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1 minute ago, Satoshi said:

So, nothing happened?

Knope.

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5 hours ago, Bevo said:

How quickly can you read through 32 pages of boring shit?

I dunno. I have Randolph Duke on ignore.

29 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

So, nothing happened?

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Edit:  While I'm here, here's the only true analysis:

1) Dumb shit went out with gun looking for trouble, he found it.
2) But... dumber criminal shits fucked around and found out.  Dumbasses.
3) He's not guilty in any way of murder, jury might find him guilty of illegal parking or some lesser charge.

Edited by phdhorn


I believe the flat earthers.

FIFY
8 hours ago, jkates said:

Have any of the legal experts opined on how long the jury might deliberate? Are they expecting a verdict today? Tomorrow? Next week?

However long it takes for the jury to get their families out of Kenosha and make sure their homeowners insurance is up to date.

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Mayonnaise sucks. It really really sucks. 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

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I refuse to live in a world without deviled eggs. 

4 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Apparently he's the guy in the RWB trunks.  His sister got in a fight with another girl and he got involved (per the reddit post).  Completely irrelevant to the current case.

@immortal13 you really are a special kind of snowflake. 

13 hours ago, phdhorn said:

1) Dumb shit went out with gun looking for trouble, he found it.

Everyone agrees with this. I look forward to the same argument being made for the defendants in the Ahmaud Arbery case. /s

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Everyone agrees with this. I look forward to the same argument being made for the defendants in the Ahmaud Arbery case. /s

What is that case?

Defense filed emergency motion for Mistrial with prejudice.  Claims state withheld higher definition version of some video evidence.  And then apparently used it in close when it hadn’t been admitted.  Be interested to see their response before jumping to any conclusion.  

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

What is that case?

It's shitty. Three white dudes chased a black dude that was allegedly robbing from a house being built. Cornered him, shot him. 

The media narrative is wrong again, but these guys are shitheads. If they don't go down, shit will.

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Defense filed emergency motion for Mistrial with prejudice.  Claims state withheld higher definition version of some video evidence.  And then apparently used it in close when it hadn’t been admitted.  Be interested to see their response before jumping to any conclusion.  

I think once it's to the jury, the judge will let them decide. However, they need to put these motions in for appeal (which I believe they have a very strong case for if he's found guilty).

I’m sure the jurors would love a mistrial with prejudice. Not having to render a verdict might keep them from having their lives destroyed. 

1 minute ago, 3adays said:

I’m sure the jurors would love a mistrial with prejudice. Not having to render a verdict might keep them from having their lives destroyed. 

"Proud to be an American" would be the most downloaded song on Itunes. Asian food sales would skyrocket.

5 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

 

Proper grammar gives no fucks when it comes to idiots and their chants.

So the anarchists are for The State? This is a weird timeline. 

Wait wait wait.  So jumpkickman has been identified, he approached the prosecution before the trial and they hid him from the court.  And lied to the court saying they tried to find him and ID him?  WTF!!!!!

2 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

 

My daughter got her undergrad from ODU lol

57 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

 

That's a strong contender for the saddest group of protestors ever.  Can't stop laughing.

8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

That's a strong contender for the saddest group of protestors ever.  Can't stop laughing.

It's a cool 55 there.

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Defense filed emergency motion for Mistrial with prejudice.  Claims state withheld higher definition version of some video evidence.  And then apparently used it in close when it hadn’t been admitted.  Be interested to see their response before jumping to any conclusion.  

Dailymail is typically dogshit reporting but they do have jpgs of the motion if you want to read it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10210087/Prosecutors-Kenosha-shooter-trial-WITHHELD-evidence-defense.html

29 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Wait wait wait.  So jumpkickman has been identified, he approached the prosecution before the trial and they hid him from the court.  And lied to the court saying they tried to find him and ID him?  WTF!!!!!

What the actual fuck?

35 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Wait wait wait.  So jumpkickman has been identified, he approached the prosecution before the trial and they hid him from the court.  And lied to the court saying they tried to find him and ID him?  WTF!!!!!

Where is this documented?

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Defense filed emergency motion for Mistrial with prejudice.  Claims state withheld higher definition version of some video evidence.  And then apparently used it in close when it hadn’t been admitted.  Be interested to see their response before jumping to any conclusion.  

they pinched when they should've zoomed.

Just now, 52-80 said:

they pinched when they should've zoomed.

Doesn't this post go in the shart thread?

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

 

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47 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Wait wait wait.  So jumpkickman has been identified, he approached the prosecution before the trial and they hid him from the court.  And lied to the court saying they tried to find him and ID him?  WTF!!!!!

where did you read this?

49 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Wait wait wait.  So jumpkickman has been identified, he approached the prosecution before the trial and they hid him from the court.  And lied to the court saying they tried to find him and ID him?  WTF!!!!!

If true, someone should get disbarred. 

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Defense filed emergency motion for Mistrial with prejudice.  Claims state withheld higher definition version of some video evidence.  And then apparently used it in close when it hadn’t been admitted.  Be interested to see their response before jumping to any conclusion.  

when did this motion occur and where did you read about it?

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

when did this motion occur and where did you read about it?

see post 4142

I heard the guy that hosts the legal insurrection channel that is covering the trial. They prosecution charged him with arson and has him on ice so basically he could take the fifth during the Rittenhouse trial to avoid implicating himself in the arson charge. I have not taken the time to research it, but that is what the legal insurrection guy said, and he seems to have a good handle on the events of this case.

45 minutes ago, davidg said:

Dailymail is typically dogshit reporting but they do have jpgs of the motion if you want to read it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10210087/Prosecutors-Kenosha-shooter-trial-WITHHELD-evidence-defense.html

That's not the jumpkick man issue.

The jumpkick man was withheld story comes from a radio talk show host  in Wisconsin.

https://newstalk1130.iheart.com/featured/common-sense-central/content/2021-11-16-the-disturbing-story-of-the-rittenhouse-cases-mysterious-jump-kick-man/

"The Dan O'Donnell Show" can now report exclusively that Jump Kick Man is a 40-year-old Black male from Kenosha with an extensive criminal record who was at the time of the Rittenhouse shootings on probation following a conviction for domestic violence battery. He faced a maximum sentence of nine months in jail, but less than two months before he kicked Rittenhouse, he accepted a plea deal that netted him 12 months' probation. The following year, he violated the terms of his probation and was sentenced to seven months in jail.

 

This story is being promoted by Q-friendly websites like Tiger Droppings, and apparently Surly nowhttps://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/rittenhouse-jump-kick-man-has-been-identified/99625106/

 

Edited by washparkhorn

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

So the anarchists are for The State? This is a weird timeline. 

I ponder this a lot ... it is a weird time. I think we have historic precedents where there are armed thugs in the streets doing the will of the state and being actively supported by 

Spoiler

being more specific will trigger the snowflakes but you know who they are posting bail, offering support, etc.

 

19 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

when did this motion occur and where did you read about it?

Its in the DailyMail link above

6 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Its in the DailyMail link above

The daily mail link has nothing to do with the jumpkick man.  Stop Q'ing up Surly.

Just now, washparkhorn said:

The daily mail link has nothing to do with the jumpkick man.  Stop Q'ing up Surly.

He was asking about the motion to dismiss with prejudice.  Which is shown in the dailymail link.

Christ.

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

The daily mail link has nothing to do with the jumpkick man.  Stop Russia Hoaxing up Surly.

FIFY.

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6 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

The daily mail link has nothing to do with the jumpkick man.  Stop Q'ing up Surly.

found him. 

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6 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

The daily mail link has nothing to do with the jumpkick man.  Stop Q'ing up Surly.

He was asking about the motion to dismiss with prejudice which was filed on the 15th.  If the defense withheld exculpatory evidence until after evidence closed, a mistrial with prejudice may damn well be warranted.  I will wait to see the state's response.  But this would not be the first time those assholes fucked with Kyle Rittenhouse's constitutional rights in this trial.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

He was asking about the motion to dismiss with prejudice which was filed on the 15th.  If the defense withheld exculpatory evidence until after evidence closed, a mistrial with prejudice may damn well be warranted.  I will wait to see the state's response.  But this would not be the first time those assholes fucked with Kyle Rittenhouse's constitutional rights in this trial.

When you argue with a fool, it's just two fools arguing.

4 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

found him. 

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It's an interesting psychological phenomenon. People know it isn't true, but it heightens their interest so willingly choose to act as if the story is real.

Wasn't a key part of the slender man tale a murder in Wisconsin of a young girl?  On brand, I suppose.

13 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

He was asking about the motion to dismiss with prejudice.  Which is shown in the dailymail link.

Christ.

um, i asked about both.

i thought the motion to dismiss was old news that i read yesterday, and it was:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-kyle-rittenhouse-defense-mistrial-prosecutorial-misconduct-20211116-awjig565ynf3xknzhavdxdh7tm-story.html

the kick man, you're getting your news from am radio.

what i dislike, especially on this thread, is people making news assertions without news links. @Johnny Sack what i thought you were doing is presenting new news that just happened without a link. this thread is a shitshow of people just saying fuckall without any kind of news backup. 

you want opinions? go to cloak room. you want news? post real news. there's a reason this thread is a disaster.

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

um, i asked about both.

i thought the motion to dismiss was old news that i read yesterday, and it was:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-kyle-rittenhouse-defense-mistrial-prosecutorial-misconduct-20211116-awjig565ynf3xknzhavdxdh7tm-story.html

the kick man, you're getting your news from am radio.

what i dislike, especially on this thread, is people making news assertions without news links. @Johnny Sack what i thought you were doing is presenting new news that just happened without a link. this thread is a shitshow of people just saying fuckall without any kind of news backup. 

you want opinions? go to cloak room. you want news? post real news. there's a reason this thread is a disaster.

You didn't ask about both in the post I quoted.

 

I responded directly to a direct question and am somehow accused of Q'ing, disinformation.....

 

Fucking bullshit.

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