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Just now, tantric superman said:

“From an evolutionary standpoint, it used to be women were attracted to your strength because you could defend them from dinosaurs,” said Parnell.


No way, seriously? That is...I have no words.  

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  • You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

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    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

  • Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

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In the space of a century we went from ground-bound dreamers to a nation of people who aren't allowed into the European Union because of our goatfuck COVID response.  U-S-A!  U-S-A! 

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

President Trump commanded the defeat of ISIS and paved the way for peace in the Middle East?

Jesus Christ, the only way you could say this shit with a straight face is if you knew that your entire base dosen't watch any actual news, ever.

fify

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I deal with construction unions on a regular basis.  A few thoughts here:

1.  Just about everything decent about your present day working conditions is the result of collective bargaining (5 day work week, 40 work week).  A lot of people paid with blood for this.

2. Unions are all about a living wage, healthcare, and retirement for their members.  

3.  Every skyscraper in NYC was built by union labor.  It's not a place for amateurs. 

God damn right. Most of my family are IBEW and the work from non union trades isn't even in the same ballpark. I remember way back my old man telling me he only buys groceries from union stores because he doesn't mind paying a little more so a butcher or checker can make a livable wage. The old fucker has still never stepped one foot inside a Walmart. 

This is a lot of anger about the way things are being run coming from the incumbent party, running for re-election.

"I'm angry at what is going on in this country ... and the only solution is to keep going with the guy that has been in charge for a while now"

i thought it was weird they were doing grown up american voiceovers for little brown children

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1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

God damn right. Most of my family are IBEW and the work from non union trades isn't even in the same ballpark. I remember way back my old man telling me he only buys groceries from union stores because he doesn't mind paying a little more so a butcher or checker can make a livable wage. The old fucker has still never stepped one foot inside a Walmart. 

I only do so under duress and it has everything to do with their business model and employee relations. 

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What was that about professors? Are they storming the ivory towers to toss them in the gulags or tar and feathers?

48 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Gym says they are going to take your guns. 
 

 

on gym's watch the only thing being taken is innocence!

Trump is praising the turkey leader who kept the guy hostage for years.

6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

No way, seriously? That is...I have no words.  

That's what google says he said - not in this speech.  Previously.

all i could think about is they looked like they were being held hostage in that video.

One, i think, was even blinking "SOS" in morse code.

I would personally like to thank president Erdogan for freeing me from his prison after 28 years...

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Maximo has been in the US since he was 13 and came as part of Operation Pedro Pan under President Eisenhower. So, Trump is going to take credit for that. 

If Alvarez came here as a child today, he'd be in a cage. 

I gave up on watching.  Not enough alcohol in the world for this.  But it felt like there had to be some secret message being emitted, that turned people who watched into mindless zombies.  Because what in the actual fuck is this?  How do people believe any of this?  How does anyone with an IQ above -2 think anything being uttered tonight makes any sense or is not a complete lie?

25 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

OMFG, what a god damned lunatic.  

What the hell was Gavin Newsom thinking!?

1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

I gave up on watching.  Not enough alcohol in the world for this.  But it felt like there had to be some secret message being emitted, that turned people who watched into mindless zombies.  Because what in the actual fuck is this?  How do people believe any of this?  How does anyone with an IQ above -2 think anything being uttered tonight makes any sense or is not a complete lie?

The Nazis didn’t just lead the world into WW2 on accident, it started in the 30s. We are now personally witnessing how that in fact actually happened.

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1 minute ago, yoladu said:

What the hell was Gavin Newsom thinking!?

Like you fellows always think before....? Nevermind. 

I tuned out during hostage storytime.  Did it get any more entertaining? 

Trump brought the economy back once before?! before when?

trump brought our economy back before?  from what?

democrat party! drink!

 

man that's not even near the top of the list of things that people who vote for Trump are delusional about but also this fucking bananas view that plastic women are beautiful

4 minutes ago, yoladu said:

What the hell was Gavin Newsom thinking!?

 

Undefeated.

we fixed racism in south carolina!

now the left is anarchist?  i thought they were socialist

OHMYGOD I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE!!!!

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28 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

more crazy

All someone has to do is demonize the voice and add some licking flames to the background.

So she's saying her mom wasn't American, and that her father was an illegal socialist Irish immigrant?

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democrat allies!  drink!

LOCH NESS MONSTER LIVES IN A LOCH YOU IDIOT

Loch Nees monster. That's a new one. 

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2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Seriously, Haley is the great hope of the Republican future?  She can't even deliver a speech without it sounding obscenely rehearsed and plastic.  

Wait until Ivanka speaks and then get back to us. Any more plastic and her middle name could be Dow. 

Jr talks like a guy that thinks he’s a great public speaker while in fact he’s just a grade A douche

Holy shit. I’ve never heard Jr give a speech before. The SNL parody of him is spot fucking on

You know an obstacle America CAN surmount? Jerry Falwell Jr’s wife.

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I think he has pink eye

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Cocaine? Alcohol? Both?

Is that Hunter Biden?

and then i noticed joe biden was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!

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