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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

What else am I missing?

I don't know what you're missing but I'm sure missing your momma's pussy right about now

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  • The “I used to vote Republican” line is the CR’s version of “I have a black friend.”   

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

There shouldn’t be much disagreement on that. Those guys are morons, not only for going out that night instead of watching the riots on their TVs while drinking Keystone Light, but approaching someone in a volatile situation who’s carrying a rifle. Even if I decide to go out and watch some senseless rioting for shits and giggles, going near someone openly carrying is a big nope for me. Stupid games and all.

Yup. Everyone involved fucked around and found out. Which is why I believe that Kyle should have been charged with something, just not murder.

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yup. Everyone involved fucked around and found out. Which is why I believe that Kyle should have been charged with something, just not murder.

“My client’s a moron. That’s not against the law.”

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yup. Everyone involved fucked around and found out. Which is why I believe that Kyle should have been charged with something, just not murder.

He should have been charged with the unlawful carrying misdemeanor only.  Then let the appellate courts give some guidance on whether the statute is impermissibly vague.

Gaige G should have been charged with aggravated assault and unlawfully carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

“My client’s a moron. That’s not against the law.”

Thankfully. Or 18 year old me would be behind bars.

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

He should have been charged with the unlawful carrying misdemeanor only. 

Maybe. I'm not versed in Wisconsin law (nor Bird Law)

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

He should have been charged with the unlawful carrying misdemeanor only.  Then let the appellate courts give some guidance on whether the statute is impermissibly vague.

Gaige G should have been charged with aggravated assault and unlawfully carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.

I do believe one of the videos caught him jaywalking.

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I do believe one of the videos caught him jaywalking.

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10 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Once again I don’t think it will affect the decision of the jury. But it’s a totally legitimate criticism of the judge. Which taints the process.

Charging Rittenhouse taints the process. Not charging the other guy with a gun charge taints the process. Applause just gives the mouthbreathers butthurt.

1 minute ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Charging Rittenhouse taints the process. Not charging the other guy with a gun charge taints the process. Applause just gives the mouthbreathers butthurt.

I have a question completely relevant to the topic on hand -- who's that in your avatar?

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

So I haven’t been following this in great detail, but I gather that this kid is going to be acquitted, and anointed a right-wing hero, with MAGA Marjorie Taylor Greene-wannabes lining up to bang him, all because he left his mom’s basement one evening with an automatic rifle to go play Army guy in some shit Wisconsin town.

What else am I missing?

As usual, the germane facts.

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As usual, the germane facts.

You don't think he'll be acquitted?  Or is it the "mom's basement" part?

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The “I used to vote Republican” line is the CR’s version of “I have a black friend.” 
 

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You don't think he'll be acquitted?  Or is it the "mom's basement" part?

The rifle thing ... I do not know if he lived in his mom's basement ... but he definitely didn't take a rifle from there.

You can have all the masturbatory fantasies you want about the Capitol, MAGA, Russian hackers, white supremacy, etc. ... just get the basics correct.

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4 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

The rifle thing ... I do not know if he lived in his mom's basement ... but he definitely didn't take a rifle from there.

You can have all the masturbatory fantasies you want about the Capitol, MAGA, Russian hackers, white supremacy, etc. ... just get the basics correct.

I see, he didn't actually go from his mom's basement with the rifle to Kenosha.  Highly germane fact.  I will issue a correction in tomorrow's paper.

12 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

The “I used to vote Republican” line is the CR’s version of “I have a black friend.” 
 

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17 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

The “I used to vote Republican” line is the CR’s version of “I have a black friend.” 
 

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26 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Charging Rittenhouse taints the process. Not charging the other guy with a gun charge taints the process. Applause just gives the mouthbreathers butthurt.

 

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I have a question completely relevant to the topic on hand -- who's that in your avatar?

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SA:  "wait, MOM?  Is that you?

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No one here thinks he's a hero.

You must have Johnny Sack on ignore, just like me.

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30 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

The “I used to vote Republican” line is the CR’s version of “I have a black friend.” 
 

 

17 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

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I think the world is a better place that a serial child rapist is no longer alive to rape young boys.  So in that sense, I am glad he was there.

Judge did not accept inclusion of lesser-included charges on the Rosenbaum charge or Jump Kick Man charge.

Allowing it for McGinnis.

2nd Reckless against Huber tossed for the same reasons as above.  Other lessers included.

No lessers on Grosskreutz(sp?) accepted.

For some of these the judge said he is still  considering.

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3 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Judge did not accept inclusion of lesser-included charges on the Rosenbaum charge or Jump Kick Man charge.

Allowing it for McGinnis.

2nd Reckless against Huber tossed for the same reasons as above.  Other lessers included.

Big. I think the only hope for the prosecution at this point would be a jury who feels like he needs to be guilty of "something". 

Prosecution shooting themselves in the foot on gun charge.  They had mischaracterized the law in pretrial to get it included and I guess they just ran with that interpretation.

Sounds like it will be dismissed later but there's no motion for it in front of the judge unless he does it sua sponte.

To be fair, he isn't guilty of it anyway and would easily win an appeal.

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Too late now to edit:

The judge is only issuing the relevant instruction on gun possession - defendant under 17 or in possession of something other than a shotgun or rifle

(Exception/requirements for hunting do not apply).

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I agree that he isn’t a hero. I just believe he is innocent and has been unjustifiably slandered every step of the way.

I believe KR was much more in the right to be there putting out fires and rendering medical aid than the people who were there to burn it down.

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

 

Your Honor, I'd like to voir dire the witness.

10 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Now that is a witness I could get behind.

46 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Big. I think the only hope for the prosecution at this point would be a jury who feels like he needs to be guilty of "something". 

Or a jury that's accurately aware that their city will burn for another four nights if he's acquitted and is willing to throw a naive, not-very-bright kid under the bus as a sacrificial lamb to the social justice movement.

Also, if you saw the kid's mom on TV last night, you will realize he never, ever had a chance in life, "white privilege" be damned. Woman looked and sounded like she had cooked her brain on drugs '80s frying egg commercial style since she was 12. Couldn't put a complete sentence together and let's just say meth, it doesn't do a body good. 

Best-case scenario for the kid is he gets acquitted and someone points him to the Covington Catholic High School's lawyer to start picking off media outlets, stars with Twitter accounts, and even Joe Biden for calling him a murderer and white supremacist.

1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

The “I used to vote Republican” line is the CR’s version of “I have a black friend.” 
 

Hey listen, I...

2 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

Hey listen, I...

Enjoy purgatory.  What's your new handle gonna be, GRU?

4 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Voir dire? I’m going to call prima nocta 

Could've done without the visual of Michael Scott banging Phyllis Vance.

4 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Voir dire? I’m going to call prima nocta 

Aren't you supposed to be having lunch with OCSpur?  

34 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Smoke show? Thinning hair, no lips and looks like bad skin covered up by caked on make-up. 

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Just now, immortal13 said:

Smoke show? Thinning hair, no lips and looks like bad skin covered up my caked on make-up. 

It's all relative to the surroundings.

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2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Smoke show? Thinning hair, no lips and looks like bad skin covered up my caked on make-up. 

Surly only bangs 10s / 1% argument.

The only thing that might be interesting to come from this case is the entire "zoom/pinch" evidence. Assuming Rittenhouse is convicted on something, this could be brought up on appeal an have an effect on future case law. "Manipulated" evidence is obviously not admissible. Are videos taken in 1040p but shown on 4k manipulated? Interesting questions.

7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

It's all relative to the surroundings.

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Caught you looking, Kyle.

16 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Smoke show? Thinning hair, no lips and looks like bad skin covered up by caked on make-up. 

Look, we got posters on this board who bang my 76-year-old mom. This chic is a 10 in their eyes.

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

Some of us have jobs and don’t get to play golf every day

I believe you have me mistaken with @chitwood

Looks like judge is considering lesser charges, might manslaughter be an option for jury?

31 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Smoke show? Thinning hair, no lips and looks like bad skin covered up by caked on make-up. 

Is this a joke? Anything wrong with her elbows? 

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