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5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

All it is is white grievance masked by a claim for muh guns with a mix of psychosis. A white supremacist took up arms against white traitor protestors and killed and shot them. Merica.

They shouldn’t care one way or the other about this verdict but they do for that one reason alone. It’s why Kyle is on Fox News right now and why the right is turning him into some sort of hero to be worshipped. 
 

Oh but Johnny sack also has a black friend he goes hunting with and nobody shoots anyone. So it’s all good. Maybe it’s Allan west. 

The worst part about all this is it’s just a game to the people pulling the strings. They start these fires so people don’t focus on how we’re all getting fleeced and cheated out of a better future. The right versus left divide is mostly manufactured. Keep the pitchfork people fighting with the torch people so they don’t notice who is really responsible for diminishing everyone’s quality of life. This game is as old as time. The consequences are known too.  
 

 

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14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

We celebrate the death of people who actively threaten us.  

For example. When Trump finally croaks the biggest celebration party the world has ever seen will break out.
 

Why? Because he’s a huge threat to the entire world minus the faux Christian evangelicals who want the world destroyed so they can finally meet Jesus. Boy are they in for a surprise when they finally do because Jesus is gonna be pissed. 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The worst part about all this is it’s just a game to the people pulling the strings. They start these fires so people don’t focus on how we’re all getting fleeced and cheated out of a better future. The right versus left divide is mostly manufactured. Keep the pitchfork people fighting with the torch people so they don’t notice who is really responsible for diminishing everyone’s quality of life. This game is as old as time. The consequences are known too.  
 

 

Yep. Other than making a shitload of money this is the entire reason Fox News exists and why they introduced the red v. Blue narrative in the late 90s. They needed something to replace black v. White which wasn’t working as well. 

5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Show up on my lawn with a skateboard? Ima coming out blasting!

It’s a good thing all these threats you keep making will most likely be inadmissible should you ever have to defend yourself.  

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

It’s a good thing all these threats you keep making will most likely be inadmissible should you ever have to defend yourself.  

Yep. Hopefully I draw judge ringtone. 

11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

You’re scared of guys wielding skateboards too? 

why dont you try slinging your skateboard around and find out?

Just now, 52-80 said:

why dont you try slinging your skateboard around and find out?

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9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The worst part about all this is it’s just a game to the people pulling the strings. They start these fires so people don’t focus on how we’re all getting fleeced and cheated out of a better future. The right versus left divide is mostly manufactured. Keep the pitchfork people fighting with the torch people so they don’t notice who is really responsible for diminishing everyone’s quality of life. This game is as old as time. The consequences are known too.  
 

 

Come on now, Elon Musk would have to sell stock to afford paying taxes!  Why should billionaires have to pay for things? I mean when you are cold and trapped in your home while the power grid fails, just warm yourself with the thought that Elon and Bezos and his brother are so bored they are spending hundreds of millions to go to space.   

28 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

We celebrate the death of people who actively threaten us.  

This is the level of trolling I come to surly for. 

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

Elon Musk would have to sell stock to afford paying taxes!

He did sell stock to pay BILLIONS in taxes in the last few weeks.  Try to keep up, numbnuts.

2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

This is the level of trolling I come to surly for. 

He actually offered it seriously.  I guarantee you he is now eating paste and trying to work out the contradiction.

Edited by Incredulity

> shitpost other thread into being closed

> move to this thread to shitpost more

> ???

> Profit!

Weird how a white supremacist on a shooting spree did not just target the plethora of black people on the street?

Instead he shot only white guys attacking him.

Are you sure about that? Do you have your facts straight?

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4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

He actually offered it seriously.  I guarantee you he is now eating paste and trying to work out the contradiction.

It’s because their brain is broken. My feelies don’t like this, so here is what’s right and wrong!!1!!  

7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

He did sell stock to pay BILLIONS in taxes in the last few weeks.  Try to keep up, numbnuts.

And he is still the wealthiest man in the world.  Fancy that, he must work harder than any man alive.  And Elon is just a poster boy.  The AT&Ts, Exxons, Ratheons, Humanas, Facebooks, Wal-Marts, and Amazons are all in on the game too. The money is not hard to follow when it is going to so few hands. 

14 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

He did sell stock to pay BILLIONS in taxes in the last few weeks.  Try to keep up, numbnuts.

Oh you are just too precious.

16 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

This is the level of trolling I come to surly for. 

Not trolling. I'm serious.

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Not trolling. I'm serious.

You're seriously a pussy. 

6 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

You're seriously a pussy. 

And you are a waste of time.  You don't really belong here and you have nothing to offer.  

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

 A white supremacist took up arms against white traitor protestors and killed and shot them. Merica.

They shouldn’t care one way or the other about this verdict but they do for that one reason alone. 

There is HD footage (released 5 days AFTER the trial started) clearly showing your narrative is a lie. We know you have seen it and others, yet you double down on propaganda. 
 

This is a victory for due process and a loss for propaganda. You have clearly chosen to side with propaganda. 

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Just now, Bullneck said:

And you are a waste of time.  You don't really belong here and you have nothing to offer.  

This you? 

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

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Haha fuck those pieces of shit. They should stick to reporting the news instead of pushing their liberal agenda. Now they are going to lose big in a lawsuit because of the lies they published. Fuck them

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

All it is is white grievance masked by a claim for muh guns with a mix of psychosis. A white supremacist took up arms against white traitor protestors and killed and shot them. Merica.

They shouldn’t care one way or the other about this verdict but they do for that one reason alone. It’s why Kyle is on Fox News right now and why the right is turning him into some sort of hero to be worshipped. 
 

Oh but Johnny sack also has a black friend he goes hunting with and nobody shoots anyone. So it’s all good. Maybe it’s Allan west. 

Come on JJ you can't be this stupid. Kyle Rittenhouse didn't choose his attackers, they chose him. 

 

They chose poorly

Just now, immortal13 said:

Come on JJ you can't be this stupid. 

Clearly you aren’t familiar with JimmyJames

41 minutes ago, Captainant said:

> shitpost other thread into being closed

> move to this thread to shitpost more

> ???

> Profit!

You are one dumb motherfucker. We didn't want this thread moved to the Surly shithole. It was done by one of your own teammates

14 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Just crossed state lines today once, will cross again in a couple hours.

Sounds like something only a white supremacist would do

7 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Sounds like something only a white supremacist would do

Did he cross county lines too??? Them dang Duke boys!!

26 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

You are one dumb motherfucker. We didn't want this thread moved to the Surly shithole. It was done by one of your own teammates

Snowflake doesn't want to leave safespace, news at 11!

43 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Snowflake doesn't want to leave safespace, news at 11!

I'm here bitch. Tell me more about crossing state lines....omg!!!! Lmao

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36 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

You are one dumb motherfucker. We didn't want this thread moved to the Surly shithole. It was done by one of your own teammates

It was moved from the Surly shithole.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

It was moved from the Surly shithole.

You are so funny!!! I love your jokes!

C'mon, he was going into Wisconsin.  He zips in, he picks 'em up, he zips right out again.  He wasn't going into Moscow.  It's Wisconsin, it's like going into Czechoslovakia.  

-PVT John Winger

Kyle, "Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once.  Forget it!" 

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I was thinking about runnin' some shine 'cross a few state lines, oh wait....Surly said that's bad. Reckon I better not risk it 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m considering messing with Texas this afternoon. 

You seem like the type of shitstain that would litter 🤣

so it got lost yesterday in all the dick measuring going on so i'll ask again...

anybody know anything about the status of the Daniel Perry case beyond the indictment, and does this case set a massive precedent for his defense? like, were his lawyers ecstatic yesterday? genuinely interested in how this case impacts our own shitshow.

i think of all the regressive 'progress' being made in this country, turning us back into the wild west with everybody carrying everywhere and shootouts in the streets is maybe my favorite. maybe we'll get some Little Bill safe spaces lol

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pew pew motherfuckers!

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Irony level midnight 

Situation A - Rittenhouse stays home that night and watches "Seinfeld" reruns.  He's not threatened in any way.  It's just like a person who feels like drinking a six pack at home.  As long as he doesn't jump into a car and endangering others, there's no problem and no one dies.

Situation B - Americans are concerned about dying from a horrible disease while some people feel like spreading disinformation about that deadly disease and the efficacy of the vaccine (the thing everyone has to have to go to public school or visit another country).  I'm not sad when people who said Covid was a "hoax" or "the flu" die from Covid.

I suggest you stop using the word "irony" until you understand its meaning.

12 minutes ago, mchookem said:

pew pew motherfuckers!

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14 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

@immamac, I think this thread should be shut down just like the other.  

Nope, going to keep this open but just start giving days off for off topic posts.

This is the last warning.

57 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

@immamac, I think this thread should be shut down just like the other.  

SHUT. IT. DOWN. IMMA.

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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

@immamac, I think this thread should be shut down just like the other.  

I’m sure you do think it should after all the embarrassing shit you and all the other leftist dumbfucks posted in it 

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’m sure you do think it should after all the embarrassing shit you and all the other leftist dumbfucks posted in it

user taking a day off for trolling/no content
 

lol.  This fucking place.  

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3 hours ago, Bravo said:

Good morning. I see state line talk is still happening. I am also going to be crossing state lines in 2 days. Hope I don't get arrested. 

What are you packing and what’s your intent?

The world needs more Little Bills and less wannabe English Bobs like Kyle. 
 

Best scene out of many great scenes from the greatest western ever. Sort of fits this occasion. 
 

 

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