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#401
Just now, Longhorn said:

Is that Hunter Biden?

hunter and jr need to have a coke fueled debate

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#402
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

What’s wrong with his eyes?

Not nearly as much as what’s wrong with his personality.

#408

He is going to go dry hump one of the flags in the background after his speech isn't he 

#409

I feel kind of guilty for not watching the RNC convention. Like I’m being closed minded...
 

But fuck that. I’ve seen the last couple of years shit show. I don’t need to watch this shit show too 

#410
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What’s wrong with his eyes?

That’s what I’m saying. He’s on something.

#411
1 minute ago, elfenix said:

hunter and jr need to have a coke fueled debate

Would be entertaining.  

#412

My dad said school vouchers are the civil rights issue of ALL TIME! Take that, 19th century abolitionists!

#415

Our party is open to everyone! That’s why radicals aren’t allowed! 
 

What a deeply stupid person.

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#416

How does anybody listen to this shit and believe a single gotdamn part? It’s not even just “political” lies, it’s the complete opposite of truth

#421

I'm the only programming director that knows we need to... either shorten the show... or recast...

i am honestly sort of cracking up that MSNBC is letting if flow.....   yeah I know..... enemas....

 

Oh wow.... I almost wish Trump could still get Chachi

 

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#422
1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Our party is open to everyone! That’s why radicals aren’t allowed! 
 

What a deeply stupid person.

You do realize this is exactly what the Democrats say as well, right?

#424
1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

How does anybody listen to this shit and believe a single gotdamn part? It’s not even just “political” lies, it’s the complete opposite of truth

it's a combination of two things - being dumb and being a pussy

#425
1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Pretty clear now why JR went on night 1

Because it's all downhill from here.

#426

All my rep for today (I think I have lot left) if somebody can post or link the clip of whoever said something about women being attracted to men who could protect them from dinosaurs. please! 

#427

God bless each and every single one of you who are suffering through this and reporting on the highlights, er, lowlights.

My fragile psyche can’t bring myself to watch nor listen to one stinking second.

Plus, y’all make the immolation of our democracy pretty funny so that tempers the despair.

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#430
Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Pretty clear now why JR went on night 1

Busy week.  The levels of cocaine metabolites would have surged past 'RDJ/Less Than Zero' but not quite 'Richard Pryor in flames' by Thursday.

#434

Republican Senator: “Trust me. I failed the fuck out of every class I ever took!”

So. On. Brand.

#435
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Made me laugh

After Donald JR started fucking his dead brothers widow, I can’t believe Trump didn’t disown him.

#436
1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

Herschel walker is speaking at this?
 

what an idiot.

Dat trade, doe

#438

As a science, fact, and marketing person.... I would be sort of embarrassed from what I saw...  I actually wonder how Trump is not embarrassed as shit by this stuff.  Oh I forgot.... he believes his own lies... so there you go!

#446
11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

At least Tim Scott seems sober

Last time I saw Tim Scott was summer 2019.   We were hammered, wondering around Chelsea  looking for a good pizza place.  And despite being in New York, we could not find a decent slice of pie.  Damn shame.  Always liked him.  

#447

Tim Scott: I am a success story, so vote Republican for some reason! QED

What an empty speech.

#449

As someone who wants to see Trump lose worse than Mondale then die in prison, this sits well with me.  There's no way this crap is winning votes from the middle.

#450
Just now, Celery Man said:

Ah shit, I thought we were going to get Trump every night.

Trump spoke this afternoon. He asked for 12 more years and smirked when a heckler called Obama a “monkey.” I’m not kidding.

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