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2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Still trying wrap my head around guisada without cumin. 

It's a super simple dish.  And seriously, it was weird to me the first few times I ordered it out and tasted comino.  I like it.  Just different.

17 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:


Honestly you could probably mush it up put it in a tortilla like a burrito and fry it then drizzle chocolate on top

I’ve eaten peanut butter and Nutella on a toasted flour tortilla, because we were out of saltines.  If that’s wrong I don’t wanna be right.

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Still trying wrap my head around guisada without cumin. 

no joke.  I’ve never enjoyed guisada without full release. 

This thread is classic Shaggy. Arguments about how to cook eggs, arguments about what should or should not be in breakfast tacos, recipe sharing, etc. All started by OP who started this thread after posting in the Hey Steel Shank thread first where his taco belonged to begin with and should have ended there.

 

Team rice/beans/potatoes can be in breakfast taco 

Cumin is like cilantro -- some people have a near-violent aversion.

Personally, I'm team comino and team cilantro.

9 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

What kinda asshole eats rice for breakfast?  

Tamago kake gohan -- it's freaking delicious:

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So, like, a buncha Japanese people eat rice for breakfast.  And I do too, from time to time.

13 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

What kinda asshole eats rice for breakfast?  

I ate leftover fried rice this morning.  When I lived in Honolulu, our favorite breakfast place always had pork fried rice as a side to their scrambled egg dishes, and I always thought "Why the hell not?"

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I ate leftover fried rice this morning.  When I lived in Honolulu, our favorite breakfast place always had pork fried rice as a side to their scrambled egg dishes, and I always thought "Why the hell not?"

Amen.  I mean, I presume you were reading from the book of Steel Shank, 3:16.  That is some gospel truth when making eating decisions right there:  "Lo, I say unto you -- when presented with foodstuffs, thou shalt say "why the hell not?" and consume them."

I ate rice and beans and plantains for breakfast every single day I was in costa rica for a whole summer in college. 

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What kinda asshole eats rice for breakfast?  


Well your mom ate the rice out of my asshole for breakfast this morning.
6 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


Well your mom ate the rice out of my asshole for breakfast this morning.

 

You got Vibrio? 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I ate rice and beans and plantains for breakfast every single day I was in costa rica for a whole summer in college. 

 

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If I get up in the morning and all I've got to eat is eggs and rice, guess what I'm having for breakfast, bitches?

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Tamago kake gohan -- it's freaking delicious:

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So, like, a buncha Japanese people eat rice for breakfast.  And I do too, from time to time.

Tamago kake gohan?

Now THAT'S what I call a TACO!

 

On 8/21/2020 at 12:50 PM, luke duke said:

 

If sandwiches have their own thread, then tacos deserve one too.

 

Yesterday’s breakfast:

Corn/flour hybrid tortilla from Central Markup

Rice and beans that I made last weekend

Leftover brisket, also from last weekend

Scrambled egg

Cheese

Tabasco

 

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It looks great.  I'll be over to your place for breakfast tomorrow.  

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

If I get up in the morning and all I've got to eat is eggs and rice, guess what I'm having for breakfast, bitches?

I’d go with the eggs...but that’s just me.

Of course, having never been in that situation...I’d have probably gone with eggs, bloody Marys, bacon, mimosas, sausage, etc.

But again, just me 🤷‍♂️

9 hours ago, Landomatic said:

I’d go with the eggs...but that’s just me.

Of course, having never been in that situation...I’d have probably gone with eggs, bloody Marys, bacon, mimosas, sausage, couple of trashy drunk chicks, etc.

But again, just me 🤷‍♂️

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Speaking of a "check out this fucking taco" moment, I had one myself here in SA the other day...

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Guisada needs more carne, but otherwise pretty fuckin' good.

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Address: 2314 Steves Ave, San Antonio, TX 78210

Speaking of a "check out this fucking taco" moment, I had one myself here in SA the other day...
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Today it will be Rolando's Super Taco...

 

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16 hours ago, Landomatic said:

What kinda asshole eats rice for breakfast?  

You want to know how i know you've never been to Asia.  

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Today it will be Rolando's Super Taco...
 
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You need to complete the trifecta tomorrow by eating the Okie at Las Palapas.

Done it many times, but that's a 2:30am'er after Midnight Rodeo and, unfortunately, those days are gone.

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

You want to know how i know you've never been to Asia.  

Plenty of assholes in Asia.

Goddamn....Cajun's posts make me hungry as shit.  The tacos look good, but it's the fluffy homemade flour tortillas that make them transcendent.  A couple of years ago, the boy had a baseball tournament somewhere on the SW side of SA.  Between games, I had time to kill, and drove up and down a road that had a shitload of businesses with signs in spanish.  I found a store that made and sold perfect flour tortillas.  I bought 6 dozen to bring home (they freeze just fine).  Every taco I made for months tasted like S. Texas.  

I'm fucking jealous.

Salt Lick : Austin BBQ | Las Palapas : SA Tex-Mex

I don’t go to Palapas for the Mexican food. I’ve never actually had enchiladas or tacos in my 30+ year history of eating there. I go for the Okie, breakfast tacos, or their huevos rancheros.

Here are some breakfast I made this morning. Bean, bacon, egg, and cheese.

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16 hours ago, luke duke said:

 


Well your mom ate the rice out of my asshole for breakfast this morning.

 

Why was there rice in your ass? 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddamn....Cajun's posts make me hungry as shit.  The tacos look good, but it's the fluffy homemade flour tortillas that make them transcendent.  A couple of years ago, the boy had a baseball tournament somewhere on the SW side of SA.  Between games, I had time to kill, and drove up and down a road that had a shitload of businesses with signs in spanish.  I found a store that made and sold perfect flour tortillas.  I bought 6 dozen to bring home (they freeze just fine).  Every taco I made for months tasted like S. Texas.  

I'm fucking jealous.

Now I'm just being mean...

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Right fuckin' here bitches!

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Why was there rice in your ass? 


They were actually pin worms.
31 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Cajun dominating!

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On 9/1/2020 at 3:28 PM, Landomatic said:

What kinda asshole eats rice for breakfast?  

You hate Central America tambien?

Rice is delicious with breakfast but should never be placed inside a taco... Of any kind...

 

3 minutes ago, Drunk Stoner said:

You hate Central America tambien?

Rice is delicious with breakfast but should never be placed inside a taco... Of any kind...

 

Username does not check out.

 

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Valentina's BBQ for breakfast.

Real deal Holifield and pork carnitas.

So good!

 

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check out these fucking duck confit tacos i had for lunch yesterday

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