragicomedy ever made.

The whole Biden and black vote criticism doesn't make any sense. The black vote is the reason Sleepy Joe rolled over Bernie. Who are they trying to convince?

Just now, F250 said:

The whole Biden and black vote criticism doesn't make any sense. The black vote is the reason Sleepy Joe rolled over Bernie. Who are they trying to convince?

Non-racist whites.  Seriously.

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Did ya have to blow him?

Nah, Becki Falwell blew Trump while Jerry Jr watched.  
 

Repubcucks for Trump!

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

Uh, did I say that? The fuck are you talking about?

I made the observation that not that many Americans, percentage wise, are hardcore trumpers and you seemed to rebut that statement with the example of posters on this board as your evidence. If I misconstrued I apologize 

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

The whole Biden and black vote criticism doesn't make any sense. The black vote is the reason Sleepy Joe rolled over Bernie. Who are they trying to convince?


trying to convince white MAGA that they aren’t racists. 

2 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

That Natalie harp lady was next level crazy

mike tyson smile GIF

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Nah, Becki Falwell blew Trump while Jerry Jr watched.  
 

Repubcucks for Trump!

At this point, even that wouldn't surprise me.

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I made the observation that not that many Americans, percentage wise, are hardcore trumpers and you seemed to rebut that statement with the example of posters on this board as your evidence. If I misconstrued I apologize  

I see. I was more agreeing with the poster I quoted (Sydney I think) that there is a large group of silent Trump supporters - I didn't think that was going to be a controversial statement.

I'm not following the Parkland shooting angle. None of these speakers are making any sense.

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


trying to convince white MAGA that they aren’t racists. 

This.  It’s the same reason Diamond & Silk are so popular among the MAGA crowds.  Trump can’t be a racist if he has all these black friends.

RIP Herman Cain

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What the fuck is a "plahsma"?

It is the clear, straw-colored liquid portion of blood that remains after red blood cells, white blood cells, platelets and other cellular components are removed

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

I'm not following the Parkland shooting angle. None of these speakers are making any sense.

it's like the parlor walls in Fahrenheit 451, don't think too hard just understand that these are the good guys

I am not sure I can watch this crap anymore.  Not because the speakers are liars but all I do is picture millions of people sitting at home, nodding there heads and saying to their significant others “that’s why we need to vote for Trump because he has saved us.”  Also, when does the Herman Cain hologram speak?  

Kamala “Hussein” Harris 

No one said that yet but it’s what I think every time they intentionally mispronounce her name. 

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I’m out. The King’s Speech is on and Colon Firth is way better at public oratory acting as the late King of England. Plus I’m a fan. 

The St. Louis couple is really bad at reading their speech.  It’s like its the first time they have seen it.  Also, the chick has man hands.

That couple.

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