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  • You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

  • Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

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#304
Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Hey! -Checks notes- you are talking about half this country.

just the dumb fucking pussies

#305

SNL is just going to rebroadcast this shit instead of attempting to parody it

#308
4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Kamala “Hussein” Harris 

No one said that yet but it’s what I think every time they intentionally mispronounce her name. 

That’s some good mind reading. 

#324

President Trump commanded the defeat of ISIS and paved the way for peace in the Middle East?

Jesus Christ, the only way you could say this shit with a straight face is if you knew that your entire base doesn't watch any actual news, ever.

#325
23 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Oral surgeons are MDs and DDS

Didn't realize that (or at least that some are both, including apparently the speaker, some are just dentists).  Thanks.  In any event, it's telling that the GOP couldn't find a physician specializing in, say, epidemiology or pulmonology, to talk as an "expert" about a pandemic, but instead a physician who wouldn't ever be caring for patients with Covid, unless purely by accident.

#327

The crazy fucking gun couple went balls deep on the southern strategy tonight. Probably had to be pre-recorded to edit out a half dozen uses of the n-word. 

Edited by Firemans4Horn

#329
Just now, SimonBolivar said:

How can someone with a mom from Puerto Rico be a first generation American?

I think she thinks Puerto Rico is a socialist country? 🤷🏽‍♂️

#332
1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

How can someone with a mom from Puerto Rico be a first generation American?

Forget it she’s rolling 

#336

This is a complete freak show and I can't stop watching.

#338

I, for one, am thankful for the play by play from you all this evening.

I'm watching the Blues Brothers while following along.

 

#339
3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

How can someone with a mom from Puerto Rico be a first generation American?

Was wondering this same thing. 

#341

That insane chick did an excellent job of perfectly depicting the Republican Party and the morally bankrupt party they are.

#342

Someone link it, sounds awesome and hilarious and ridiculous and stupid, like a B-movie or Airheads starring then-unknown Brendan Frasier

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#345

“From an evolutionary standpoint, it used to be women were attracted to your strength because you could defend them from dinosaurs,” said Parnell.

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