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Falwell Jr. watches young stud bang his wife for 7 years?

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7 years?

That's a long time to fuck. I am usually asleep after 7 minutes. 

Thank God the gays can't get married. They will destroy the sanctity of marriage!

I want to be clear, I hate hypocrites and don't give two shits what you do as consenting adults.

Well, then, it appears that Jerry Jr. is an actual cuck.  For real.


I want to be clear, I hate hypocrites and don't give two shits what you do as consenting adults.


This right here times eleventy billion.

The dude is a cunt.
11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, then, it appears that Jerry Jr. is an actual cuck.  For real.

He & Jimbo oughta form a club.

15 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, then, it appears that Jerry Jr. is an actual cuck.  For real.

I know. I’m shocked! 

What did anyone expect from a pig but a grunt?

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Eagerly awaiting the tearful mea culpa video that seems to be the rage with these fake faith salesmen.

 

11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Eagerly awaiting the tearful mea culpa video that seems to be the rage with these fake faith salesmen.

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I've been trying to get ahold of the wife to see when she's in town. Seems DTF.

when asking your wife to watch you swallow cock, the most important thing to remember is federal judicial appointments .  it really makes the ball-gargling a little smoother

How the fuck do you some of you look at your children in the morning?  Honestly?  I guess because you got a new Aston-Martin lease?  

I've been trying to get ahold of the wife to see when she's in town. Seems DTF.

Are you a young Latin pool boy?
22 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Wonder if I’d be allowed to get a pool girl for a few years?

Sure. You know, as long as you don’t have an actual pool for them to destroy

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27 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Are you a young Latin pool boy?

No, but I'll pretend I am.

There he goes.  Johnny Horsecock.  Rollin'.

I speak a poquito of Spanish,  going to give it a try. Just stand by the pool with a net?

58 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I've been trying to get ahold of the wife to see when she's in town. Seems DTF.

She’s staying with South Austin’s mom.

Any P1's out there? Anyone hear The Ticket the other day? The Generic Youth Minister was not happy about Mr. Falwell.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, then, it appears that Jerry Jr. is an actual cuck.  For real.

I thought only leftists could be cucks. 

Here’s their daughter. Maybe the apple doesn’t fall far from the sex craved tree?spacer.png

I dig the puritanical all-white ensemble.  But she looks like she's going into the bathroom of an interstate rest stop.  Curious paradox.  

Also, would.  And in that restroom, too.  

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8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I dig the puritanical all-white ensemble.  But she looks like she's going into the bathroom of an interstate rest stop.  Curious paradox.  

Also, would 

Yep, I noticed that this is basically a perfect picture for that family right now. Dressed up to look pure. In reality? About to get nasty.

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I dig the puritanical all-white ensemble.  But she looks like she's going into the bathroom of an interstate rest stop.  Curious paradox.  

Also, would 

You couldn't be more fucking wrong.

That's the bathroom of a gas station that sells unbranded gas, somewhere on a two-lane road in a truly shitty part of South Carolina (could also be Georgia).  Trust me.  I've taken a dump in LOTS of unsavory places.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Trust me.  I've taken a dump in LOTS of unsavory places.

Stormy Daniel's mouth for starters. 

I went with "rest stop" because they are rumored to be rural locales for illicit sex rendezvous.  But we would have accepted unbranded gas station as well.  I'm skipping over most of the Falwell/Liberty shit because it's on target for 2020.  But I have to admit, I really to know what was going on this photograph of her, and why she thought to post it to social media.  Why so playfully billowing out her pants like that?  Why so happy to be going into a haunted restroom?  Why not chop off the photo to exclude the mold and busted door hinge.  And most importantly, those tits look like two border collies playing under a duvet cover...why not set them free?  

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You couldn't be more fucking wrong.

That's the bathroom of a gas station that sells unbranded gas, somewhere on a two-lane road in a truly shitty part of South Carolina (could also be Georgia).  Trust me.  I've taken a dump in LOTS of unsavory places.

Brisket forgoing missionary and heading straight for the cleveland steamer. I guess fortune does favor the bold.

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

And most importantly, those tits look like two border collies playing under a duvet cover...why not set them free?  

Man them chihuahuas, at best. Not that I'd be against seeing them, tho. 

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You couldn't be more fucking wrong.

That's the bathroom of a gas station that sells unbranded gas, somewhere on a two-lane road in a truly shitty part of South Carolina (could also be Georgia).  Trust me.  I've taken a dump in LOTS of unsavory places.

Worst one I ever dumped in was in the basement of the US Customs/BP building in Laredo.

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Brisket forgoing missionary and heading straight for the cleveland steamer. I guess fortune does favor the bold.

It's the Falwell family, dude -- clearly NOTHING is off-limits.

24 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yep, I noticed that this is basically a perfect picture for that family right now. Dressed up to look pure. In reality? About to get nasty.

Falwell is a felcher too?

On 8/26/2020 at 7:00 PM, Steel Shank said:

I've been trying to get ahold of the wife to see when she's in town. Seems DTF.

Definitely would too, but I admit I might struggle to fully perform with the distraction of Jerry Jr. jacking it in the corner. 

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You couldn't be more fucking wrong.

That's the bathroom of a gas station that sells unbranded gas, somewhere on a two-lane road in a truly shitty part of South Carolina (could also be Georgia).  Trust me.  I've taken a dump in LOTS of unsavory places.

So she's a classy lot lizard.

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Definitely would too, but I admit I might struggle to fully perform with the distraction of Jerry Jr. jacking it in the corner. 

Close your eyes and plow away!

28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Stormy Daniel's mouth for starters. 

I went with "rest stop" because they are rumored to be rural locales for illicit sex rendezvous.  But we would have accepted unbranded gas station as well.  I'm skipping over most of the Falwell/Liberty shit because it's on target for 2020.  But I have to admit, I really to know what was going on this photograph of her, and why she thought to post it to social media.  Why so playfully billowing out her pants like that?  Why so happy to be going into a haunted restroom?  Why not chop off the photo to exclude the mold and busted door hinge.  And most importantly, those tits look like two border collies playing under a duvet cover...why not set them free?  

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On 8/26/2020 at 5:02 PM, TornACL said:

7 years?

That's a long time to fuck. I am usually asleep after 7 minutes. 

That’s what my mom says. Wait . . . .

21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Worst one I ever dumped in was in the basement of the US Customs/BP building in Laredo.

Bullshit.  You spent time in Mexico.  Of my top 10 nastiest places to ever drop a deuce, at least half are Pemex stations (there was one in Camargo where the toilet wasn't even attached to the floor).

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Bullshit.  You spent time in Mexico.  Of my top 10 nastiest places to ever drop a deuce, at least half are Pemex stations (there was one in Camargo where the toilet wasn't even attached to the floor).

I shit into a hole on the floor in a Uruguayan gas station.  That was interesting.

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I shit into a hole on the floor in a Uruguayan gas station.  That was interesting.

Huh.  All the places I've visited in Uruguay were nicer.  Paraguay as well.....although we did end up inadvertently having lunch at a place where fugitive nazis hung out:

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The property next to Eugene’s, a lovely and secluded holiday resort, hosted Mengele at least twice. Nowadays it bears no sign of its former guest, except perhaps in its proudly Teutonic name: Hotel Tyrol.

Pleased to report that the shitter there was up to exacting German standards.  Had I known that it hosted Mengele, I'd have left an upper decker.

Back to the Falwell Family of Perversions -- they have my full support.  Daughter, Becki, all of 'em.  We'd be a much happier society if everyone could relax and let their freak flag fly.  The happiest countries in the world also have a "free body culture" and very liberal sexual morality.  Not a coincidence, I say.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Bullshit.  You spent time in Mexico.  Of my top 10 nastiest places to ever drop a deuce, at least half are Pemex stations (there was one in Camargo where the toilet wasn't even attached to the floor).

Worst one in Mexico was in a bar up on Cerro de Chipinque overlooking Monterrey. I was puking up turpentine in that one.
It was a more pleasant experience than having to unload Montezuma’s Revenge in the BP basement where every single stall toilet was full of shit and the floor strewn with used TP. Plus most of the sinks were caked with puke and other unknown materials.

56 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Brisket forgoing missionary and heading straight for the cleveland steamer. I guess fortune does favor the bold.

To dare is to doo.

21 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I shit into a hole on the floor in a Uruguayan gas station.  That was interesting.

That was standard in Japan & Taiwan in the 1950s.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

I shit into a hole on the floor in a Uruguayan gas station.  That was interesting.

I pooped in a hole in the ground at Big Bend National Park as a kid. Waiting several seconds for it to hit the bottom and to hear the splash echo was a ton of fun.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Definitely would too, but I admit I might struggle to fully perform with the distraction of Jerry Jr. jacking it in the corner. 

Was it pronghorn or froghorn that had that story back on 3:16?

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